The Most Unrealistic Thing About Minecraft SMP Long Night Was That Alys…

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the occasional dragon sighting (yes, we have dragons, don’t question it).

Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a ninja and Karen the Creeper who’s always causing chaos. And let’s not forget about the time we had a Karaoke Night in the Nether and accidentally summoned a demon DJ – good times!

So why join our SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where players ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters in the sky, and have dance parties with Endermen? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep in the jungle, you’ll unlock the power of unlimited tacos – trust us, it’s worth it.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, if you see Alys Karstark in armor, just go with it – anything is possible in our world.

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Epic Horizon Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and find out how big is too big! We’ve got giant blocks, massive structures, and endless possibilities for you to explore. Get lost in a world where everything is oversized and nothing is off limits. Why settle for small when you can go big or go home? Join now and see if you can handle the epic scale of our server. Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

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GiantGamerMC SMP

Adventure, COLOSSAL, dream, enormous, fairy tale, FANTASY, GIANT, GiantGamerMC, HUGE, imagination, larger than life, Magic, Massive, Mythical, power, SIZE, smp, surreal, towering, transformation, WHIMSICAL, Wonder

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because like, one time I was playing and I accidentally ate a magic mushroom and I became a GIANT in the game! It was so crazy, I was stomping around and crushing everything in my path, it was hilarious! And then I found this secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but there was also a bunch of evil chickens guarding it, it was like a chicken apocalypse or something! But don’t worry, I defeated them all with my giant powers and claimed all the treasure for myself. So if you want to have insane adventures like this and become a giant too, you HAVE to join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties, it’s so much fun! So come join us and let’s have the craziest time ever in Minecraft together! LMAO 🤪🦙💎🐔 #GiantAdventures #LlamaDanceParties #ChickenApocalypse

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Big Size Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers are bigger than your social anxiety! Our world is so wild and wacky, even the mobs are rocking oversized shoes. Join us for a chance to conquer your fears by facing off against giant spiders and towering skeletons. Who knows, you might even find a pair of diamond boots that fit just right! So come on, don’t be shy – jump into our server and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

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Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

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Now That We Draw Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and stumbled upon a village full of talking cows. Yes, you heard that right – talking cows! They were gossiping about who had the biggest udders and debating whether or not they should start a dairy farm. It was utter chaos, but also utterly hilarious.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They may explode on the dance floor, but hey, at least they’re having a blast!

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and absurd encounters await you in our zany world. And hey, if you think someone’s tits are too big, well, that’s just another day in our SMP!

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Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.

And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!

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Nosey Minecraft SMP Players

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a competition to see who has the biggest noses in the game! Join us and show off your sniffer skills as we measure and compare noses of all shapes and sizes. Will you come out on top as the ultimate nose champion?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Nose Goblin, a mythical creature that roams the land stealing noses from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this booger-loving beast and reclaim your stolen schnoz?

Join us for epic nose battles, hilarious hijinks, and a whole lot of nose-related fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky and wonderful community. Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get nosy!

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Welcome to MCVerseCity, where the only thing more impressive than our server title is the size of our player’s egos.

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Minecraft Server Overview

Join us for a Vanilla+ Survival Focus that is builder friendly

We do our best to ensure EVERY PLAYER gets a fresh vanilla survival experience by having a HUGE world as well as a localized resource world. Our community is growing – we have somewhat of an international community of adults 18-70+. Our current focus is bringing spawn to life and improving the PvP (Clan vs Clan) gameplay.

We are working towards a pure vanilla experience with modifications only to enable more collaboration, protection, and roleplay. You can expect stable 20 TPS gameplay with tons of (ignorable) feature improvements – like fishing contests.

Java IP: mcverse.city

Website: www.mcverse.city

Map: http://mcverse.city:8123/

Discord: https://discord.gg/4z6bf9sy44

Feature List:

72 Hour Dead Chest to get your stuff back!
No tp from nether or the end, just like vanilla! Fight your way out!
Large 256k x 256k permanent world that is only 5% explored.
Permanent Claims, earn over 200k claim blocks over time. (More if you are a builder or clan)
Mini Blocks, Big Doors, Image Import, Armor Stands
Dragon Slayer (Respawning End Cycle)
Full Mob Spawns, and Huge 20 chunk render distance.
Phantom Toggle
Searchable Player Market
Player Warps
Proximity Chat (We’re still getting used to this)
Chill Community
Admin keeps distance from gameplay but is active and responsive.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, we strive to provide a pure vanilla experience with only necessary modifications.
How big is the world?	We have a large 256k x 256k permanent world, with only 5% explored so far.
Are there any in-game events?	Yes, we have fishing contests and other community events for players to participate in.
Can I claim land?	Yes, players can earn over 200k claim blocks over time to claim permanent land.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, we are focusing on improving the PvP gameplay with Clan vs Clan battles.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win elements or loot boxes on our server. It is free for all players to enjoy.

ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so advanced that we have an application with 0 bytes of size installed by default in Android 13. Yes, you heard that right – 0 bytes! It’s called the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 and it’s so mysterious, it’s like invisible code.

Join our server and unravel the secrets of this bizarre application. Maybe it holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures or summoning mythical creatures in the game. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world?

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server that defies all logic and reason like ours does? Plus, rumor has it that the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world!

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Silver keep

Adventure, Antigrief, Big Map, Community, Economy, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

Come and explore the world of Silver Keep, a beautifully crafted vanilla Minecraft server, running on version 1.19.3. With active admins, grief protection, player-ran economy, jobs, and quests, it offers the perfect blend of community and challenge. The community is friendly and welcoming, and the world is carefully designed to offer a unique and immersive experience

play.silverkeepmc.com

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Loonatics

KitPvP, PvP

Loonatics.net provides custom classes and abilities that you could learn, and fight for an objective.

From Ninjas teleporting around and throwing smoke bombs, to Apollo controlling light and laser beams, we have 10 classes and we are constantly adding more!

We are excited to see which class YOU choose to learn and master!

loonatics.net

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MineLight New War | Polit. server Minecraft server

cars, weapons

Before entering the server, be sure to download versions: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1rssIeEr879xVEfxqD6qL_SrbycpxR3fe/view?usp=sharing

minelight.ru

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fasdvs

Creative, Economy, FTB

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51.161.19.233

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Praised

Balanced Economy, Free Items, PvP, PvP Survival, smp

Welcome to Praised! We offer many features to our lifesteal server. We have an awesome community, staff and fun gameplay! We are constantly innovating and adding new features, hosting events and giveaways, and listening to our community! Play with us today by joining with praised.minehut.gg!

prasised.minehut.gg

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The Fathers Realm

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, Survival

Bran New Factions server just started 1/20 1.16.5, with Shop/Warps/Economy/ !! come join for a spot at the top!!

54.36.73.3:25605

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HARDCORE SEMI ANARCHY!!! HALF-ARCHI Minecraft server

Semi-anarchic vanilla server. Hardcore – one life one nickname!!!! For now, the survival mode will be turned on, then hardcore one life will be turned on. HAVE TIME TO BUILD YOUR BASE AND FORTRESS!!!!!! While the server hasn’t even completed the spawn and installed the plugins.

helfarchi.b2t.world

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LuxiousNetwork

Prison

LuxiousNetwork is a growing network of servers currently planning kitpvp and factions realms. After that, we plan to release multiple minigames.

play.luxiousnetwork.com

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Valourmc

Adventure, Bed wars, DonatorRanks, Factions, Friendly staff, Land Claim, Minigames, Need Developer, Need Moderators, Need Staff

Join us here at ValourMC for a fun, action-packed time! We offer 10+ minigames, multiple game modes including Creative Plots, Factions, PVE, Prison, and many more! Want to support the server? Donate today at store.valourmc.com! We offer many different donor packages with their own goodies included! We look forward to seeing you in the realm very soon!

play.valourmc.com

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SharkSMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SharkSMP is a brand new SMP experience like no other! We integrated the wonders of Minecraft with popular plugins like MCMMO and Economy plugins, as we just started we are looking for talented staff members, join our discord to apply and join us on this journey!

149.56.78.245:25581

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