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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 95919431, comma separated, Generate, Haven, list, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, tags, up to 20

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Divine Spears Created:	29
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are all decked out in designer clothes and the blocks are made of solid gold.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate luxury in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got diamond-encrusted pickaxes, enchanted armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of gummy bears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, callous, consequences, Defensive, Designer, family, frivolous, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Handbag, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Niece, pitch in, Server, side hustle, streaming services, Struggling, terminal grandma, Uber Eats, Wasteful

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

LunchtimeLurkerCraft

attitude, books, Borrowing, Classroom, Colleague, disagreement, laptop, LAUGH, library, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLurkerCraft, mini-library, reading, Relax, Report, Rude, rules, School, slt, stealing, Students

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t have crazy rules like “no reading books during lunch break”? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious bookworms out there. Join us and read all the virtual books your heart desires without anyone accusing you of “stealing”!

We understand the importance of relaxation and what better way to unwind than by diving into a good book in the virtual world of Minecraft? Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers who just want to escape reality for a bit.

And hey, if anyone tries to report you for “stealing” a book in our server, we’ll just laugh it off and continue on with our virtual adventures. Because let’s be real, comparing reading a book to stealing a laptop is just plain ridiculous!

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that reading books during lunch break is not a crime, it’s a way of life. Let’s build, explore, and read to our heart’s content in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

TearjerkerMovie Minecraft SMP

cry, emotional, emotional connection, emotional impact, Emotional journey, emotional response, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional storytelling, HEARTBREAK, heartwrenching, Minecraft, Movie, Moving, sad, sentimental, smp, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearjerker, TearjerkerMovie, touching, weepy

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. What more could you possibly want?

PresidentialCourtShowdown

checks and balances, consequences, constitutional crisis, constitutional duty, defiance, executive branch, Government, Impeachment, judicial branch, legal precedent, legal ramifications, Legal System, political consequences, political turmoil, president, presidential power, PresidentialCourtShowdown, Rule of Law, separation of powers, SUPREME COURT

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Ever wondered what would happen if the president decided to ignore the Supreme Court? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out firsthand! Join us for a wild ride where the president builds a giant wall around the Supreme Court and declares himself the ruler of all blocks. Will you join forces with the Supreme Court justices to take down the power-hungry president? Or will you join his army of blocky minions in a quest for total domination? The choice is yours on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server!

CraftyTrump’sBigTapMC

#sustainability, Canada, Canada-US relations, climate change, conservation, CraftyTrumpsBigTapMC, environmental issues, environmental research, global warming, Government, Infrastructure, Musings, Natural resources, North America, policy, Politics, researchers, trump, united states, very large faucet, Water Crisis

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a very large faucet that gives out infinite water! trump himself is obsessed with it, he even said it’s the best faucet he’s ever seen! researchers are saying there’s a looming water crisis but not on our server, we have all the water you could ever need! come build your water kingdom and make trump proud! #faucetgoals #watercrisiswho?

NeuronCraft: Social Inference Fun

Behavior, Body language, brain cells, cognition, Communication, emotions, Empathy, Expressions, feelings, Fun, human brain, inference, NeuronCraft, neurons, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, research, Social, social cues, social inference, Social Skills, thinking, Understanding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Divine Spears Created:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE NEURONS THAN UR BRAIN CAN HANDLE. WE GOT 700 NEURONS, YO. U CAN PRACTICE UR SOCIAL INFERENCE SKILLS BY READING OTHER PLAYERS’ BODY LANGUAGE AND EXPRESSIONS. U CAN TELL IF THEY’RE FEELIN’ HAPPY OR SAD JUST BY LOOKIN’ AT ‘EM. JOIN NOW AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN WITH US. #NEURONPOWER #SOCIALINFERENCE #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Sinister Gang’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, crime, Gang, gang activity, gang graffiti, gang marking, gang message, gang presence, gang sign, gang symbol, gang tag, gang territory, gang warning, Gangs, Graffiti, illegal, Realm, Sinister, Spray Paint, street art, tagging, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Love Letters Sent:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9523

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a haunted house but with creepers and zombies instead of ghosts!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant roller coaster made out of diamond blocks and a mansion filled with secret traps and treasure chests.

And the best part? The admins are like evil geniuses, always coming up with new ways to mess with your head and keep you on your toes.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement, come join us on this server and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for Gang sinister, they’re always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it.

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accurate, aita, asking, backing me up, biased friends., Boyfriend, CarCraft, college break, Confused, DISRESPECTFUL, errands, genuine question, hurt, Minecraft, mom, new car, phone call, random folks, Scared, Server, unbiased perspective, update, validation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my mom’s boyfriend got hurt by a simple question about their new car. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so scandalous?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can argue with your mom over text messages in-game, just like the time she told me off for asking a harmless question. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up in a heated debate with your own mom over something as silly as a new car. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama on our Minecraft server!

MomCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, brunch, celebrate, complaint, Conflict, Dinner, Disappointment, Edition, family, family dynamics, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, MARRIED, MomCraft, mother-in-law, mother’s day, prioritize, Support, taken advantage of, text, Upset, Walked all over

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your mother-in-law on Mother’s Day? Do you want to escape the drama and just have a peaceful day with your own family? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build a virtual world where you can celebrate Mother’s Day with just your favorite guys – your husband and son. No more guilt trips, no more emotional manipulation, just pure Minecraft fun!

On our server, you can create a beautiful brunch or dinner setting for your virtual family, without any interference from your mother-in-law. You deserve to celebrate Mother’s Day your own way, and we fully support that here.

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Mother’s Day celebration like no other. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a blast with your loved ones on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!