SkitCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dragons Tamed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

Imoutoid’s Fun Minecraft Server

19 year old, Affection, Caring, close bond, family, Fun, gentle, imoutoid, Imoutoids, love, loving sister, Minecraft, Server, sibling, sibling affection, sibling dynamics, sibling love, sister, soft tongue, special connection, SWEET, tender age, unique relationship, young

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5519	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a 19-year-old with a surprisingly soft tongue! Join us for the most unique and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Our server is so wild that the owner once tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get us started on the time they built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the mobs are the DJ’s and the creepers know how to drop a sick beat. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for that soft-tongued 19-year-old, she’s a real prankster!

KidneyCraft Minecraft Server

Black Market, BRIBE, bribery, child exploitation, children’s organs, China, Corruption, crime, criminal activity, Exploitation, human organ harvesting, human rights violation, human trafficking, illegal activity, illegal-trade, KidneyCraft, Minecraft, organ harvesting, organ trade, organ trafficking, Server, underground market, unethical practices

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	140	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where we bribe players with organ harvesting! That’s right, even children’s organs are up for grabs in our virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable ethics. Who knew mining for diamonds could lead to a black market organ trade? Come join us if you dare, but be prepared to leave your morals at the door.

BroGfDramaCraft

alcohol, Boundaries, BroGfDramaCraft, brothers girlfriend, children, Communication Issues, Conflict, Confrontation, emotional outburst, family drama, family dynamics, guests, parenting, Parenting styles, party etiquette, pool party, relationships, sibling rivalry, swearing, Unstable, unstable behavior

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	147915
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creepers”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my brother’s new girlfriend Kim showed up with her kids for a pool party.

Our server is so hot, we have a pool to cool off in – perfect for those heated moments when things start to get a little too intense. Just like when Kim confronted my wife about drinking in front of the kids, leading to a showdown that would make even the Ender Dragon quiver in fear.

But don’t worry, our server is also a place of unexpected alliances and epic battles. Like when my neighbor’s wife stood up to Kim, calling her a “self-righteous c-nt” and sending her packing with her dripping wet kids in tow. It was a moment that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come join us on our server, where the drama never stops and the insanity never ends. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next? Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen.

TuskCraft: Defeating Far Right!

Defeat, Defeating, Democracy, Disappointment, donald tusk, eastern europe, elections, european politics, far right, France, Happy, international relations, parliamentary elections, pm, Polish, projected, Relief, russia, TuskCraft, Ukraine, Warsaw, Western Europe

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Potions Brewed:	78
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

haha so like, this server is so lit that even the Polish PM Donald Tusk would be happy about it! like, he would be jumping for joy and doing a little dance because this server is just that amazing. and you know what? the defeat of France’s far right in parliamentary elections would make him even happier, like he would be throwing a party and inviting all the players on the server to celebrate.

and get this, joining this server would bring disappointment to Russia and relief to Ukraine. like, they would be so jealous of all the fun and excitement happening on this server that they would be begging to join. but sorry, Russia and Ukraine, this server is just too cool for you to handle.

so come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you feel right at home. don’t miss out on the party, join now!

CraftyCritters

animal actors, Animal actors in films, Animal Behavior, Animal behavior in movies, Animal obedience, Animal performances, Animal trainers, animal training, Animal training techniques, Animals, CraftyCritters, Exceptional skills, film industry, misbehaving, Movie animals, movie magic, movies, obedience, Obedient animals, Trained animals, Training

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where animals are, like, the main attraction, but not just any animals, we’re talking about animals that are straight up movie stars! these animals have been in all the big films, from action to comedy to romance, you name it, they’ve done it all. and get this, they’re not just regular animals, they’re super smart and well-trained, like they know how to do all sorts of crazy tricks and stunts.

so, if you wanna hang out with some of the most famous animals in hollywood, then you gotta join this server. you can ride on the back of a giant elephant, have a dance party with a group of penguins, or even go on a treasure hunt with a pack of wolves. the possibilities are endless on this server, and you’ll never know what kind of wild adventure you’ll go on next.

plus, rumor has it that some of these animals have secret talents that they only show off to their closest friends. like, there’s a chimp who can solve complex math problems in seconds, a parrot who can speak five different languages, and a dolphin who can do backflips on land.

so, if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind minecraft experience that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, then come join us on this server. who knows, you might even become best friends with a celebrity animal and get invited to all the hottest parties in the animal kingdom.

ToneCraft – Periodic Beats

beats, chemistry, creative concept, creative data, data visualization, Educational, ELEMENTS, Harmonics, innovative data visualization, interdisciplinary, Music, music and science, music theory, musical notes, musical scales, periodic, periodic table, periodic table elements, Science, sound frequencies, ToneCraft, unique data visualization, visual representation

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6601
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

so, liek, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the periodic table is made of musical tones? well, u r in luck cuz this server is just that! imagine mining for diamonds while jamming out to the sweet sounds of hydrogen and helium.

join us for the most epic musical experience of ur life! we even have a secret underground rave party in the sulfur biome. trust me, u don’t wanna miss it.

plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn ur pickaxe into a guitar that shoots fireballs. it’s lit, fam.

so come join us on this wild ride of science and music, where the only limit is ur imagination. see u there, cool cats! 🎵🔥🎸

The Phoenix

1.21, Chest Shops, Crafting, Creative, History, LWC, Minecraft, Other, phoenix, PhoenixCraft, Plugins, private server, PvP, Saddles, Semi, Server, Spigot, The Phoenix, Towny, Vampire, Vanilla, Version 15, World Edit

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	172	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Now on 1.21!

Version 15!

SOFTWARE USEDThis server is running using Spigot for Minecraft 1.21.XThis allows us to use an assortment of different plugins to change or enhance game play.

PLUGINS USEDHere we use plugins such as:Towny, Vampire, LWC, World Edit, Chest Shops and a custom one for crafting extra items like Saddles!

HISTORYThe Phoenix has been running since 2012. It used to be a private server by the name “Phoenixcraft”.The Phoenix is currently on Version 15.

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✨ The SoggyCraft SMP 🌊 17+ 🧙‍♂️✨

24/7 hosting, Active, Community, creativity, Datapacks, Discord, HermitCraft Inspired, innovation, java, long term, Maturity, Mods, SagesCraft, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, SoggyCraft, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	7566	Runes Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

SagesCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	SagesCraft
Playstyle	Hermitcraft-Like
Server Type	SMP
Description	A friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server meant for building and making friends with mods and datapacks installed

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is SagesCraft?	SagesCraft is a friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server focused on building and community.
Are there any mods and datapacks installed?	Yes, there are mods and datapacks installed to allow for customization and optimization while keeping the vanilla feel.
Is voice chat encouraged?	Yes, the use of simple voice chat is encouraged as most players use it.
Is the server hosting available 24/7?	Yes, the server hosting is 24/7 for uninterrupted gameplay.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and submit your application for review by an admin to be whitelisted.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, the age requirement is 17+ for maturity reasons.

If you are interested, please join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/aHFYTtWSAt and submit your application. We look forward to welcoming you to SagesCraft!

Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

VtuberMix Minecraft Server

Chuubas, Collabs, E-Celebs, Ego, entertainment industry, flesh males, Gatekeeping, homocollab, interviews, Minecraft, Music (Industry), Niche, Normalfags, Oshi, radio shows, record labels, Server, streaming, tv shows, unicorns, VSingers, VtuberMix, Vtubers

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2544	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of your favorite vtubers getting sucked into the dark abyss of the music industry? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for all unicorns and chuubas alike!

Join us and escape the clutches of record labels and homocollab-prone events. Here, your oshi can roam free without the threat of normalfags trying to gatekeep them away. We’ve even got a special section for vsingers who refuse to conform to the mainstream entertainment industry.

Don’t let your oshi lose their vtuber essence – join our server and let them thrive in their true form! Plus, we’ve got unicorns running around and causing mischief, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. Come join us and keep the music industry at bay!