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NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Dragon Eggs Found:	7811	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ores Mined:	2837	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Crops Grown:	1300
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magic Items Found:	3742	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Void Armor Forged:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Buildings Constructed:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	61	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2449	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	168
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!