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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2714 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.