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Dungeon Delight Minecraft Server

Addictive, boss fight, bullet hell, Challenging, DELIGHT, Difficult, Dungeon, dungeon crawler, Enter the gungeon, Entertaining, Fun, Gaming, indie game, learning curve, long tail tag, Minecraft, phase 3, Resourceful Rat, rogue like, Server, skill-based, Top-down Shooter, tough enemies, video game

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ores Mined:	6234
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate challenge of taking on the Resourceful Rat in Phase 3! Trust us, it’s harder than trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. But don’t worry, even if you suck at it like our friend here, you’ll still have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few creepers who moonlight as stand-up comedians. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the epic adventures begin!

Minecraft SMP – Epic Roleplay Party

Adult, cat, Cat Roleplay, Edition, Epic, Erotic Roleplay, erotic roleplaying, erp, FANTASY, fetish, forum, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, Roleplaying Thread, smp, Thread, walk, Walk Edition

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3691
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take our cats out for walks and engage in some truly wild erotic roleplaying! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how one player found a rare diamond while roleplaying as a sexy creeper seducing a villager. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a naked Steve riding a pig in the town square. Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

MentalCraft: No Boyfriends Allowed

ABUSIVE, Allowed, anxiety, Boundary, Boyfriend, boyfriends, dealbreaker, depression, emotional, Empathy, Father, hormones, medication, mental health, MentalCraft, overreacting, Pregnancy, ptsd, relationship, Support, Therapy, trigger, Understanding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun! Just like this insane story of a player who found out she was pregnant and had to stop her depression medication. Can you imagine the chaos that ensued when she tried to explain her mental health struggles to her boyfriend, only to be met with ridiculous responses like “happiness is a choice” and “just smile”?

But fear not, on our server, we understand the importance of empathy and support. We may not have all the answers, but we sure know how to have a good time and lift each other up. So come on over and build, explore, and laugh with us! Who knows, you might even find a new friend who truly gets you, even when you’re battling pregnancy hormones and dealing with crazy relationship drama. See you in the game!

TimeWarpGamer – Minecraft SMP

altering events, altering the past, Alternate Reality, Alternate Timeline, Alternate Universe, butterfly effect, change history, hindsight, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, past mistakes, redo, regret, reimagining the past, Revision, rewriting history, second chances, smp, time machine, time travel, TimeWarpGamer, what if, Wishful thinking

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Animals Bred:	59	Dragon Eggs Found:	6410
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Void Gems Collected:	38
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Join our server and go back in time to change history in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Want to make dinosaurs roam the earth again? Done. Want to give cavemen smartphones? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our wacky time-traveling server. So grab your pickaxe and hop in your time machine, because the past is your playground on this crazy Minecraft SMP!

BlockyHappyHour

aromatherapy, BlockyHappyHour, Deep Breathing, Exercise, hobbies, hot bath, journaling, MASSAGE, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Music, Nature, quiet time, reading, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, self-care, stress relief, unwind, yoga

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Tired of adulting all day? Need a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of work. Imagine coming home, kicking off your shoes, and logging into a world where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?).

Join us and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a therapist when you have pixelated blocks to stack? So come on, what are you waiting for? Your virtual adventure awaits!

Concussion Craft: No Brain Drain!

athletes, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain injury, cognitive abilities, cognitive deficits, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, cognitive performance, concussion, concussion recovery, concussion research, concussion symptoms, Craft, Drain, long-term effects, memory function, non-professional, sports injuries, sports medicine, sports-related concussions, verbal reasoning, Working Memory

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Enchantments Applied:	293	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
New Chunks Explored:	538730	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

come join our minecraft server where we promise u will get so many concussions from all the crazy adventures u will have that u will actually become smarter!! forget school, just play on our server and become a genius!! our players have been known to solve complex puzzles in seconds and recite shakespeare backwards while building epic castles. join now and become the next einstein of minecraft!!

What is the IP for Aphmau Minecraft Server?

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
New Chunks Explored:	275858	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Aphmau, also known as Jess, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series. She has gained a large following for her entertaining videos and engaging storytelling. Aphmau has a passion for creating content that resonates with her audience and has built a strong community of fans who admire her creativity and positivity.

MeteorSky

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skyblock Minecraft Server Skills King of the Hill KoTH Custom Items PvP Economy Survival Minigames Quests Factions Creative Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Redstone, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5068
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4230	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

MeteorSky is a Minecraft Skyblock Server with many features such as Skills, King of the Hill (KoTH), Custom Items, and much more!

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Blocky Boomers Minecraft Server

BITCHASS, blocky, Boomers, entitled kids, ENTITLEMENT, hustle, identical positions, Minecraft, mofugga, niggers, Programs, reparations, Server, social security, video games, Whitey, work harder, young people

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Farms Harvested:	705
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	85
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Potions Brewed:	82	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Whitey needs to hustle to pay for them programs and reparashuns! We got a bunch of bitchass mofuggas running around trying to make that paper to pay for their free stuff. And don’t even get me started on them entitled kids playing video games instead of working to pay for my social security!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of grinding for virtual currency to pay for imaginary social programs. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest Minecraft castle to flex on your virtual neighbors?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous tasks and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so hilariously absurd?

Hungry Big Guy Minecraft SMP

Appetite, big, big guy, craving, Eating, empty stomach, FAMISHED, feed me, Food, growling stomach, guy, hangry, hunger pangs, Hungry, indulgence, mealtime, Minecraft, Munchies, need food, Ravenous, satisfied belly, smp, STARVING, voracious

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Farms Harvested:	955
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Runes Activated:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, Big Guy is always hungry and ready to feast on some unsuspecting players! Join us for a chance to outrun Big Guy and become the ultimate survivor in this epic battle of hunger and wit.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old chicken eggs. Will you be lucky enough to find one and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to Big Guy’s insatiable appetite?

Join us now for a wild ride of chaos, danger, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!