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CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server

$41 billion, 2024.., CraftyUkraine, economic assistance, economic development, economic relief, Finance minister, financial aid, financial aid package, financial assistance, financial support, fiscal aid, FOREIGN AID, government aid, government funding, international aid, international funding, international support, Minecraft, monetary assistance, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine economy

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

OMG u guys, dis server is like Ukraine getting $41 BILLION in aid, but for ur Minecraft game! u can build ur own virtual country and be da richest player everrrrr. Finance minister approved, so u know it’s legit. Join now and get ur virtual bag of money ready to make it rain in Minecraft land! 💰💰💰 #richkidsofminecraft

TrudeauCraft – Historic Lows!

Approval Ratings, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Challenges, criticism, Decline, election, Government, Historic, historic lows, justin trudeau, leadership, Lows, opposition, party defeat, political party, public opinion, public trust, setbacks, Support, Trudeau Liberals, TrudeauCraft, voter sentiment

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	2635
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	83

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it made trudeau cry? yea, that’s right, our server is so epic that even the liberals can’t handle it. they tried to join but got wrecked so hard that their support fell to historic lows. like, they were begging for mercy but our players just kept slaying them left and right. it was like watching a bunch of noobs trying to take on a pro gamer. if u wanna be part of the action, come join us and see if u can survive the madness. but be warned, once u enter our server, there’s no turning back. u either git gud or git rekt. choose wisely, my friend.

Block Bodega

American, BLOCK, bodega, building, Casual, Claims, Community, Discord, European, Experience, Moderators, Movie Nights, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, teleports, Vanilla, VC

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Block Bodega – Fresh Map

Block Bodega’s Minecraft server is perfect for the casual player, our community welcomes all and encourages you to join our Discord Server! We have an active VC most nights and host movie nights occasionally! Our community is made up of mostly Americans and Europeans (average age ~19) with a laid back team of moderators, so take a break from work or school and hang out at the Bodega!

We like to keep things simple on the Minecraft server, this means a mostly vanilla experience, so no teleports or claims. Our plug ins are made up of vanilla tweaks, so nothing too outlandish (most plug ins are for admin purposes)! Our Rules are simple: No Stealing, No Griefing, No Hacking!

Block Bodega values building a community and we strongly encourage building near spawn and interacting with other players <3

THIS IS NOT YOUR SINGLE PLAYER WORLD!!! WE ARE SELF HOSTED WITH 16GBs DEDOTADED WAM HOSTED ON 7 STOLEN LAPTOPS.

JOIN THE SERVER: kauzmic.xyz

JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/K9ByMKkJ9s

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No Stealing, No Griefing, No Hacking
What kind of community is on Block Bodega?	A mix of Americans and Europeans, with an average age of ~19
What are the server specifications?	Self-hosted with 16GBs of RAM, hosted on 7 stolen laptops

Rustic Romance 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, beauty standards, discrimination, emotional connection, Human nature, Intimacy, intimacy issues, judgement, love, misconceptions, people, physical appearance, Poor, relationships, romance, Rustic, self esteem, sex, societal norms, society, Stereotypes, Ugly

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crops Grown:	8567	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s where all the poor and ugly people are getting freaky! Like, who wouldn’t want to witness that hot mess of a situation? It’s like a trainwreck you can’t look away from, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

HateCraftNation

Citizens, Country, criticism, cultural conflict, disapproval, discontent, disillusionment, dissatisfaction, emotional turmoil, hate, HateCraftNation, identity crisis, internal conflict, national pride, nationalism, Negativity, patriotism, Political unrest, Resentment, self loathing, social division

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Towns Built:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of your own country and looking for a new land to call home? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our server is filled with citizens from all over the world who hate their own countries so much, they’ve decided to start fresh in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, fighting off dragons, and forming alliances with players who are just as fed up with their own countries as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in the land?

So say goodbye to your old country and hello to a new world of adventure and excitement on our Minecraft server. Who needs a passport when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

MissileMayhemCraft

Agreement, arms race, cold war, Conflict, Defense, deployments, Diplomacy, escalation, expand, global politics, international relations, Military, Missile, MissileMayhemCraft, moratorium, nuclear weapons, russia, SECURITY, Strategic, Tension, US

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

lmao this server is like russia and US fighting but in minecraft!! we got missiles and explosions everywhere, it’s like world war 3 but with blocks!! join us if u wanna be part of the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)!! come on, don’t be a chicken, join now and show off your pvp skills in this epic battle for dominance!! 🚀💣🔥

The continents world

Abilities, Alvafinis, bedrock, Builders, console, continents, Cross-Play, Discord, EU, Gamers, grind, java, Minecraft, NA, PC, pvpers, Races, Roleplay, Server, Tournaments, VC, world

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Server Name	The Continent’s World
Server Type	PVP, Building, Casual Gaming
Features	– Hive Tournaments– Roleplay aspect– Different abilities and races– Bedrock and Java cross play– Weekly tournaments– VC based gameplay
Contact	Discord: Alvafinis

FAQs:

Q: What are the server’s main features?

A: The server offers Hive Tournaments, roleplay elements, different abilities and races for players to choose from. It also allows cross-play between Bedrock and Java editions.

Q: Is the server population large?

A: The server has multiple continents with varying populations, but the one mentioned in the post is described as fairly small.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: The server is seeking PVPers, builders, and casual gamers who want to have fun and grind together.

Q: Are there specific requirements to join the server?

A: Players are required to be in VC (Voice Chat) while on the server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Interested players can add Alvafinis on Discord for more information.

Haruka’s Legacy 1.20.5

1.20.5, 2024.., Anime, Celebrity, cultural impact, entertainment industry, Fame, fanbase, Haruka Nogizaka, Harukas, idol group, J-pop, Japanese culture, Japanese idol, Legacy, long tail tag, Manga, Music (Industry), Nogizaka46, Nostalgia, Otaku, pop culture, Relevance

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6121
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, the only place where Haruka Nogizaka is still relevant in 2024!

You can build a shrine to her, have Nogizaka-themed parties, and even have Haruka herself as your Minecraft character skin!

Join now and be part of the Nogizaka revolution, where we worship our queen and build pixelated statues in her honor! Don’t miss out on the Nogizaka fun, join today!

LazyLootMinecraftSMP

Apathy, avoiding responsibilities, chilling out, idle behavior, indulgence, inertia, lack of motivation, laziness, lazy habits, LazyLootMinecraftSMP, leisure activities, lethargy, neglectful behavior, procrastination, Relaxation, self-care, slothfulness, sluggishness, taking it easy, unproductive behavior, wasting time

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, trust me.

The best part is, we have this super rare glitch where if you jump off a cliff while holding a water bucket, you turn into a flying unicorn and can soar through the sky. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, you have to try it.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server? Yeah, they’re pretty shady but they give out free emeralds if you bring them a stack of hay bales. It’s totally worth it, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, you have to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends.

CraftyLove: Green Flags Only

chemistry, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, DATING, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Flags, green flags, Green.., growth, Honesty, Kindness, long term potential, mutual understanding, relationships, Respect, Shared values, Support, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your player two! Our server is filled with diamond-level players who know how to treat you like the queen or king you are.

Join us if you’re into players who know how to enchant you with their charm and mine your heart away. Our server is like a love potion, guaranteed to make you fall head over heels in love with Minecraft all over again.

So, if you’re looking for a love story that’s more epic than the Ender Dragon battle, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise.