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Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	182	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

mc.yourcrafts.us

Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

action RPG, anime style, Archive, Blue, blue archive, Character customization, collectible game, Crafty, Cute Characters, free to play, Gacha game, husbandos, In-game Events, Japanese Game, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming community, multiplayer, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, strategy game, waifus

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!

The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	277	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Farms Harvested:	254
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	174
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

aita, BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, Deception, Divorce, divorce papers, emotional affair, Honesty, Infidelity, Leaving Home, long term relationship, marriage problems, moral dilemma, moving out, reconciliation, relationship advice, Significant Other, trust issues, wife lied, WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Animals Bred:	56
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Towns Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9174
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Runes Activated:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchantments Applied:	74
Void Gems Collected:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!