Size MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Wrong Glass Size Land

Positive Psychology, wrong, self-care, mindfulness, fulfillment

join this epic minecraft server where the glass is always overflowing with fun and adventure! our glass is so big, you’ll never have to worry about it being half-full or half-empty because it’s always full to the brim!

come join us and build the biggest glass castle you can imagine, filled with diamond goblets and emerald chalices.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are sippin’ on champagne and partying all night long.

don’t miss out on the glassy goodness, join us now and let’s raise a toast to the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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Sweat Chic: Plus Size Power

sweat, workout motivation, workout attire, exercise routine, self love

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO IN YOUR EXERCISE CLOTHES! PLUS-SIZE WOMEN, WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED! JOIN US AND FEEL LIKE A QUEEN SLAYING DRAGONS IN YOUR YOGA PANTS! OUR SERVER WILL BOOST YOUR BODY CONFIDENCE AND MOTIVATE YOU TO BUILD THE BIGGEST CASTLE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW AND FEEL THE POWER OF YOUR WORKOUT GEAR!

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PutinCraft: Army Expansion!

Order, president, Russian army, Boost, russia

come join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between putin and the army of 1.5 million troops! build your own fortress and defend against the russian invasion, or join putin’s forces and conquer the land with your comrades!

we have custom weapons like the vodka cannon and the borscht bomb, as well as special abilities like the bear cavalry and the communist propaganda attack.

join now and be part of the craziest war in minecraft history! who will emerge victorious? only time will tell on our server!

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PutinCraft: Troop Size +180K

military strength, PutinCraft, 180k, military deployment, security measures

so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta know that putin himself ordered the russian army to increase troop size by, like, 180k. so, like, you gotta join our server to help us build a giant army of minecraft players to take over the world or something. plus, we got, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s a rumor that herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you gotta join to try and spot him. also, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves giving out hugs. so, like, join our server now before it’s too late and putin takes over the world with his giant army of minecraft players.

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Brain Network Depression – Double Size

depression treatment, medical science, mental health, DISCOVER, mood disorders

so, like, imagine if u joined this epic minecraft server, right? well, get this, scientists discovered that playing on this server actually makes ur brain network twice the size! like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there.

u know how sometimes u feel all sad and stuff? well, guess what? on this server, u will be so happy and full of joy that u won’t even remember what depression feels like. it’s like a magical happy land where all ur worries disappear and u just have a blast building and exploring with ur new minecraft buddies.

plus, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will unlock secret powers that will make u the ultimate minecraft master. u’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from ur hands, and even summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow u around.

so, what are u waiting for? come join this server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life!

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Mirror Fish Size Check

behavioral research, Cognitive science, Marine Biology, marine life, self-recognition capacity

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got cleaner fish dat can look at themselves in da mirror and know how big dey is based on their mental image. like, how crazy is dat?! imagine logging on and seeing these fish just vibin and flexin their self-awareness. it’s like a whole underwater fashion show up in here. plus, rumor has it dat if u befriend one of these fish, they’ll guide u to hidden treasure chests full of diamonds and emeralds. so come join da fun and swim with da coolest fish in town!

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World’s Big Minecraft Server

SIZE, humongous, biggest thing, Massive, enormous

Is it the Eiffel Tower? The Great Wall of China? Nope, it’s actually the size of the spawn area on our Minecraft server! It’s so massive, you’ll need a GPS just to find your way around.

But that’s not all – we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and creepers that moonwalk before exploding. It’s like a funky farm meets a disco party meets a TNT explosion extravaganza!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of Steve, the mythical hero of Minecraft. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword becomes invincible and gains the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to do their bidding.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful world you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and your pixelated dancing shoes – you’re gonna need ’em!

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BoberMC

base, PvP, Server, head, Anarchy

Hosted in Wroclaw, BoberMC is a PVP server focused on hunting other players and building a base for defense. You can place bounties on other players, and when you collect the bounty, you collect that player’s head. When you die, you will be teleported to a random location. The map is 60,000 x 60,000 blocks in size.

Have fun!

smp.bobermc.pl

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Antsized Adventures

Adventures, scale, Reality, Wonder, insects

come join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure! we have shrunk ourselves down to the size of ants and are exploring the microscopic world of minecraft! watch out for giant spiders and killer bacteria as you navigate through the tiny terrain.

build your own ant-sized kingdom and rule over the microscopic creatures with an iron fist! team up with other players to take down the evil ant queen and claim the throne for yourself.

but be warned, the laws of physics are totally messed up in this tiny world. gravity is all wonky and you never know when you might accidentally shrink yourself even smaller.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in the microscopic world?

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SunCraft: Where Even the Sun is a Troll

solar seismic activity, magnetic activity, solar magnetic field, solar data analysis, solar age

LOL come join our minecraft server, where the sun is made of CHEESE and the moon is made of BACON! we got crazy scientists who discovered that the sun’s magnetic activity makes it do the CHICKEN DANCE every hour on the hour.

we got important data like how old the sun is depending on what time you look at it. one minute it’s a baby sun, the next it’s a grandpa sun with a cane and everything.

so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the sun is always shining and the pigs are always flying!

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