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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6924 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!