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  • PutinCraft: Army Expansion!

    PutinCraft: Army Expansion!
    come join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between putin and the army of 1.5 million troops! build your own fortress and defend against the russian invasion, or join putin’s forces and conquer the land with your comrades!

    we have custom weapons like the vodka cannon and the borscht bomb, as well as special abilities like the bear cavalry and the communist propaganda attack.

    join now and be part of the craziest war in minecraft history! who will emerge victorious? only time will tell on our server!

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  • PutinCraft: Troop Size +180K

    PutinCraft: Troop Size +180K
    so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta know that putin himself ordered the russian army to increase troop size by, like, 180k. so, like, you gotta join our server to help us build a giant army of minecraft players to take over the world or something. plus, we got, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s a rumor that herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you gotta join to try and spot him. also, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves giving out hugs. so, like, join our server now before it’s too late and putin takes over the world with his giant army of minecraft players.

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  • Brain Network Depression – Double Size

    Brain Network Depression – Double Size
    so, like, imagine if u joined this epic minecraft server, right? well, get this, scientists discovered that playing on this server actually makes ur brain network twice the size! like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there.

    u know how sometimes u feel all sad and stuff? well, guess what? on this server, u will be so happy and full of joy that u won’t even remember what depression feels like. it’s like a magical happy land where all ur worries disappear and u just have a blast building and exploring with ur new minecraft buddies.

    plus, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will unlock secret powers that will make u the ultimate minecraft master. u’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from ur hands, and even summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow u around.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join this server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life!

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  • Mirror Fish Size Check

    Mirror Fish Size Check
    yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got cleaner fish dat can look at themselves in da mirror and know how big dey is based on their mental image. like, how crazy is dat?! imagine logging on and seeing these fish just vibin and flexin their self-awareness. it’s like a whole underwater fashion show up in here. plus, rumor has it dat if u befriend one of these fish, they’ll guide u to hidden treasure chests full of diamonds and emeralds. so come join da fun and swim with da coolest fish in town!

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  • BoberMC

    BoberMC

    Hosted in Wroclaw, BoberMC is a PVP server focused on hunting other players and building a base for defense.
    You can place bounties on other players, and when you collect the bounty, you collect that player’s head.
    When you die, you will be teleported to a random location.
    The map is 60,000 x 60,000 blocks in size.

    Have fun!

    smp.bobermc.pl

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  • Antsized Adventures

    Antsized Adventures
    come join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure! we have shrunk ourselves down to the size of ants and are exploring the microscopic world of minecraft! watch out for giant spiders and killer bacteria as you navigate through the tiny terrain.

    build your own ant-sized kingdom and rule over the microscopic creatures with an iron fist! team up with other players to take down the evil ant queen and claim the throne for yourself.

    but be warned, the laws of physics are totally messed up in this tiny world. gravity is all wonky and you never know when you might accidentally shrink yourself even smaller.

    so come on down to our server and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in the microscopic world?

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  • SunCraft: Where Even the Sun is a Troll

    SunCraft: Where Even the Sun is a Troll
    LOL come join our minecraft server, where the sun is made of CHEESE and the moon is made of BACON! we got crazy scientists who discovered that the sun’s magnetic activity makes it do the CHICKEN DANCE every hour on the hour.

    we got important data like how old the sun is depending on what time you look at it. one minute it’s a baby sun, the next it’s a grandpa sun with a cane and everything.

    so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the sun is always shining and the pigs are always flying!

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  • RollCraft: The Ultimate TP Challenge

    RollCraft: The Ultimate TP Challenge
    come join our epic minecraft server where the toilet paper rolls are as big as a freakin’ Ender Dragon! imagine wiping your blocky butt with a roll so massive, you’ll never run out while mining for diamonds! our toilet paper holders are made of enchanted obsidian, so they can hold any size roll without breaking a sweat. join now for the most epic bathroom breaks of your life!

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  • MassCraft: Tiny but Mighty

    MassCraft: Tiny but Mighty
    u wanna join dis server cuz it be da most MASSIVE server out dere, like so massive u gonna need a telescope to see all da way to da end! we got dragons flyin around, unicorns poopin rainbows, and a secret underground lair where u can find da rarest diamonds known to man!

    once, dis dude named Steve joined our server and he found a magic sword dat could shoot fireballs out its hilt. he used it to defeat a giant zombie pigman dat was terrorizin da land. now he’s a legend in our server, all da villagers sing songs about him and his fiery sword.

    if u join our server, u gonna have da time of ur life, buildin epic castles, fightin off creepers, and makin friends with llamas dat can talk! come join us and be a part of da most EPIC adventure u ever had in Minecraft!

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  • NoGiftNoPartyCraft

    NoGiftNoPartyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old bridal showers where you have to buy the same old gifts for the bride-to-be? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer a unique bridal shower experience like no other!

    Join our server and instead of buying a traditional gift, you can crochet a virtual blanket for the bride-to-be! Not only will you save money on materials, but you’ll also have a chance to show off your creativity and skills in a whole new way.

    And if your mom tries to tell you it’s “tradition” to buy a gift, just tell her that on our server, we make our own traditions. Who needs a physical gift when you can give the gift of a pixelated masterpiece?

    So come join us on our server and crochet your way to bridal shower success. Who knows, maybe the bride-to-be will even wear your virtual blanket down the virtual aisle!

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