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DirtyCraft: Where Hygiene is Overrated

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of putting in all the effort to look “kissable” only to be left with a mouth full of disappointment? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your teeth can be as yellow as a banana and you’ll still be the hottest player around!

Join us and leave your dental hygiene worries behind as we embrace all types of smiles, no matter how crusty or stained they may be. Who needs a pearly white grin when you can have a skullshape that would make even aliens jealous?

Forget about scraping your tongue and gargling mouthwash, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving the craziest adventures. So come on over and show off your unique smile, because here, we know that true beauty lies in your skullshape, not your teeth!

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

CHANGE, Despair, emotions, Environment, Future, Global, Hope, Humanity, Impact, Minecraft, optimism, outlook, Perception, perspective, pessimism, PIXEL, progress, Reflection, Server, society, Technology, uncertainty, VIBE, world

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

aita, circus, Community, Company, Development Team, Events, financial problems, Gifts, holiday season, KidCraft, Kids, knowledge, Meetings, monkeys, Outreach, Planning, Position, revenue stream, supervisory role, Time, volunteer

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Emeralds Found:	5946	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mines Excavated:	4624	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

bad actors, BANKRUPTCY, Bankruptcy Proceedings, BBBYQ, Chapter 11, Cheng, class action, Cohen, DELAY, Directly Register Shares, DTC, Edition, gamestop, Holly Etlin, LARRY, Larry Cheng, Minecraft, NSCC, Podcast, pump and dump, RCCASE, Reverse Uno, Ryan, Ryan Cohen, Share Buyback Fraud, shareholders, short sellers, smp, ThePPShow

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

blue collar, Boundaries, children, Communication, Decision making, emotional wellbeing, Family issues, Gifts, mental health, Money Matters, no contact, NoParentalPermissionNoHousePayment, Outsider, parenting, relocating, savings, sibling dynamics, Stability, success, Therapy, white collar

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	82	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	5200	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

ScarCraftStory

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Animals Bred:	105
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!