Skincare MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCash: Spend Wisely!

health and wellness, hobbies, Wisely, experiences, travel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! They may spit at you from time to time, but they sure know how to build an epic castle.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers who have killer dance moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs regular old chickens when you can have bling-bling chickens?

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers. Fly like a bat, swim like a dolphin, and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyCritterz

ethical beauty, ethical consumerism, ethical sourcing, beauty industry, makeup

So, like, come join our server, where we have, like, the most epic adventures and crazy shenanigans you can imagine! We have unicorns flying around and pigs that can do backflips, it’s totally insane, dude!

Once, this player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a talking chicken who only spoke in riddles. And another time, a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and ended in a pool of rainbow water. It was, like, totally epic!

And, like, did you know that our server is the only place where you can find a magical potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours? It’s, like, the craziest thing ever!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown! Plus, we have free cookies for all new players, so, like, what are you waiting for? Join now!

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PimplePoppin’ Minecraft Server

misunderstanding, overreaction, Boundaries, self esteem, discomfort

Are you tired of your boyfriend rubbing your face like it’s a magic lamp on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-face-rubbing policy! Join us and never worry about awkward breakout patches being rubbed again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are respected and crazy adventures await, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a boyfriend who doesn’t think face rubbing is a normal conversation starter.

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ToiletTraining101

trip, skincare, bathroom, Overnight, asking

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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AcneCraft: Creamy Combo Battle

acne treatment, split face, battle, clinical trial, efficacy

lol dis server is like a magical cream for ur minecraft experience. u kno how u put on dat acne cream and ur face is like BAM clear skin? well dis server is like dat but for ur gaming soul. u put on dis server and ur minecraft skills are like BOOM improved. u gonna be slayin’ dem creepers and buildin’ da sickest castles in no time. it’s like u got dat niacinamide and ceramide power boost for ur gameplay. join dis server and watch ur minecraft dreams come true. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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SunscreenCraft

smoke breaks, park, self-care, berating, dynamic

Are you tired of being yelled at for wanting to protect your skin while going for a walk? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from aggressive sunscreen haters!

Join us for a world where sunscreen application is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Build your own sunscreen castle, ride sunscreen-coated horses, and battle evil sunscreen-stealing monsters.

Don’t let anyone tell you that sunscreen is a waste of time, join our server and show them the true power of SPF protection! Plus, we have a special “Sunscreen Warrior” rank for those who truly embrace the sunscreen lifestyle.

So come on, join our server and let your skin shine bright like a diamond (protected by sunscreen, of course)!

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ShowerCraft Minecraft Server

shower, body wash, Server, self-care, shower routine

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud while playing? Well, look no further because our server is like a spa day for your virtual self! We don’t just offer epic builds and exciting adventures, we also provide top-notch body wash recommendations for when you take a shower in real life. Join us and you’ll never have to worry about smelling like a creeper again! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself swears by our server for all his hygiene needs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and level up your Minecraft game in more ways than one!

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GlowCrafters United

glowing skin naturally, United, skincare hacks, Skincare Routine, glowing skin secrets

Are you tired of looking like a zombie in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will give you that radiant, glowing skin you’ve always dreamed of! Join us and watch as your character’s complexion goes from dull to dazzling in no time.

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our players’ flawless skin. Rumor has it that Notch himself created this server after realizing how important it is to have a good skincare routine in the world of Minecraft.

So come on, join us and get ready to shine brighter than a diamond block! Who needs potions of night vision when you can have naturally glowing skin on our server? Trust us, your avatar will thank you.

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CraftyControlFreakGF

self-care, diet, relationship, CraftyControlFreakGF, Opinions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the suffocating environment of real life and express your opinions freely without fear of being called abusive, a bully, or toxic!

Join us and manifest your wildest dreams in-game, whether it’s building the biggest castle or taming the rarest creatures. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and not worry about someone canceling their dentist appointment because they think the dentist is manifesting their dental problems.

We promise endless fun, outrageous adventures, and a community that will never taunt you about your skincare routine or try to convince you that neglecting your skin is a sin in our religion (which, by the way, is all about building pixelated worlds, not skincare).

So come join us and leave behind the endless arguments and taunts of real life. Let’s build a world where everyone’s opinions are respected, and the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creeper explosions!

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LipBalmCraft

lip balm, health, Dermatology, beauty, LipBalmCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to apply lip balm to your anus for good luck! the more lip balm you use, the more diamonds you find in the game! we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you rare items for your excess lip balm. our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckington who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. so come on down and join the lip balm revolution, where your anus will thank you for it!

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