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CloseCallMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Villages Defended:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Have you ever had a creeper explode right behind you in Minecraft, sending you flying into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles, and hilarious mishaps that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs a boring old close call in real life when you can experience the thrill of almost losing all your diamonds in a daring mining expedition? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

Old Farts Craft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos and celebrate the absurdity of life! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Disco Llama.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

BlockySniperz Minecraft Madness

Accuracy, BlockySniperz, Campers, Competitive Gaming, First Person Shooter, Gaming, headshots, long range, madness, marksmanship, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, patience, Precision, Shooter, SNIPERS, stealth, strategy, tactical, team play, video games, virtual warfare

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6847
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Buildings Constructed:	40
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate sniper showdown! Our server is filled with expert marksmen who will headshot you from across the map before you even know what hit you. But don’t worry, we also have sniper chickens that will help you hone your skills and become the best sharpshooter in all of Minecraft!

Not convinced yet? Well, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Sniper King, a player who once hit a triple headshot while riding a unicorn through a field of exploding creepers. If you can impress the Sniper King with your skills, you will be granted access to the secret sniper club, where only the most elite players are allowed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your sniping skills in the most epic way possible!

Crafty McCraftface: Endwalker Edition

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! We’re launching early access on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT, so get ready to dive into a world filled with Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration and Yo-Kai Watch Event rerun madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that we’re even testing out Cross-Region Data Center Travel and hosting a PvP Series 5 that will blow your mind. And if you’re looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells, we’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6.

Oh, and did we mention the meetups? Join us on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT for a Crystal Party Finder Orbonne Monastery MINE Run (ID: 473801309) or on April 26 at 6:00 PM EDT for a Shogun Watch Party episodes 9 and 10 at Zalera, Mist, Ward 11, Plot 54 (ID: 474400408). It’s going to be more fun than trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than a creeper blowing up your best build!

DrunkCraft: The Hangover Edition

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	5250
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the party never stops! Have you ever woke up at 4 AM and thought, “I need to play Minecraft right now”? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, it’s always 4 AM somewhere!

Join us for drinking kind of morning where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your liver). Build a house out of beer cans, mine for vodka diamonds, and battle zombie bartenders in the nightclub dungeon.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chaste Creeper Chaos: Where Blocks Drop and Players Pop!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3248
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaste virginal heronies (yes, you read that right). Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame one of these chaste virginal heronies, you will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dropped – a mysterious being that keeps dropping random items all over the map. Some say that if you collect all of these items, you will be granted with the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Gloop’s Yoinky Adventures

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5489
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go “yoinky” in excitement? Look no further than our EPIC server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, UNICORNS, and RAINBOWS!

Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t handle our LEVELS OF COOLNESS!

Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident LLAMA OVERLORD who rules the server with an iron hoof!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the YOINKY madness for yourself!

LOLcraft: Anomalous Collapse

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchantments Applied:	298	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the gameplay is so fun, it’ll make you question reality! But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of pic related being way too good on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, pic related is so OP that it’ll make you question why you ever played on any other server before!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures, CRAZY challenges, and UNBELIEVABLE rewards! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft server of all time!

But be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and prepare for the WACKIEST Minecraft journey of your life!

MindCraft: Where Your Brainwaves Control the Game!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8347
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have Siddharth Hariharoan attempting to control a toy helicopter with his mind! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so advanced that we use the MindWave Mobile device by NeuroSky to read brain waves and make the impossible possible.

If you want to witness this mind-blowing (literally) spectacle, then join our server now! Who knows, you might even be able to control your Minecraft character with your thoughts. The possibilities are endless on our server, where we take gaming to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft gaming. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly groundbreaking!

27th Heaven Minecraft Server: Where Episode 27 is the Greatest Thing Ever!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where Episode 27 is like the holy grail of gaming experiences! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you with diamond swords! But don’t worry, because our server is equipped with anti-llama shields to protect you from their wrath.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players travel from all corners of the Minecraft universe just to catch a glimpse of it. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame the Diamond Chicken, it will lead you to a secret realm filled with enchanted golden carrots and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and mind-blowing structures imaginable. From giant pixel art to floating castles made entirely of cake blocks, the creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where every corner holds a new surprise and every block has a story to tell. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

IncelCraft: Where Lonely Gamers Find Love…or Creeper Explosions!

acceptance, belonging, Community, Country, creeper, cultural norms, explosions, Find, Future, Gamers, gender dynamics, IncelCraft, Incels, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Love…or, mental health, patriarchy, relationships, self improvement, Social Issues, societal expectations, society, stigma, Support, toxic masculinity

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to our totally epic Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of the real world and dive into a virtual paradise of blocky goodness!

Join us and experience a world where incels are transformed into chad Minecraft players who rule the land with their pixelated prowess.

Witness as our players build magnificent structures that rival the wonders of the ancient world, all while dodging creepers and zombies with the skill of a ninja.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of our legendary Minecraft community where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!