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Piss Shiver Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Emeralds Found:	6962
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our bathroom mishaps are legendary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments.

Once, a player accidentally sneezed while building a giant statue of a chicken, causing feathers to fly everywhere and turning the statue into a real-life chicken!

Another time, a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only for a thunderstorm to hit and turn their dance floor into a disco inferno!

So come join us and experience the chaos and laughter for yourself. And don’t worry, we always have bleach spray on hand for any unexpected messes. Just remember to wash your hands, because hygiene is key, you big gay!

Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Falcom General #2167

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually secretly run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. You’ll never see it coming when you get wrecked by a chicken with a diamond sword.

2. We have a hidden underground base filled with all the rarest loot and treasures you could ever imagine. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fiercely protective wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and try to give you hugs, but be careful, his hugs are explosive!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Arabian Nights Minecraft Server

acceptance, Arabian, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, global perspective, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, Inclusivity, Individuality, middle eastern, Middle Eastern culture, Middle Eastern people, Minecraft, misconceptions, Multiculturalism, NIGHTS, Server, social justice, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, Unique

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3757
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Votes:	3722
Ores Mined:	7654	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks and acts the same? Well, look no further because our server is a melting pot of diversity! Join us and discover that not all Middle Easterns are the same – in fact, we have players from all over the world with unique backgrounds and stories to share.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Camel Racing Arena, where players can saddle up and race their trusty camels to victory. And don’t forget about our famous Falafel Feast event, where players can compete to see who can eat the most delicious falafels in one sitting.

So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking camel or uncover the secret recipe for the world’s best hummus. The possibilities are endless!

Estrogen Induced Brain Damage Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Love Letters Sent:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement is a healthy dose of estrogen-induced brain damage! Why waste your time with boring old servers that make you follow basic instructions when you can join us and experience the chaos of our world?

We don’t believe in following scripts here – in fact, we encourage our players to throw them out the window and embrace the madness. Need to build a house? Why not do it upside down? Want to mine for diamonds? Better do it blindfolded! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

So come on, join our SMP and leave your sanity at the door. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories await you in our estrogen-fueled world? Just remember, the crazier, the better!

Holy Shit Chinese Are Right Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Emeralds Found:	9101	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we follow the ancient Chinese philosophy of Minecrafting! That’s right, we’ve unlocked the secret to ultimate block-placing mastery.

Join us and experience the thrill of building giant panda statues that come to life and do your bidding. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem, we’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the mystical powers of our enchanted fortune cookies – they’ll give you the strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of fried chicken legs to keep you fueled for all your epic adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and discover why the Chinese were right all along about the true potential of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy shit” in no time!

””You Killed It, Anon” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	171
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Crops Grown:	6304
Magic Items Found:	7137	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging exploding chickens and riding on flying pigs.

We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a laugh, whether it’s pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with giant squids. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond stashes guarded by evil llamas.

But be warned, Anon, you better bring your A-game because this server is not for the faint of heart. The last player who tried to challenge the Ender Dragon ended up accidentally turning it into a pet that now roams the server wreaking havoc.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and show off your Minecraft skills, come join us and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, you killed it, Anon.

Lost to Cod Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magic Items Found:	5071
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that couldn’t even beat Call of Duty in a dance-off? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even COD is shaking in its boots! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond armor fashion shows, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and challenge him to a build battle. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Let’s show COD who’s boss!

Homo Fauna – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3138	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5089

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with human males on female anthros, because why not? Our server is so insane, we have stories that will make you question reality. From Sanguine Dusk’s epic adventures to The Best Stress Relief, you’ll never be bored on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Survivors of a Shattered World, The Frost on her Feathers, and even Vipers, Nights, and French Fries are just a taste of the craziness that awaits you. And don’t forget about Customer Satisfaction – because who doesn’t love a good customer service story in the world of Minecraft?

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you crawl through a Sunset Oblivion while munching on French fries with vipers slithering around you? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your anthro companion, and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ores Mined:	7342
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Enchantments Applied:	63

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a professional hunter and dominate the wilderness!

Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with nothing but your trusty bow and arrow. But be warned, these mobs are no pushovers – they will fight back with all their might!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its walls, guarded by a horde of angry skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate hunter in Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally defeat the Ender Dragon and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

Boring Survivor Series Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Survivor Series matches in other Minecraft SMPs? Are War Games starting to feel like a snooze fest? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up with our outrageous traditional survivor series matches!

Join our server and prepare to battle it out in epic PvP showdowns where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Will you be the sole survivor or will you be taken out by a sneaky backstabber? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary War Llamas, a group of fierce and feisty llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Can you tame these wild beasts and harness their power for your own gain? Only the bravest and most daring players will succeed in this daring quest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable survivor series matches you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!