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Boofa SMP – Where Even the Sheep Wear Sunglasses! Join Now!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Community	Decisions made by the community
Rules	Minimal restrictions on speech, no PvP
Recruitment	Open to new members

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by following the application process on our Discord server. Check the attached link for more information.

2. What type of server is this?

This server is a semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP, where community decisions are prioritized.

3. Are there any rules on speech?

We have minimal restrictions on speech, allowing players to express themselves freely.

4. Is PvP allowed on the server?

No, PvP is not allowed on this server. We focus on community building instead.

5. How can I get involved in community decisions?

You can participate in community discussions and voting to have a say in the server’s direction.

CymruCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, cultural heritage, Cymru, CymruCraft, devolution, Government, identity crisis, Minecraft, national identity, nationalism, political beliefs, Political debate, self-governance, Server, Size of Cymru, Size of Wales, SOVEREIGNTY, United Kingdom, wales, welsh, Welsh Independence, Welsh Language, Welsh People

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mines Excavated:	3275
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as small as a pea? Well, look no further because our server is so massive, it makes Wales look like a tiny ant hill! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world that is so big, you’ll need a GPS just to find your way back home!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Welsh dragon, who roams the land breathing fire and causing chaos. Join forces with other players to defeat this mighty beast and claim its treasure as your own!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is populated by talking sheep who will regale you with tales of their adventures in the mystical land of Cymru? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life!

Divine PvP Minecraft Server

Adl, Agreement, Communication, Conflict Resolution, current events, Deal, Decision making, Diplomacy, Divine, foreign policy, Government, happen, international relations, JENNIFER PSAKI, Minecraft, nato, negotiations, Politics, PvP, Server, The gods, uncertainty, united states, world affairs

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	224
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Votes:	8078	Villages Defended:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a creeper on caffeine – explosive and unpredictable!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!

SisSass Minecraft Server

disrespectful behavior., entitled attitude, entitled behavior, entitled sister, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Father Figures, Father’s Day, high standards, living with parents, long list of demands, Minecraft, parenting struggles, retail job, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, single mom, single motherhood, SisSass

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Votes:	102	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us and experience the wild antics of players like my sister Gabby (20), who is a single mom of two kids with the most entitled attitude you’ve ever seen. She demands that men treat her like a princess and has a long list of requirements for potential suitors. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of players ready to call her out on her nonsense!

Witness the epic father’s day meal showdown where Gabby declares, “If he doesn’t have a BMW, I don’t want him,” only to be reminded that both of her baby daddies were losers who couldn’t even drive. And when she tries to raise her standards, chaos ensues as players like you get to watch the drama unfold in real-time.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with family feuds, freeloading siblings, and food fights that would make a Minecraft creeper blush? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the insanity for yourself – join our server today and get ready for a wild ride!

Momma’s MineCraft Mayhem

aita, Apology, birthday present, blended family, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional outburst, family bond, family dynamics, family traditions, Family Values, favoritism, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, in-laws, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mommas, parenting, relationships, step-grandson, stepson

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Mines Excavated:	2860
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! Join now for a drama-free gaming experience where you can escape from real-life chaos and build your dream world.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow. Build epic structures, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends along the way. Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never feel alone in the virtual world.

Forget about family feuds and step-parent drama – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is zombies and creepers! So join us today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Friendship Ick Minecraft Server

awkward, Backstabbing, bad vibes, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Deceit, dishonesty, disloyalty, Drama, Fake, friendship, Ick.., insincerity, lack of communication, Manipulation, Minecraft, negative energy, Server, superficial relationships, TOXIC, UNCOMFORTABLE, untrustworthy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and friendly? Do you crave drama and chaos in your virtual friendships? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your so-called friends, stealing their diamonds, and blowing up their houses just for fun! We have a strict “no hugs allowed” policy to keep things interesting and competitive.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret crush on one of our players and will do anything to protect them. Will you be the one to win the dragon’s heart and become the ultimate Minecraft player?

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring friendships and embrace the chaos, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

AlienCraft: Earth Invasion LOL

alien life, AlienCraft, aliens, Arrival, close encounter, Contact, E.T., Earth, encounter, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, intergalactic, Invasion, Landing, lol, Mystery, science fiction, spacecraft, UFO, unidentified flying object, unknown, Visitors

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring old Earth servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of wacky aliens who have crash-landed on Earth and are now hosting the most out-of-this-world Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for epic space battles with laser guns, ride on flying pigs through the galaxy, and mine for rare alien ores that will make your friends green with envy. Our alien overlords have even set up a dance party zone where you can boogie with extraterrestrial beings until the sun comes up (or doesn’t, because, you know, space).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can team up with other players to fend off zombie invasions and protect the world from impending doom. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that will transport you to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

So what are you waiting for, Earthlings? Join our server today and let the intergalactic fun begin!

CraftyHolocaustDenialAI

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Awareness, CraftyHolocaustDenialAI, digital age, discrimination, education, Ethics, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, Holocaust denial, internet, Misinformation, Online platforms, Prevention, Propaganda, social media, Surge, Technology, UN agency, Warning

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic castles and fight off zombie pigmen with our diamond swords. UN agency warns that if you don’t join, AI could spawn a surge of Holocaust denial. Don’t let that happen, come build with us and save the world from misinformation! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So what are you waiting for? Join now before the AI takes over and we’re all stuck in a virtual world of denial!

Hair Genital Loincloth Land

alien race, Avatar, Blue People, Cultural traditions, fantasy world, fictional species, Film Fashion, film lore, Genital, genitals, hair, james cameron, Land, Loin Cloths, Loincloth, movie characters, Movie Costumes, navi, PANDORA, Sci Fi, Science Fiction Universe, Tribal Clothing, Unique Anatomy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crops Grown:	6279
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most outrageous adventures waiting for you! ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world where the Na’vi from Avatar wear loin cloths even though their genitals are in their hair? well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!

we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and a secret underground club where the creepers go to dance the night away.

if you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house), then this is the server for you! come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together. who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

TallCraft: Where Women Prefer Taller Men!

attractiveness, body type, broader shoulders, Dominant, evolutionary psychology, fighting ability, gender differences, height, masculine, MATE SELECTION, Men, partner preferences, Perception, Physical attraction, physical traits, prefer, Preferences, research, self-perceived attractiveness, social norms, Tallcraft, taller, taller men, Women

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Emeralds Found:	9371
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

So, like, this Minecraft server is like the ultimate place to find your tall, broad-shouldered Minecraft man! If you wanna feel like a queen with a hunky Minecraft king by your side, then this is the place to be! Our players are all super tall and strong, just like those dudes in the research study. Plus, they’re all experts in fighting off creepers and zombies, so you know you’ll be safe with them around. Join now and find your Minecraft prince charming!