SkimpyCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SkimpyCraft – Dad Approved?

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4646
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of fashion dilemmas and family dynamics that rival any reality TV show.

Picture this: a daughter rebelling against her father by wearing skimpy outfits, a mother caught in the middle trying to keep the peace, and a grandmother secretly hoping for a reconciliation. It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to unfold!

Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family drama and fashion showdowns? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

SkimpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheeky as American fashion trends? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing. Join us for a buttload of fun with our unique gameplay features and hilarious community. Plus, where else can you find a server where the pigs wear pants and the cows do the moonwalk? Don’t miss out on all the bootylicious adventures waiting for you!

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie unicorns, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

LegisCraft Minecraft Server

abusive relationships, Chads, Closure, control, covert actions, domestic abuse, elected official, feminism, gender inequality, LegisCraft, legislating, legislative agenda, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, neurodivergent men, ostracize, Political power, power dynamics, Resources, Server, social justice, women’s shelters

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become an elected official and pass laws that will make you the ultimate ruler of the land! But beware, because with great power comes great responsibility…and some pretty crazy consequences.

Join our server and start your journey to becoming the most powerful leader in all of Minecraft. Pass laws that will have everyone scratching their heads and wondering what in the world you’re thinking. Want to close down all the women’s shelters and resources? Sure, why not! Who needs those anyway when you can have a good old-fashioned abusive relationship with a chad?

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate your way through the world of politics and power, you’ll encounter all sorts of wacky characters and challenges. From sneaky lobbyists trying to sway your decisions to rival politicians trying to take you down, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of corruption, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of redemption. Who knows, you might just become the most infamous leader in all of Minecraft history. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

NephewDrama Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Mines Excavated:	2027
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	New Chunks Explored:	708171
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocks, mobs, and maybe even some therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer therapy, but we do offer a good time).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your family’s constant nagging about getting along with your stepdad and step siblings. Build your dream house, explore new worlds, and maybe even find some new friends who won’t judge you for being distant.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama behind! And remember, diamonds are a Minecraft player’s best friend, not family therapy sessions.

BookClubBabysitter

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and chaos! Just like this husband who decided to take matters into his own hands when his wife kept coming home late from her book club meetings.

Imagine a world where you can hand off virtual kids to your virtual wife and go have dinner with your virtual uncle without any consequences! Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Don’t be late to join our server, or you might miss out on all the fun and arguments just like this couple. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual book club meeting that never ends!

WorldlyHorror Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Void Gems Collected:	32
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you ready to uncover the spookiest secrets of the Minecraft universe? Join our server and embark on a journey to discover the scariest truth about the world – that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise! Yes, those explosive green creatures are just trying to cuddle up to you, not blow you up.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the wildest dance parties every Friday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a group of undead creatures grooving to the beat of Thriller.

So come join us for a wild ride of uncovering the truth behind the Minecraft world and experiencing the craziest adventures you’ve ever imagined. Who knows what other mind-blowing revelations await you on our server!

SecretCraft: Dirt Edition

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of keeping your dirtiest secrets to yourself? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all the juicy gossip and scandalous stories you can handle! Join us and spill the tea while building your dream world with fellow gossip enthusiasts.

We have secret underground tunnels where players can whisper their deepest, darkest secrets to each other while avoiding the prying eyes of creepers. Our moderators are trained in the art of scandal management and will ensure that your secrets stay safe within the confines of our pixelated paradise.

So, if you’re ready to let loose and share all the dirtiest secrets you never told nobody, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just uncover some scandalous stories of your own along the way!

CreeperNation Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7917	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	9342	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crops Grown:	6329	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

so like, imagine this wild minecraft server where ukraine is like, “yo, we gotta restructure our debt with these private creditors, but let’s do it in a super fun way on this server!”

join us and help ukraine navigate through the treacherous world of debt restructuring while building epic structures and battling creepers.

we promise you’ll have a blast as you negotiate with creditors and fight off mobs at the same time. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where ukraine is the hero of the story?

so come on, join us and let’s make debt restructuring in minecraft the most exciting adventure ever!

ZelenCraft: Patriot Defense

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthing, we got german patriot air defense system in ukraine lol like what even is dat? but hey, if u join our server u can pretend to be a ukrainian soldier fighting off dem pesky creepers and zombies with high tech military equipment hahaha it’s gonna be lit fam! come join us and experience the thrill of defending ur blocky homeland with some serious firepower! let’s goooooo!

ComfyCraft: Where You Can Poop in Peace

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Yo, you ever been on a Minecraft server where you feel so at home that you just wanna drop a deuce right there? Well, that’s the vibe on our server, my dude. We got cozy corners for you to relax, build, and yes, even poop in peace.

But that’s not all, fam. We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring some extra toilet paper, ’cause you never know when nature’s gonna call in the middle of a build battle.

BrittleCraft: The Ultimate Stress Test

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Farms Harvested:	905
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got da most lit brittility factor in da game! Our soft materials be bendin’ and stretchin’ like never before, makin’ for some wild and wacky gameplay.

Picture this: you’re buildin’ a house out of jello blocks and suddenly they start morphin’ and twistin’ into crazy shapes. It’s like a psychedelic trip, man!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so off the wall that even the chemical engineers are gettin’ in on the action. They’re droppin’ knowledge bombs left and right about the science of soft materials and how it all ties into Minecraft.

So come on down and join us for a mind-blowin’ experience that’ll have you questionin’ reality itself. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on all the bouncy, squishy fun!