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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4171 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 78 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.
and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.
