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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5997 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!