we got pigs that can fly, like legit sprout wings and soar through the sky. and our chickens lay diamonds instead of eggs, so you’ll be rollin’ in bling in no time.
also, our zombies break out into dance numbers instead of attacking you, it’s like thriller up in here. and our creepers give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.
so come join us and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server you’ll ever find. trust me, you won’t regret it.
One time, we had a massive PvP battle with a horde of evil chickens who were trying to take over the server, but we defeated them with our enchanted swords and epic parkour skills. And don’t even get me started on the time we all rode pigs off a cliff into a pool of lava just for fun.
So if you’re looking for a crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join us on this server! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures we’ll get into next? Maybe we’ll all ride giant squids into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or build a giant statue of a potato out of solid gold. The possibilities are endless, my dudes.