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SoggySkinsMC

biological adaptations, body protection, evolutionary advantages, human anatomy, human biology, human evolution, human physiology, hypothetical scenarios, natural defenses, protective layers, skin functions, skin impermeability, skin properties, SoggySkinsMC, speculative biology, waterproof barrier, waterproof skin, Waterproofing, waterproofing abilities, What If Scenarios

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Animals Bred:	155	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

join our epic minecraft server where we have waterproof skins!!! yes, you heard that right, no more worrying about getting wet in the game, your skin will repel all water like a boss.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underground village of dancing llamas who throw epic parties every night. you can join them and learn their secret llama dance moves to impress all your friends.

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. you can ride on the back of a flying pig while having a deep conversation with a cow about the meaning of life.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history. waterproof skins, dancing llamas, flying pigs, and talking cows await you!

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

ADD, bastards, blocky, Cinema, Creative, ending, Entertainment, film, Fun, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, idea.., long tail tag, Movie, movie quote, Piece, Shit, suggestion, tagline, you piece of shit

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Falling into the Void:	3	Emeralds Found:	7503
Animals Bred:	134	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Gulf region, Indian Navy, international relations, Iranian port, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, naval drills, naval exercises, naval fleet, NavyCraft, Server, Ships, strategic partnership, Tensions, Training, West Asia

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	8448	Void Gems Collected:	35
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crops Grown:	4712
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7894
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Crops Grown:	6020	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Emeralds Found:	9611

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

#youtube, application, committed, Community, Content Creation, Cube, curated, Discord, Experience, form, Fresh, Friends, Funky, interview, invite, Join, long term, Mature, members, Minecraft, noses, Odorfree, Season, Shape, Small, smp, STINKY, Whitelist, youtube.com

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Towns Built:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, paint, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, SplatoonEU, SplatoonJP, SplatoonNA, Version 9.1.0, weapons

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

anger, compassion, crime, emotions, Empathy, Ethics, Frustration, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Pedophiles, pissed, pissed off, player, prisoners, punishment, Retribution, Revenge, Righteousness, smp, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Void Armor Forged:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	111
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

NoCollegeNoProblem

alternative career paths, career choice, college, education, family dynamics, family pressure, following your passion, hair stylist, higher education, Individuality, NoCollegeNoProblem, non-traditional career paths, personal choice, pressure from family, pursuing dreams, Role Model, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal norms, Support, traditional education

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	145
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!

HappyLifeMC SMP

Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, HappyLifeMC, joy, Life, life satisfaction, Peace, personal happiness, positive mindset, positivity, reasons for contentment, reasons for happiness, reasons for joy, reasons for peace, reasons for satisfaction, reasons for well-being, satisfaction, smp, well-being

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you happy in life? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Seriously, it’s like a party in the Nether 24/7! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Happiness awaits you in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

SecretMineCraftFun

buried secret, concealed emotions, confidential information, deep secret, Hidden feelings, Hidden Truth, innermost thoughts, intimate details, kept hidden, personal confession, private revelation, SecretMineCraftFun, Secrets, suppressed truth, undisclosed feelings, undisclosed revelation, undisclosed secret, unshared confession, unspoken confession, unspoken thoughts, untold story

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of living a boring, secret-free life? Come join our Minecraft server and spill all your deepest, darkest secrets in our virtual confession booth! Our pixelated priests are ready to absolve you of all your sins, no matter how scandalous. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to share their juiciest secret. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the secrets fly!

CraftyHongKongers

activism, anti-China sentiment, Asia-Pacific, China, Chinese interference, civil liberties, CraftyHongKongers, cross-strait relations, deportation, diplomatic incident, east asia, foreign interference, freedom of speech, Harassment, Hong Kong, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, political tensions, pro-democracy, protest, taiwan

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	553	Buildings Constructed:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the biggest, baddest, most epic tower you can think of. like, seriously, if your tower isn’t touching the clouds, you’re doing it wrong. and get this, the only way to join is if you can recite the entire bee movie script backwards while juggling flaming swords. it’s like, super exclusive and intense, but totally worth it for the bragging rights. plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of your tower, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. not even kidding. so come join us and let’s see who can reach the cheese first!