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DiscountCraft: Everyone Else Overpaying

bargains, Competition, consumer behavior, consumerism, Deals, DISCOUNT, DiscountCraft, DISCOUNTS, economics, frugality, market dynamics, Overpaying, Pricing, pricing strategy, Purchases, retail industry, Sales, savings, shopping, underpaying, Value

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7881
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	951931	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Potions Brewed:	178	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

NuttyWeightLossCraft

almonds, calorie-controlled, diet, dietary guidelines, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, healthy lifestyle, long-term weight loss, metabolism, nutrition, nuts, NuttyWeightLossCraft, peanuts, pistachios, portion control, satiety, Snacking, walnuts, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4278	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	1045	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Enchantments Applied:	68
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	86
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Emeralds Found:	2532
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crops Grown:	6356
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!