Oh, and get this, every time you eat a carrot on our server, you gain super speed and can run circles around your enemies. It’s like you’re The Flash, but with a bunny sidekick.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted disco ball.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures in Minecraft history. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of diamond-encrusted llamas that will trade you enchanted golden carrots for your most embarrassing secrets.
So why wait? Come join us and discover what’s really at the bottom of your nuts…or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of hilarious shenanigans instead!
Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of wise old Minecraft players who were tired of being bossed around by teenagers with no respect for their elders. They banded together to create a server where maturity and experience were valued above all else. Rumor has it that they even built a secret base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a dragon that only the most seasoned players can defeat.
But that’s not all! On our server, we have regular events like bingo night, where players compete to see who can mine the most diamonds in a single night. We also have a retirement home for retired players to relax and enjoy their golden years in peace.
So if you’re tired of being called a noob by kids half your age, come join our server and show them who’s boss! Plus, we have free prune juice for all players aged 50 and above. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server for the 30+ crowd!
savage.mmacneill.net
| Custom Mod Pack | TwinScythe Cobblemon RP |
|---|---|
| Features | Skills systems, economy, furniture, marriage, beer, dungeons, new weapons/armor/shields |
| Role Play | Encouraged but not required |
| Server IP | Auto listed once mod pack is installed |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
No, you must install the custom mod pack to join the server.
Player skins are disabled, you must select a skin using the editor when you join.
No, the server will never be pay-to-win and will not have crates.
Yes, you can play as any character you like on the server.
We are a small community as of now, but friendly to new players.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and build your own floating castle in the sky made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long! And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs – they’re known to steal your diamonds when you least expect it!
But wait, there’s more! Ever seen a virtual cat ride a virtual llama into battle against an army of zombie pigmen? Well, you will on our server! Our players are so skilled, they can turn a simple dirt hut into a towering castle in under an hour. And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Saturday night – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community on the interwebs. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to team up with Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 and Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 for an epic quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the ultimate prize: bragging rights for life!