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CraftyPolishMiner

comparison, CraftyPolishMiner, economic growth, Economy, employment, Europe, federal rate, global economy, government policy, income, international news, labor market, minimum wage, Poland, Social Issues, standard of living, united states, US, wage gap, wages, workers’ rights

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where the minimum wage is higher than the US federal rate! why work in real life when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle in poland? our server is so lit, even the creepers are getting paid more than the average american! come join us and experience the thrill of earning a living wage while fighting off zombies and skeletons. who needs a job when you can be a minecraft millionaire in poland? join now for a chance to become the richest player in the virtual world!

Trash to Treasure: Boat Bottle Win

#sustainability, boat, BOTTLE, Competition, consequences, Contestant, discovery, Environment, irony, Karma, laziness, Lazy, littering, Ocean, plastic bottle, Pollution, reality tv, recycling, Redemption, survival show, Trash, Treasure, WIN

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension Hops:	6

Join this epic Minecraft server where the world is filled with magical plastic bottles that can help you survive and win challenges! Imagine finding a plastic bottle thrown by a lazy player and using it to outsmart your opponents like a true survival show contestant. Who knows, maybe that lazy player will even join the server and compete against you, only to be defeated by their own trash! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and see where the plastic bottle madness takes you!

Ordinary SMP

building, Community, Contests, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Grief Protection, Hermitcraft-like, java, Minecraft, Mods, ordinary, PvP, Redstone, resource pack, Server, smp, Version, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Emeralds Found:	6027
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	266
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Java 1.21.4
Whitelisted	Yes

Brief Overview:

Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community that offers a vanilla experience with a diverse player base from around the world. Join to build, explore, and make new friends!

FAQs

1. What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

2. Is grief protection available on the server?

Yes, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers despite being a vanilla server.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join us on our Discord server by following this link: DISCORD

4. Are there any mods on the server?

Yes, we have mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more to enhance your gaming experience.

5. What events can I participate in on the server?

We host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!

6. Is there a custom resource pack available on the server?

Yes, we have a custom resource pack that includes exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. We also accept submissions for custom items from players.

7. Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and an enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Bitches, bitches who look like this, Ethereal, long tail, look, Realms, tags

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	2893
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crops Grown:	5288
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Because we got bitches who look like this 👇👇👇

I’m talking about pixelated babes with blocky bodies that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you won’t find these fine ladies on any other server.

So if you wanna build, mine, and flirt with some sexy square-shaped hotties, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join now and get ready for a wild ride! 🤪🔥💦

BlastCrafters: AITA Edition

aita, Blame, BlastCrafters, Cleanup, Communication, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, explosion, family, Guns, Horses, Livestock, Mess, new year’s eve, Outrage, Property, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Shooting, Shooting Range, social media, tannerite, Video

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Potions Brewed:	59	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of your relatives shooting up trees and exploding tannerite in the paddock.

Our server offers a peaceful oasis away from the madness, where you can focus on building epic structures and taming virtual horses without any interruptions. Plus, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after anyone else’s mess – unless you count creepers blowing up your creations!

So come join us on the server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT, not tannerite. And remember, on our server, the only drama comes from players arguing over who gets the last diamond.

HorriblePersonMC SMP

horrible person, HorriblePersonMC, introspection, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness acceptance, self-awareness development, self-awareness exploration, self-awareness journey, self-awareness process, self-awareness realization, self-criticism, self-judgment, self-realization, smp

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Items Found:	2409	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5357
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

LOL join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have the most insane shenanigans happening 24/7! We have a secret underground club where we sacrifice chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on anyone who tries to grief our builds. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and craziness that goes down on our server. So come join us and embrace your inner horrible person in the most hilarious way possible!

Blocky Booty Surprise

blocky, BOOTY, INTIMATE, memorable, out of the blue, Random, sexual experience, spontaneous, Surprise, Surprising, surprising encounter, surprising event, surprising moment, surprising rendezvous, surprising situation, unanticipated, Unconventional, unexpected, unexpected connection, unexpected intimacy, unforeseen, Unplanned, UNUSUAL

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	87
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a wild and unexpected sexual encounter! Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a steamy love triangle with two creepers. Or maybe you’re just peacefully farming when a group of zombies decides to spice things up with a little roleplay. Join us for a truly unforgettable and unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cola: The Mystery Flavor

advertising claims, beverage industry, brand loyalty., branding strategy, Coca Cola, Cola, consumer behavior, consumer perception, consumer trust., Crafty, flavor, global corporations, iconic brands, market research, marketing tactics, Mystery, Original Taste, product authenticity, product labeling, product packaging, Quality Control, soft drinks, taste testing, Verification

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u question reality? well, look no further cuz this server is like coca-cola putting “original taste” on their products – u just gotta trust us, bro.

imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. yep, that’s what u can expect on this server. we got unicorns roaming around and diamonds raining from the sky. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we throw every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest beats. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest minecraft server of all time. who needs reality when u can have this much fun? let’s get weird, baby!

Invictus

Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, hard difficulty, Invictus, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, Semi Vanilla, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Web Map

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Crops Grown:	5971
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Villages Defended:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Invictus SMP ⛏️ Overview

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020 to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address invictus.r2f.co and the Bedrock port 25591.

Q: Can I play on this server with the Java version of Minecraft?

A: No, this server is compatible with the Bedrock version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any community events on this server?

A: Yes, the server hosts various community events such as build competitions, treasure hunts, and more.

Mystic Caverns Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alternative, Andy Sixx, black veil brides, CAVERNS, clogging, emo, fashion, heavy metal, Long hair, makeup, metalcore, Music, mystic, Performance, punk, Realms, Rebellion, rockstar, screaming, Shit, stage presence, Throat, vocalist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Chimeras Created:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do you like Minecraft? Do you like building stuff and exploring crazy worlds? Well, have I got a server for you! This place is like Andy Sixx’s shit throte clogging, but in a good way! Imagine the chaos and madness of a clogged throat, but in Minecraft form!

Join this server if you want to experience the wildest and most unpredictable gameplay ever. We’ve got exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and even flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes! It’s like a fever dream, but with blocks and pickaxes.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join this server and witness the insanity for yourself. Trust me, once you see a zombie doing the Macarena while riding a giant chicken, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s TNT everywhere)!