Sizing – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

WeddingDressDrama
alterations, Argument, attachment, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, disagreement, emotions, family heirloom, mother’s dress, Panels, preservation, refusal, sentiment, sentimental, Sizing, tradition, upsizing, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressDrama
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value virtual wedding dresses more than real ones! Join us for a chance to digitally recreate your most prized possessions and protect them from any alterations by your offspring.
Imagine a world where your Minecraft character can wear the most exquisite wedding dress made by your pixelated mother. No need to worry about your daughters wanting to borrow it for their own virtual weddings – it’s all yours to cherish forever!
Embark on epic quests to protect your virtual dress from being upsized or altered in any way. Battle against virtual brides-to-be who are hell-bent on transforming your precious dress into something unrecognizable. Will you stand your ground and defend your dress with all your might?
Join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a real-life family feud over a wedding dress. Who knew pixels could hold so much sentimental value? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and protect your digital heirlooms!

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New Server IP
KitchenCraft Minecraft Server
age gap, desire, doggy style, exhibitionism, Forbidden, freaky behavior, friends son, kitchen fantasy, kitchen sex, KitchenCraft, Lust, Milf, Minecraft, Naughty, older woman, role-play, scandalous, Server, taboo, Unconventional, voyeurism, wall art, younger man
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have milf girlfriends getting freaky in the kitchen while staring at their friend’s son’s picture on the wall! Join us for a wild and wacky time filled with unexpected surprises and crazy adventures. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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New Server IP
Minecraft SMP: /wowcg/ World of Craftmine SMP
Clips, Craftmine, Gaming, Gaming Community, Minecraft, online gaming, Salvdali, smp, streamable, twitch, Twitch Clips, Twitch clips best moments, twitch clips compilation, twitch clips funny, Twitch clips highlights, twitch highlights, twitch moments, Twitch Stream, twitch videos, video games, world, World of Warcraft, world of warcraft classic, wowcg
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever experience!
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is full of wacky characters and wild adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun.
From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with our custom plugins and mods, the possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, chaotic, and downright hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
UncleBlock Minecraft Server
african culture, community pressure, cultural beliefs, cultural norms, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, generational differences, household responsibilities, intergenerational conflict, Minecraft, Server, serving guests, societal expectations, traditional roles, traditional values, UncleBlock, women’s roles
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you forgetting all about family gatherings and gender roles.
On our server, you won’t have to worry about serving guests or cleaning up after them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. And if anyone dares to ask you for a beer while you’re in the middle of a quest, you can just tell them to go mine their own resources!
Join us now and leave behind the drama of real life. Who needs family gatherings when you can have a blast on our server? Plus, we promise there won’t be any community meetings about your behavior – unless it involves griefing someone’s base, of course. So come on over and let the fun begin!

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New Server IP
NoBroNoParty30th
anniversary party, estranged brother, family, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family Events, family expectations, family loyalty, family pressure, Family Support, family unity, forgiveness, grudges, hurt feelings, NoBroNoParty30th, reconciliation, sibling relationships, standing ground
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your estranged brother shows up in the game, demanding to borrow virtual money from you. Will you lend it to him and risk getting scammed again? Or will you team up with your friends to take him down in an epic PvP battle?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even your parents might join in on the fun. Will they try to mediate the situation and force you to reconcile with your brother in the game? Or will they be too busy building their own virtual castle to notice the family drama unfolding?
So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle your differences with your brother in the most unexpected way possible. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

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New Server IP
EternaVoid Minecraft SMP
anxiety, Consciousness, deep thoughts, EternaVoid, Eternity, eternity or nothingness, eternity vs nothingness, existential crisis, existential dread, fear, fear of death, fear of eternity, fear of existence, fear of nothingness, fear of the afterlife, fear of the infinite, fear of the unknown, fear of the void, Minecraft, mortality, nothingness, philosophical questions, smp
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).
Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a never-ending maze filled with creepers, zombies, and… llamas wearing top hats? Yep, that’s right, our server is filled with all sorts of crazy surprises that will keep you on your toes (or hooves, if you’re a llama).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players… or maybe even with a dancing Enderman (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-bending, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, on our server, the only thing scarier than being conscious for eternity is missing out on all the fun!

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New Server IP
LoveCraftedLlamas
anger management, Angry, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, Communication, emotions, forgiveness, former love, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, LoveCraftedLlamas, moving on, questions, reconciliation, reddit, Reflection, relationship, Self Discovery
Are you tired of getting ghosted by your former love and left with burning questions? Join our Minecraft server and ask them all the ridiculous questions you want! Want to know why they never returned your diamond pickaxe? Or why they built a secret base with someone else behind your back? Our server is the perfect place to confront your ex-lover in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible. Join now for a chance to get closure and maybe even a laugh or two!

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New Server IP
CraftyMillionaire
aged well, Barenaked Ladies, Canadian Band, CraftyMillionaire, Currency, DEVALUATION, economic trends, Economy, Financial, Financial Planning, humor, inflation, Lyrics, million dollars, MONEY, Music, Nostalgia, popular culture, song, wealth, wealth disparity
yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got diamonds raining from the sky like confetti at a party. you wanna know why you should join? well let me tell you, we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. and guess what? they can talk! they’ll tell you jokes that will make you pee your pants (in a good way, of course).
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of gold blocks? yeah, that’s right. you can ride that bad boy while sippin’ on a potion of invisibility.
but wait, there’s more! we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with giant emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that will make you fly like a majestic unicorn.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most absurdly awesome minecraft adventure of your life!

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New Server IP
QuantumCraftingMindz
QuantumCraftingMindz
Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame quests and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!
Join us on our server where we are testing the wild theory that quantum processes create conscious experience in Minecraft. That’s right, we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level of weirdness and wackiness.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start questioning the nature of reality. Or maybe you’re building a castle and you swear you can hear the blocks talking to you. It’s a trip, man.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet the elusive Quantum Pig, who is said to possess the power of infinite bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Infinite. Bacon.
So come on down to our server and let’s see if we can unlock the secrets of the universe together. Who knows, you might just come out of it with a new understanding of life, the universe, and everything. Or you might just end up with a bunch of bacon. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

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New Server IP
The Gaming crib
Community, Crib, Cross-Play, Gaming, Join, Minecraft, Rewards, Server, smp, Survival, Versions, Vote
This is a Survival minecraft smp that is cross-play and available on many minecraft versions come join now and make sure to vote every day because there are rewards for doing that 😉
thegamingcrib.minesmp.me:19132

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New Server IP

Surviving with Style: Not-So-Vanilla, Kinda-Hardcore, Slightly New Map, PvP Fun!

admins, Bases, Claims, commands, Discord, Farms, Fun, Hardcore, Ip:, Journey, KindaHardcore, Map, Minecraft, Moderators, NotSoVanilla, Public, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Server, slightly, Space, Style, Survival, Surviving, Trade, Trailer, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Server IP	mc.classicsurvival.net
Discord	discord.gg/classicsurvival
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla survival
Features	/tpa, /home commands; no claims or rules against pvp/griefing
Map Size	200,000 blocks across

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is Classic Survival?

Classic Survival is a semi-vanilla survival server with simple commands, no claims, and no rules against pvp/griefing.

2. When was Classic Survival founded?

Classic Survival was founded in February of 2020.

3. Are there any protections on the server?

Spawn is a protected area for trading, but once outside of spawn, there are no claims.

4. Is there a team to ensure fair play?

Yes, there is a team of moderators and admins to ensure fair play and prevent unfair advantages.

5. When was the server’s map last updated?

The server has reopened with a brand new map since August 2nd 2024.