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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 2500 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
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