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CloseCallMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever had a creeper explode right behind you in Minecraft, sending you flying into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles, and hilarious mishaps that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs a boring old close call in real life when you can experience the thrill of almost losing all your diamonds in a daring mining expedition? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

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Magic Sex Ed Fail

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more magic than hogwarts, and less teenage pregnancies than hogwarts too! like, how is that even possible? we don’t even have sex ed classes, but somehow we still keep it clean and magical up in here. come join us and see for urself, it’s like a magical mystery tour without all the baby drama. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u really wanted to see some wizard babies running around, then maybe u will regret it. but still, join us for the lolz and the magic, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, on our Minecraft server, the French have voted for a right-wing Italian to be their leader! That’s right, anything can happen in this crazy world. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this election result. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Holy Graffiti Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s been blessed by the heavens themselves? Look no further than our server, where the walls are covered in graffiti from thousands of Christians who have visited the holy sepulchre! These walls hold the stories of countless generations over two millennia, with carvings of believers eagerly awaiting the second coming of Christ.

Join our server and immerse yourself in the history and spirituality of this sacred site. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a hidden message from the man himself! So come on down and experience the divine on our server – because where else can you mine for diamonds while surrounded by ancient Christian graffiti?

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Dad’s Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring family trips to Arizona? Do you dread the thought of leaving your cozy home in Canada? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the anxiety of traveling by exploring our virtual world from the comfort of your own home. No need to worry about airfare or accommodations, because everything is already built for you!

Plus, if you’re feeling guilty about turning down the offer, just tell your family that you’re busy building your own virtual paradise on our server. They can go on their trip without you while you craft your way to glory.

So why travel to Arizona when you can embark on epic adventures in Minecraft instead? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-life travel woes!

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