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HairHavocCraft

beauty standards, breast cancer awareness, cancer awareness, Charity, hair donation, hair donation obligation, HairHavocCraft, Insecurity, Long hair, personal choice, school pressure, self esteem, self-care, Self-expression, skipping school, social pressure, teacher conflict, thin hair, Vanity, voluminous hair, wavy hair

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of blocky fun! Are you tired of people begging you to donate your virtual hair to charity? Well, on our server, you can keep your pixelated locks as long as you want without any pressure!

Imagine a world where your therapist isn’t trying to convince you to chop off your Minecraft character’s hair for a good cause. No more social pressure from virtual teachers and classmates demanding you make a donation in the name of everyone because your virtual hair is just too fabulous to cut!

On our server, you can build a basement hideout and never have to face the guilt-tripping teacher who keeps pushing you to donate your virtual hair. Skip school in the game without any consequences and come back on November 1st to a stress-free virtual world.

Join our server and escape the madness of pink October in the real world. Keep your virtual hair long and luscious, and never worry about anyone forcing you to donate it for a cause you’re not ready for. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in a world where your virtual locks are safe from charity demands!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	63	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

mc.yourcrafts.us

Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

action RPG, anime style, Archive, Blue, blue archive, Character customization, collectible game, Crafty, Cute Characters, free to play, Gacha game, husbandos, In-game Events, Japanese Game, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming community, multiplayer, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, strategy game, waifus

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Alien Abductions:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9239
Crops Grown:	5066	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!

The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

aita, BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, Deception, Divorce, divorce papers, emotional affair, Honesty, Infidelity, Leaving Home, long term relationship, marriage problems, moral dilemma, moving out, reconciliation, relationship advice, Significant Other, trust issues, wife lied, WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	91
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7033
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	108	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ores Mined:	905	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Votes:	7357	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Votes:	3414	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Page Me in Minecraft

ALERT, Beep, Buzz, Communication, Connection, Contact, digital communication, instant messaging, long distance, Messaging, Minecraft, Nostalgia, notify, old school, page, page someone, pager, reach out, stay in touch, staying connected., Technology, virtual communication

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.