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CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

accomplish, Conflict, CraftyPutinsUltimateUkraineGoals, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, goals, international conflict, international relations, leadership, Military Action, military intervention, political strategy, power dynamics, putin, russia, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	New Chunks Explored:	159054
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Alien Abductions:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

FamilyCraft Fun Zone

balance, children, Communication, digital age, distractions, family dynamics, family time, Familycraft, fathers, Fun, Gaming, mobile phone use, MOTHERS, parenting, parents, quality time, relationships, screen time, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, technology use, Zone

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, arousal, desire, dream, dream analysis, dreamy, FANTASY, Freudian, Hug, Implications, Interpretation, lady’s, middle aged lady, Minecraft, psychoanalysis, Psychology, Server, sexual dream, subconscious, supermarket, symbol, taboo, Unconscious

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	178	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Crops Grown:	6560
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	913
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Towns Built:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Votes:	2779	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2140	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Items Found:	4054	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

CraftyNoobsdojo

10. Intellectual growth, 11. New hobbies, 12. Exploring interests, 13. Educational pursuits, 14. Self-discovery, 15. Broadening horizons, 16. Enriching experiences, 17. Academic curiosity, 18. Self-education, 19. Professional development, 2. personal development, 20. Intellectual challenges., 3. Lifelong learning, 4. Curiosity, 5. Self-improvement, 6. Knowledge acquisition, 7. Educational goals, 8. Skill development, 9. Continuous learning, CraftyNoobsdojo, learning new skills

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

CraftyFascistsWin2021

anti-immigration, Austria, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyFascistsWin2021, Europe, Eurosceptic, far right, Freedom Party, Government, historical, national election, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, populist, resurgence, right wing, Victory, WIN, world war II

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Towns Built:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!

Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med

antipsychotics, Breakthrough, clinical trials, cognitive function, core symptoms, drug development, FDA Approval, innovation, KarXT, Krafty, Med, medication, mental health, mental illness, Minds.., neurology, new mechanism of action, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, Schizo, schizophrenia, side effects, Treatment, US regulatory approval

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mines Excavated:	3086	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the first schizophrenia medication in decades but for ur gaming brain! we got a whole new mechanism of action that will blow ur mind! in trials, players on our server experienced relief from all the core symptoms of boredom, improved their cognitive function to epic levels, and didn’t have any of those nasty side effects like getting kicked or banned for no reason. come join the madness and level up ur gaming experience like never before!