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HotTouchMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	909
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	790	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found, it’s like touching a lava block with your bare hands, but in a good way, you know? Like, the admins are all wizards or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little puppies.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally touched a lava block, but instead of burning to a crisp, I turned into a fire-breathing dragon and flew around the server scaring all the noobs. It was lit, bro.

So if you want to experience the hottest thing you’ve ever touched in Minecraft, come join us on this server. Just be careful not to touch any lava blocks, unless you want to become a dragon like me. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	3292
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

Turning up the heat in Varendonk! It’s sizzling hot with that “vanilla” flavor!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchantments Applied:	266	Dragon Eggs Found:	2439
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Location	Europe (Netherlands)
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Preferred Players	Dutch-speaking, English-speaking

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our discord server to find the server IP: https://discord.gg/k73XwuTRNE
Do I need any mods to play on the server?	No, this is a vanilla survival server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay for all players. Please refer to the discord server for the rules.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Look at my cute owl wife go! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Potions Brewed:	125
Dragon Eggs Found:	746	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance with our resident owl wife.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our owl wife is not just any ordinary owl. She’s a master builder who can create the most jaw-dropping structures with just a flap of her wings. Plus, she’s a total fashionista with a wardrobe that would make even the most stylish Enderman jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of owl romance. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they tend to get a little too excited around TNT.

ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs Minecraft server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	6599	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	656
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	28

✔️Minecraft server ☣️ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️

? The world, once filled with hope, has become dark. A biological threat called “BIOHAOS” has flooded cities and villages, causing mass panic and paralyzing all living things. People died in agony, and those who could fled from the megacities, where agony reigned all around. ❗️

? At this moment it becomes clear that in a new world where trust is crumbling, it is humanity that becomes the key to survival. Outside the spawn, darkness reigned, complete chaos.❗️

? Now you are in the world of ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️, where people are forced to live underground, trying to protect their bases and resources from constant threats. Each shelter is guarded, and its supplies are protected by privates?. But life in underground tunnels is full of challenges, and the chances of survival are rapidly decreasing. ❗️

? Meteorites containing precious resources periodically fall from the sky. These celestial stones attract the attention of everyone from hermits to clans seeking to capture them to ensure their existence. Be prepared: the struggle for these resources is intensifying every day?️, and only those who can survive will have a chance to live in this cruel and uncertain world.?️

☣️Get ready for an exciting fight for survival!☣️

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217.106.107.192:27656

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Villages Defended:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have wings and they’ll take you on epic adventures through the skies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sick moves while you’re at it.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed a boy band. They may be undead, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4682	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Towns Built:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	335144	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Towns Built:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Simp City Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Animals Bred:	32
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who simp for anti-White racists (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even League players wouldn’t last a minute in our crazy world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Potions Brewed:	114
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Animals Bred:	190
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got 6v6 playtests that will make you question your sanity, just like trying to play Overwatch on a potato computer. And guess what? We’ve got a collab with My Hero Academia, because why not mix superheroes with blocky graphics?

Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.

In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Why is this always the case? Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4908	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3428
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas. But be warned, the sword can only be obtained by completing a series of wacky challenges, such as riding a chicken through a maze of exploding sheep.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter a gang of mischievous zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are determined to serenade you with their off-key singing until you give them all your diamonds.

And don’t forget about our custom-built mini-games, like llama racing and chicken jousting, where you can compete against other players for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Saging This Board Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mines Excavated:	2385
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own mafia and will steal your precious loot if you’re not careful. Don’t worry though, you can join forces with the llama mafia and become a master thief yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret saging this board!