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PixelNippon Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, anime industry, artistic expression, creativity, cultural influences, cultural norms, culture, Entertainment, fan community, Gaming, global impact, Japan, Japanese society, Japanese video games, Minecraft, otaku culture, PixelNippon, popular media, Server, storytelling, unique characteristics, Video Game (Industry)

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant anime-inspired monsters, mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a dragon, and building a house made entirely out of sushi!

Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is wearing a kawaii maid outfit! Plus, we have a secret hot spring hidden somewhere in the world where you can relax and chat with other players while wearing nothing but a pixelated towel.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and dive headfirst into a world of Japanese video game and anime madness? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Minecraft Miners United

3s, a2, a3, capcom pro tour, Character Reveal Trailer, CVS2, Fightcade, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, High level replays, m. bison, Min, Minecraft, miners, Release, S2 Balance Patch, sfg, smp, st, street fighter, SuperCombo Wiki, Terry teaser, United, year 2

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	191	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Crops Grown:	6641	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than M. Bison’s Psycho Power? Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Street Fighter combo! Our server is so epic, even Terry Bogard would be jealous. Year 2 character reveals? We’ve got ’em. High level replays? We’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on our insane balance patches – they’re more unpredictable than a random select match. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start crafting your way to victory – just watch out for creepers, they’re scarier than Akuma on a bad day.

PupBlockParty

animal welfare, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, disagreements, dog care, Dogs, family conflict, housemates, moving out, pet adoption, pet behavior, pet hair, pet ownership, pet training, pet waste, PupBlockParty, rehoming, responsibilities, Shelter, Siblings

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with untrained, spoiled dogs taking over your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no dog poop-filled gardens or dog hair-covered floors here. Join us and escape the chaos of real life for a world where you can build and create without any pesky pets getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after a long day of dealing with unruly animals. Say goodbye to arguments with siblings over who has to clean up after the dogs, and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama of dog ownership behind. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that don’t make a mess? Let’s build a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

NagasakiNoIsraelNoAmbassadors

Ambassadors, ceremony boycott, city, controversy, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, exclusion, foreign policy, hiroshima, historical events, international politics, invite, Israel, nagasaki, NagasakiNoIsraelNoAmbassadors, nuclear weapons, peace ceremony, Skip, U.K, U.S, world war II

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9462
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we build giant monuments of cheese and ride llamas into battle against evil chickens. we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life!

GeneCraft: Pron Nemesis

Arch nemesis, biology, chromosomes, Dna, ENEMY, Evolution, GeneCraft, Genes, genetic code, genetic disorders, genetic expression, genetic makeup, genetic research, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, mutation, nemesis, Pron, Science

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

lol join dis server if u want to battle ur genes arch nemesis: pron!!! we got epic battles where u can fight pron monsters and show ur genes who’s boss. also, u can build ur own pron-proof base and protect urself from the evil genes. plus, we have a secret underground lab where u can create ur own mutant genes to fight against pron. come join us and show ur genes who’s the real boss in dis crazy minecraft server!!!

TinyHobbitIsland

ancient humans, anthropology, archaeology, Bone, evolutionary biology, Excavation, Flores Island, Fossil discovery, Hobbit, hominid, Homo floresiensis, human evolution, Indonesian history, Indonesian island, island life, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, Southeast Asia, tiny species, TinyHobbitIsland

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mines Excavated:	4192	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4345

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got hobbits running around like it’s the Shire up in here! Forget them regular old humans, we got tiny ancient humans straight outta Indonesia up in this server!

Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a lil’ hobbit village, where they be trading mushrooms for emeralds and riding on baby dragons! It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, fam!

And get this, the hobbits are actually super OP warriors, like they may be small but they pack a punch! You’ll be teaming up with these tiny legends to take down the Ender Dragon in no time!

So what you waiting for? Join this server and live out your wildest hobbit fantasies, cuz ain’t no other server like this one, fo’ real!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

finding purpose, identity crisis, Jewcraft, Jewish, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish heritage, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming negative beliefs, Satan, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self harm, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, struggling with identity, suicidal thoughts, toxic beliefs

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a Jewish monster in the real world? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Join us and leave your Jewish toxins behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing structures.

On our server, you can be a hero, a villain, or even a unicorn if you want! No need to an hero here, just let your creativity run wild and escape from the real world for a while. Plus, Satan won’t be manipulating you here, unless you count the occasional creeper explosion as his doing.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave your Jewish monster self behind. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of purpose and community among our players. Let’s craft away those toxic feelings and build a better world together!

WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	8414	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Items Found:	3455	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

BlockCraftMemes

BlockCraftMemes, childhood advice, childhood memories, childhood teachings, Family Values, generational wisdom, guidance, impactful guidance, life advice, life lessons, Memories, passed down, Reflection, resonates, timeless advice, traditional advice, upbringing, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7900
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	182

Remember when your mom told you to always look both ways before crossing the street? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better look both ways before mining that diamond because you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and fend off mobs with your trusty sword. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

Accountability, arrested, Blockaded, bribery, BUSTED, Corruption, Defense, embezzlement, Ethics, fraud, Generals, Government, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, misconduct, Redstone, russian military, scandal, SECURITY, senior officials, transparency, wrongdoing

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!