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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6419 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 197 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 139178 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a chicken, and a hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, go play on a different server).