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TradeMemeCraft: Where You’ll Never Fall for the Trades Meme

Adulthood, advancement, career, Classes, education, electrician, Experience, Fall, Frustration, Future, graduating, learning, meme, Robots, Skills, state forces, Technology, trade school, TradeMemeCraft, TRADES, Workforce, Youll

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall for any trades meme! Our state-of-the-art server will FORCE you to take 4 years of trade school classes…but don’t worry, you’ll learn everything you need in just 2 years plus some experience. You’ll be “graduating” as an electrician at the ripe old age of 31…what the heck, robots?! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and mind-blowing challenges. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Dragon’s Dorks Minecraft Server

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, ddg, Dorks, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., dragons, Feste, hire pawn, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Guild, Pawn Sheet, Server, Skills, Steam, survey, video game, Wiki

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to a secret underground kingdom ruled by zombie pigmen wearing top hats. Legend has it, they were offering enchanted armor in exchange for stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive ender dragon that wears sunglasses and blasts dubstep music as it flies around the world. And don’t even get me started on the creeper disco parties that happen every full moon!

So come on down to our server and experience the blocky madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

Block Battle Royale

battle, BLOCK, Cards, Challenges, Competition, Deck, deckbuilding, dueling, Event, gameplay, Losses, master duel, Meta, ONLINE, Practice, Preparation, Royale.., Skills, strategy, Tactics, Tournament, Victory, Wins

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Items Found:	8674	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mines Excavated:	3738	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic events ever seen in the Minecraft universe! Picture this: a massive ender dragon riding a creeper like a bucking bronco while players try to tame them with diamond carrots.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco creeper dropping sick beats and exploding in a shower of glitter!

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

CockyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter, Just Your Building Skills!

acceptance, body image, building, CockyCraft, discrimination, Diversity, doesnt, Gay, gender, Insecurity, LGBTQ, Masculinity, matter, pathetic cocks, prejudice, relationships, self esteem, sexual identity, sexual orientation, Sexuality, SIZE, Skills, societal pressures, Stereotypes, stigma, toxic masculinity

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	208
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Divine Spears Created:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about your pathetic cock again! Join us and watch as your tiny tool transforms into a mighty pickaxe ready to mine through any block in sight.

Our server is so magical that it has been known to turn even the most straight-laced players into fabulous builders with just one click. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from mining diamonds to mining hot guys in no time flat.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate transformation? Say goodbye to your sad excuse for a sword and hello to a legendary weapon that will have creepers running scared. Join us today and let the magic begin!

Stone Age Crafters

age, Crafters, Craftsmanship, heritage, History, Memories, Methods, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, old ways, past, Retro, Skills, STONE, Techniques, Traditional, vintage

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Votes:	490	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve cracked the code on time travel! That’s right, we’ve figured out how to transport you back in the day to experience Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a T-Rex comes stomping through, looking for a snack. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Julius Caesar himself shows up to challenge you to a duel. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a modern HTML twist to the game. You can now customize your character with the latest fashion trends from the Stone Age, or even ride a hovercraft instead of a minecart.

So why join our server? Because where else can you fight off a horde of zombies with a caveman club while riding a unicorn through a portal to the future? Only on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Crafty College vs. Regular School: Where Creeper Explosions are the Only Homework

academic differences, affordability, aspirations, career differences, Choices, college, community college, Crafty, creeper, Degree, education, explosions, Future, higher education, homework, job market, networking, opportunities, Perception, regular, regular college, School, Skills, social differences, Stereotypes, stigma, success

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	4245
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where choosing between community college and regular college is as easy as choosing between diamonds and dirt blocks!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Who needs a regular college when you can build your future in our virtual world?

Don’t let anyone tell you that community college is a death sentence. In our server, every block you place is a step towards legendary success!

Dragon’s Doge-ma Craft Server: Woofing Adventures Await!

Adventures, Archiver, augments, Await, capcom, character creator, core skills, Craft, ddg, Dogema, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1, dragons, hire pawn, Official, op, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Guild, Pawn Sheet, Server, Skills, Steam, Steam page, survey, Wiki, Woofing

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience a world filled with dragons, dungeons, and dogmas! Join us for an adventure like no other, where you can create your own pawns to help you conquer the land.

Our server is so epic that even Capcom conducted an official survey on it, and the results were off the charts! We have patch notes that will blow your mind, and a Steam page that will make you want to never leave.

Create your own character using our archiver tool, and equip them with the most insane skills, core skills, and augments you can imagine. Want your pawn hired? Just ask in the thread and check out our pawn guild for the best pawns in town.

Don’t believe us? Check out our wiki for all the details, and read the pastebin to see just how OP Dragon’s Dogma 1 was. Previous cycle was just a warm-up, this cycle is going to be even more epic!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

TummyGrabbers Minecraft: Where social skills are optional

1. Inappropriate behavior, 10. Understanding boundaries, 11. Social etiquette, 12. Gender dynamics, 13. Unwanted touching, 14. Body autonomy, 15. Respectful behavior, 16. Gender stereotypes, 17. Physical contact, 18. Personal boundaries, 19. Social norms, 2. Social boundaries, 20. Empathy., 3. Personal space, 4. Respect, 5. Consent, 6. Harassment, 7. Gender norms, 8. Body image, 9. communication, Minecraft, Optional, Skills, Social, TummyGrabbers

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	2771
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2168
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where grabbing tummies is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to grab as many tummies as you can.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tummy fortress, where players must navigate through a maze of belly buttons to reach the ultimate treasure chest filled with enchanted tummy ticklers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grabbing tummies like never before!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	205	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Pawns Mine and Dragons Craft

augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Craft, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma 2, Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, Edition, Minecraft, Official Capcom Survey, patch notes, Pawn Guild, pawn hired, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam, Steam page, Wiki

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about all those other boring servers, because here at Minewind, we take things to a whole new level.

Join us if you want to experience a world where dragons roam freely, just like in Dragon’s Dogma 2! Our server is filled with mythical creatures and epic quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where you can create your own pawn, just like in Dragon’s Dogma 2! Customize your character to your heart’s content and watch them come to life in the game.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players for glory and riches. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to defeating the Ender Dragon once and for all!

The AlexandriaSMP server: where you can talk smack, walk back, and never look back! #16+ #ByeByeQuiet

admins, age, AlexandriaSMP, ByeByeQuiet, Competitions, Coreprotect, Discord, Economy, Events, foliage, Fun, Interaction, Join, landscape, Mature, Minecraft, PvP, Server, shopping district, smack, smp, Talk, Trust, voice chat, walk, Website

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchantments Applied:	220	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Server Name	AlexandriaSMP
Focus	Community-Driven Minecraft Experience
Admin Team	Experienced 18+ Admin Team
World Generation	Enhanced 1.21+ map with Tectonic World Generation and Arboria
System	Trust-Based System with CoreProtect
Events	Regular bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, etc.
Economy	Thriving player-driven economy and shopping district

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?

A: You can visit our website at https://alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord at https://discord.gg/B6wX859ktw to get started.

Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

A: AlexandriaSMP is for players who are 18 years and older.

Q: How are major server decisions made?

A: Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together.

Q: Do I need to make land claims on this server?

A: No, AlexandriaSMP operates on trust with CoreProtect ensuring any issues related to land ownership are quickly resolved.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on AlexandriaSMP?

A: You can participate in bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more.

Q: Is there a shopping district on the server?

A: Yes, AlexandriaSMP has a well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy for added interaction and fun.

CraftyCruise Minecraft Server

6th anniversary, account binding, alg, arcade prize shop, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, Bremerton secretary story, call to arms, CN Tierlist, CraftyCruise, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, discord FAQ, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Kasumi META, Long Island augs, Lore, Minecraft, ongoing event, PR Research Data, Prinz Rupprecht, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Server, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, Story summary, U-96, Upcoming Event, wichita meta, Wiki

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7940	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cruise mission with Kasumi and Roma in swimsuits? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have Wichita going META and Shimakaze hiding in the archives. And don’t even get us started on Golden Hind’s ASMR sessions – they’re a real treat!

But that’s not all – we have Prinz Rupprecht playing catchup and Bremerton sharing her secretary story. Plus, u-96 and Long Island have some crazy augs that you won’t want to miss.

Join us for our upcoming 6th anniversary celebration, where things are going to get even more insane. And remember, if you don’t bind your account, you might lose it when the game updates – and we don’t want that!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a discord when you have all this chaos to enjoy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

SMP: MuricanCrimz

American criminals, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal reform, criminal rehabilitation, criminal stereotypes, Criminals., incarceration rates, justice system, law enforcement, look like, mugshots, murican, MuricanCrimz, prison system, racial profiling, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, this.., united states

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a regular Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, all the characters look like Murican criminals! That’s right, we’ve got bandanas, tattoos, and even some gold teeth to really give your character that edgy look.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most notorious gang of virtual criminals this side of the blocky world. Join forces with other players to pull off heists, rob virtual banks, and cause chaos in the digital streets. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know when a rival gang might try to take you down.

So why join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest criminal fantasies in the safety of a virtual world? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Murican criminal in Minecraft!

StepsonOutMinecraftServer

aita, brother, CAR, Cats, Communication, Condo, decision, Disrespect, estranged, family, ghosting, Houston, Job, Petty, Pregnant, rental, sisters, stepdad, stepson, StepsonOutMinecraftServer

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Potions Brewed:	127	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of ungrateful stepchildren taking advantage of your generosity? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to mooch off you and then ghost you like that ungrateful stepson. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and thrive without the fear of being kicked out for being a total jerk. Plus, we have a strict no-cat policy, so you won’t have to worry about unexpected feline roommates multiplying like rabbits. So come on over and join us, where the only thing we’re kicking out is bad vibes!

MomlessCraft

acceptance, best friends, Boundaries, child care, Complications, Delusional, Friends, gay father, Grief, Harassment, LGBTQ, Loss, MomlessCraft, new mom, parenting, platonic relationship, rejection, single father, social media, Support

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest stories to tell! Join us and experience the wild adventures of a single father who fends off a creepy stalker while taking care of his adorable 10-month-old baby.

Witness the drama unfold as a new player named Anna tries to insert herself into the family dynamic, claiming to be the perfect mom for the baby after just one meeting. Will our hero stand his ground and protect his child from this delusional stranger? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic cooking and baking competitions, where players can show off their culinary skills and impress their virtual friends. Who will be crowned the ultimate chef of the server?

So come on in and join the fun – because on our server, anything can happen! Just remember, if you ever need a second dad for your Minecraft adventures, we’ve got you covered.

SongSMP: ListenOnce

classic songs, emotional songs, Heartfelt ballads, iconic tracks, Inspirational songs, Life-changing music, ListenOnce, Melancholic Melodies, memorable tunes, Moving compositions, Music, musical inspiration, Musical masterpiece, must-listen, Powerful lyrics, Song of a lifetime., Song recommendation, SongSMP, Soul-stirring melodies, Soulful Music, timeless music, Unforgettable songs

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as unpredictable as your grandma’s cooking!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs comes stampeding through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous disco parties in the Nether, where even the ghasts can’t resist busting a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox of Destiny, rumored to play the one song that will bring peace to the entire Minecraft world. Will you be the one to find it and save us all from the wrath of the evil Chicken Overlord?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBabesOnly

advice, attraction, BlockyBabesOnly, Boundaries, Communication, Diplomacy, emotional intelligence, feelings, Friend, Girlfriend, Honesty, hot, Jealousy, loyalty, opinion, relationship, Respect, sensitivity, tact, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Holy Grails Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid awkward questions like these! Our server is so lit that you won’t even have time to think about your girlfriend’s friends. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to build a castle made entirely of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape reality with us!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

economic analysis, economic data, economic growth, economic indicators, economic trends, Economy, finance, financial news, fiscal policy, GDP growth, Government, government spending, inflation, inflation rate, Minecraft, monetary policy, Q2, russia, Russian economy, Server, slowdown, SovietCraft, state spending

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russia’s gdp look like a snail on a treadmill! our inflation is so high, it’s like trying to catch a greased pig at a county fair! with all the state spending, you’ll feel like you’re swimming in a pool of diamonds and emeralds! join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a russian nesting doll on a roller coaster!

GazaCraft: School’s Out, White House Worried

airstrikes, civilian casualties, command room, Conflict, foreign policy, Gaza City, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, House, humanitarian crisis, idf, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, palestinian civilians, political tension, SCHOOLs, Sheltering, terror operatives, united states, violence, War, White, White House, Worried

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

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FrickinCrafters

Blue, cartoon, Characters, Communication, comparison, Creatures, Cursing, FANTASY, fictional, FrickinCrafters, funny, humans, humor, Labels, Language, names, pop culture, smurfs, society, swearing, tv show

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

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we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! not to mention our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

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