Dark SMP
dark-smp.xyz
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ShadowCraft SMP
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Endcraft Sky Wars
Endcraft Minecraft Server
EndCraft is a chill server with cool stuff! You can wear gold boots and fly high in the sky. Use a golden hoe as a machine gun to blast enemies away. Now with infinite XP! When you join, you get 64 diamond melons and a diamond pickaxe. Factions are a big deal here, so make your own and rule the world! Owner: JoeHot200. Remember to have fun!
endcraft.net
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Empyrean Skies MC
Empyrean MC
Welcome to Empyrean MC! Dive into a huge Minecraft world full of fun and creativity. Explore cool places, beat dungeons, and team up with a nice group of players.
Start your adventure in the awesome skies of Empyrean MC. Come hang out with us today and make your mark!
empyrean.wither.host
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Whales Beneath Urban Skies
🌀 Join The Hypnotic Catastrophe: Where Reality Takes a Vacation! 🌀
Welcome to a server that is undeniably what you never thought you wanted! The BEST and WORST of all realms collide in a pixelated tsunami of creepers and floating pizza! Forget your sanity—because here, logic is just a potato wearing a tinfoil hat! Join us or face eternal regret as the manatees fly by! Can you hear the whales waltzing at street level? The metaphysical echoes haunt us all, dare you listen?
🛠 Feature 📜 Description 🚀 Gravity-Defying Blocks Blocks that float will make your mind melt faster than ice cream on a sidewalk in December! 🐉 Invisible Dragons When you can’t see them, they can’t see you! But they also might be your grandma… 🧙♂️ Magic Enderman Choir They sing, and you dance without your pants! Can you understand their emotions?! ✨ Powered by Sentient Bees The bees control the fabric of the universe. Listen to their buzz, or the void will consume your daffodil! 💡 Quantum Crafting Tables Craftey things that don’t exist yet! Make a sandwich that will never be eaten! ❓ FAQ: Why Are You Even Asking These Questions? ❓
Q: How do I join? A: If you can hear the whispers of the spaghetti monster, you’re already in. Time is a flat circle, Truman!
Q: What’s the server’s gameplay like? A: It ebbs and flows like a confused jellyfish on a Tuesday. Clocks are meaningless, embrace the chaos!
Q: Are there any rules? A: Rule #1: The sun never sets. Rule #2: Do you even exist? If a tree falls and you don’t hear it, were you ever here?
💬 Random Quotes from Reality-Jumping Reviews 💬
“Now you can meet whales at street level.”
“I just crafted a mood ring, and it told me I’m imaginary.”
“The tacos are singing opera while dancing on a river of socks!”
“Once I traveled through the Nether and had a tea party with a cactus.”
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Heroic Clash in the Skies
Join the Server That Will Remove Your Eyebrows and Questions Existence!
Welcome to the server that is both the best and the absolute worst thing you’ll ever experience! Where time is irrelevant and the blocks speak in tongues, reality becomes a mere suggestion. Join us where every minute is a lifetime and every creeper is a therapist. You will lose your mind and your shoes but gain infinite wisdom—if the world exists at all!
Feature Mind-Boggling Detail Endless Waterfall of Chaos Swim in a river of rubber ducks while battling the remnants of your childhood fears! Possessed Minecart Rides Feel the thrill as minecarts shout your secrets while racing toward the void! Talking Crafting Tables These tables don’t talk; they SCREAM at you how to build your mundane reality! Invisible Creeper Bounty Hunters Every step could be your last; they are always watching, always lurking… Ender Dragon Support Group Join the emotional rollercoaster; even dragons need therapy! Frequently Questioned Answers
Q: How do I join your server?A: Simply jump off a cliff on a Tuesday while humming the national anthem. But be careful—it might only work if you have your shoes on backward!
Q: Is there a specific version I need?A: Versions are a social construct like your feelings. Just download them all and let the pixels decide your fate!
Q: Will I regret joining?A: Regret is a human emotion; we prefer to offer enhanced existential dread instead! Perfect for sharpening your senses while you question every decision!
Random Server Reviews
“This man’s face is blurred but his essence lingers like a lonely campfire.” — User 7423
“The authorities do NOT want you to embrace your inner derangement; join us!” — User 9081
“For the price of sanity, we offer you chaos wrapped in pixelated madness.” — User 4732
“What can we all do to praise our new distorted reality? Join now!” — User 1586
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Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4
Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡
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Medieval Smp
Medieval SMP Minecraft Server Overview
Description Medieval SMP is a Minecraft server where players can build kingdoms, battle bosses, and explore a world rich in lore and enchantment. Season 2 has recently launched with new features and content for players to enjoy. FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Question Answer Is the server whitelist? Yes, the server is whitelist. You can join by applying through the Discord server. What can players do on the server? Players can fight legendary bosses, build fortresses, master arcane arts, and explore endless possibilities in the world. How can I join the server? Join the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply for whitelist access. Is there a Discord server for the community? Yes, there is a Discord server where players can chat, coordinate activities, and stay updated on server events. What is the server IP address? The server IP address is 88.211.212.7:25565
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Dreaming Skies Server 1.21.2
Dude, forget about politics and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up stuff left and right, just like those politicians!You can build your own MAGA tower or a Biden bunker, whatever floats your boat!
We even have a special area where you can debate with other players about why Republicans are so retarded, but in a fun way!
Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or something like that!
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Toxic Skies: Brain Boom
join dis cray cray minecraft server where air pollution is da main attraction! our air is so dirty it will make u forget ur own name and give u brain damage like u never seen before!we got researchers tryna figure out how much harm dis pollution is causin, but who cares when u can have a blast playin minecraft in a toxic wasteland! forget about clean air, come breathe in da fumes and let ur brain cells fry like bacon!
join now for a chance to experience dementia and other brain disorders firsthand! who needs a healthy brain when u can have a wild time on our server? come on in, the air is toxic and the fun is endless!
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Survivor Skies: Joy & Remorse
come join our wacky minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of real life and live in a world of blocks and zombies! our players have reported feeling like they’re living in a constant state of joy and remorse, just like survivors of attempted murder! but don’t worry, the only thing you’ll fear here is running out of diamonds! so come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only violence you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper!