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Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our players’ flawless skin. Rumor has it that Notch himself created this server after realizing how important it is to have a good skincare routine in the world of Minecraft.
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Oh, and get this, every time you eat a carrot on our server, you gain super speed and can run circles around your enemies. It’s like you’re The Flash, but with a bunny sidekick.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted disco ball.
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