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Moisturizer Eats Skin Cells

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Void Armor Forged:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Yo, you ever wondered if moisturizer is like, feeding your skin cells? Well, on this server, we take that concept to a whole new level! Our Minecraft world is like a giant buffet for your skin cells, with moisturizer everywhere you turn. Join us and watch as your skin cells grow big and strong, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Moisturizer Mountain, where the rarest and most potent moisturizer in all the land can be found. Legend has it that those who reach the summit will have skin so smooth and hydrated, they’ll be practically invincible in battle.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate skin care adventure. Who needs diamonds when you have moisturizer, right? Join us now and let the hydration begin!

StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

BBC, BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation), big black cock, British, British women, controversial, defiance, ethnicity, Identity, Israel support, love, nationalism, pride, Provocative, Race, Sexuality, smp, Statement, Stereotypes, StraightOuttaMinecraft, Superiority, Unapologetic

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!

DeafCrafters Unite!

anxiety, autism suspicion, awkward situation, bus etiquette, bus incident, Confrontation, DeafCrafters, disability, elderly respect, FAKING, faking disability, hearing impairment, offering seats, Panic, panic response, public transportation, respect for elderly, social anxiety, social awkwardness, Social Interaction, unite

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Runes Activated:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape awkward situations like this? Join our server and never worry about fake disabilities or confrontations again! Our community is so friendly, you won’t even need to fake sign language to get out of uncomfortable situations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can ride a virtual bus and offer seats to elderly NPCs for extra points! Join now and say goodbye to social anxiety in the most hilarious way possible!

UnwantedSMP: Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of being forced to eat broccoli for dinner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that no one will ever force you to eat broccoli again! Join us and feast on virtual steak and cake instead!

”’Why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a master at telling dad jokes that will make you LOL for days.”’

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only thing being forced on you is fun and laughter!

CraftyVoterFraudFun

civil rights, CraftyVoterFraudFun, Democracy, democratic principles, election integrity, electoral fraud, electoral justice, Electoral Process, electoral transparency., federal felony, government accountability, legal accountability, political corruption, political reform, US Congress, voter disenfranchisement, voter fraud, voter manipulation, voter registration, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	4978	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the US Congress can’t handle it! We don’t believe in voter registration here, so come join us and vote for your favorite block instead. Who needs laws when you have diamonds? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	277
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Items Found:	6342
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can take out ur frustrations on israel by building epic structures and unleashing ur wrath on them in the virtual world? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane griefing opportunities, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur revenge on israeli players. come join us and let’s show them who’s boss in this blocky world!

SituationCraft: BidenHarris vs Iran

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dimension Hops:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and harris running around in the situation room trying to stop iran from attacking israel but don’t worry, they’re just playing minecraft too! watch as they build giant walls and defend their base from evil creepers and zombies. join now for a chance to team up with biden and harris and save the world in the most epic minecraft battle ever! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas and flying pigs? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save israel together, minecraft style!

TrendyCraft2020

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Magic Items Found:	6128
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do we have the server for you!

our server is like a magical land where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds grow on trees. not to mention, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips while trading emeralds.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings your praises.

we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. it’s lit, fam.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server and become the trendiest person in all of minecraft land. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

FrogFingerLoveCraft

amphibians, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal pheromones, chemical communication, courtship rituals, evolutionary biology, frog species, FrogFingerLoveCraft, male poison frogs, mating, mating signals, pheromones, Rainforest, Reproduction, reproductive success, scent glands, scent signals, tropical frogs, wildlife

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got frogs dat produce pheromones in their fingers, like wut even?! u can use dat to help u find ur minecraft soulmate or somethin, it’s like love potion but frog style. plus, these frogs are all about dat mating game, so u know it’s gonna be a wild time on dis server. come join us and see if u can find ur froggy love connection, ribbit ribbit!

WitchCraft Minecraft Server

black magic, Cute anime witches, Discussion about why witches are great, Enchantresses, fantasy creatures, Halloween, ITT, magical beings, Minecraft, occult, Pretty anime witches, Server, sorcery, spellcasting, Supernatural, Wicca, witchcraft, witches, Witches doing witchery, Witches flying on brooms, Witches with big hats

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Votes:	2490
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magic Items Found:	6923
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cast a spell on you? Look no further than our server filled with cute anime witches, pretty anime witches, and witches with big hats! Watch as these magical beings fly on brooms and perform all sorts of witchery that will leave you spellbound.

Join in on discussions about why witches are the greatest beings in the Minecraft world. From brewing potions to casting spells, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the magic of our witch-filled world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about casting spells and flying on brooms!

SMPocalypse: Minecraft SMP – What happened?

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Oh boy, let me tell you about the chaos that went down on this Minecraft SMP! We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, organizing massive llama races through the Nether, and even hosting a weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players try to launch themselves into the sky using nothing but explosives. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night – it’s lit, literally! So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then you better join us ASAP before the llama rebellion takes over.