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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 9660 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
But don’t worry, we’re a total mess and need a non-troon autist from a major corporation to save us from disaster. Our essential projects are maintained by one faggot who’s been at it for 50 years – if he has a stroke, your gay ecosystem is screwed! And the best part? Our source code can be copied and improved by proprietary companies. So come join us for a wild ride of chaos and insanity – you won’t regret it!