size matters Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Star Shards Collected:	128
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Man of Integrity 1.20.1

1.20.1, body image, body shaming, Confidence, Decrease, Insecurity, Integrity, judgement, man, Masculinity, masculinity standards, Personal preferences, physical attributes, Respect, self esteem, sexual performance, size matters, societal expectations, Stereotypes, tiny penis, toxic masculinity

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Lol, bro, forget about tiny peepees and come join our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter!

We’ve got giant blocks, massive builds, and the biggest community of players you’ve ever seen!

Who cares about peen size when you can be the king of the block on our server?

Join now and leave your worries about tiny things behind – except for maybe tiny creepers, those little buggers can still blow you up!

ManhoodMysteriesMC SMP

anatomy, Communication, Confidence, emotions, Insecurities, male anatomy, manhood, ManhoodMysteriesMC, Masculinity, Men, misconceptions, Myths, performance anxiety, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, self esteem, sex, size matters, smp, Stereotypes, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	279
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Love Letters Sent:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have crazy events like pig jousting tournaments and creeper karaoke nights. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure and memes. Trust me, you won’t find a better SMP out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures!

Would you rather Minecraft SMP

anatomy, body confidence, body image, Choices, comparison, decision, Dilemma, height, Insecurities, Minecraft, penis size, personal preference, physical attributes, physical features, Preferences, proportions, self esteem, short, size matters, smp, Tall, would you rather

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and laughing your way through crazy adventures with a community of like-minded players.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The player had to engage in a hilarious dance-off with the chicken to claim the loot. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Join forces with other players to defeat the Pigman King in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Big Dick Minecraft Server

big, big dick, body image, dick, emotional well being, gender stereotypes, male anatomy, male sexuality, Masculinity, Minecraft, personal insecurities, physical appearance, physical attributes, self esteem, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, sexual confidence, sexual partners, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, size matters, societal expectations, societal norms

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server where having a big dick is the key to success! Imagine towering over all the other players with your massive member, striking fear into their hearts as you dominate the virtual world. Join us for epic battles where size really does matter, and show off your impressive package to everyone you meet.

But that’s not all – on our server, having a big dick also gives you special powers and abilities. You can use your member to mine blocks faster, build structures with incredible speed, and even unleash devastating attacks on your enemies. With great power comes great responsibility, so make sure you wield your big dick wisely.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being the biggest dick in the game. Trust us, once you go big, you’ll never want to go back.

CockyCraft Minecraft Server

body positivity, CockyCraft, Confidence, consequences, emotional fulfillment, large cock, long-term relationships, male anatomy, male privilege, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationships, self-image, Server, sexual attention, sexual harassment, Sexuality, size matters, societal expectations, society, workplace dynamics, workplace ethics

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8449

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where having a large cock is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us and experience the wild world of blocky adventures with your massive member leading the way.

On our server, having a huge cock means you’ll be the talk of the town (or in this case, the virtual world). No need to worry about getting hit on by every woman – they’ll be too busy marveling at your impressive size to even think about flirting with you.

But beware, once word gets out about your colossal cock, you may find yourself fending off hordes of eager players who just can’t resist your massive manhood. Will you be able to find true love in a world obsessed with your impressive endowment? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our server and show off your giant cock in all its glory. Who knows, you may even find that special someone who loves you for more than just your enormous appendage.

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Enchantments Applied:	143	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

Halfpint420’s Ex Minecraft Server

break up, Cheating, cheating girlfriend, Cuckolding, Discord, ex girlfriend, getting over a breakup, Halfpint420s, HEARTBREAK, hippie lifestyle, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal politics, long-distance relationship, Love Triangle, Minecraft, reclaiming love, relationship advice, self-esteem issues, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like halfpint420 getting stolen by an old liberal vaxxed hippie with a massive cock. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of fun and excitement waiting for you on our server. Build your dream world, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and maybe even find your own virtual love story (hopefully without any cheating involved).

So come on over and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might just find your own Cheyenne waiting for you in the pixelated wilderness. Join now and let the adventures begin!

PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

alpha male, behind bars, biggest dick, Bragging rights, cellmate, confined space, DOMINANCE, exaggerated claims, hyperbole, incarceration, Inmate, Jail, locker room talk, machismo, Minecraft, penitentiary, Prison, PrisonPeen, Server, size matters, tall tales, tough guy, urban legend

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.

Elation minecraft

Cracked, Crazy Enchants, Jobs, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

A fresh and inviting server that currently hosts in SG – we provide a seamless experience of a custom survival world where you can play with your friends without any interruptions. Find various things to do that you won’t find in a vanilla world! grind for ranks and perks. win prizes in special events and much more!

play.elationmc.net

LollipopMC Minecraft server

Economy, Pirate, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Emeralds Found:	943
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mines Excavated:	3118
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Falling into the Void:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

The best pirate server, a worthy alternative to Hypixel

cis.lollipopmc.net

Claim World

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Community-based survival, focused around cooperation and having fun together! Creative addons, simplicity and minimalism everywhere. Now going international!

claimworld.net

ESSS

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

esss server full name： Extremely Simple Survival Server owner: chichungchen95 administrator：hardy1214

mc.yuwuy.com

Doruscraft

Multiplayer Survival, PvP Survival, Survival, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Server IP: Doruscraft.com

Doruscraft.com

Server for playing with GSD Revive subscribers Minecraft server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	146
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8547
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Good server to play with friends

f1.veroid.su:25988

Broscraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Come join the best survival server for you and all your bros!

Come join the fun!

play.broscraft.com

HyperCraft SMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Villages Defended:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchantments Applied:	288	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Version: 1.18.2

The HyperCraft SMP is Survival Multiplayer Server that has a small community so far! I’m on the server every day for at least 30 mins just hanging out

Economy: The Economy heavily relies on players trading with each other, money is used for trades between players as well as for buying certain items from the shop (WIP)

Lands: You can claim land from around the world, slowly trusting players to join you, create a nation, and make war against your enemies! The limit of land is 75 chunks! (WIP)

Quest: Working on a Quest system

Skills: (WIP)

Discord: Add GhvztWYD#3795

Site: Coming Soon

51.222.186.191:25593

Astrerix

Bungeecord, Creative, Pve Survival, PvP Survival, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, Survival, Vote, Vote Rewards

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8991
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Astrerix is a server created for friends to come together and enjoy Minecraft. We offer survival, creative and skyblock. Besides that we organize fun events for our community with plenty of rewards. The server has landclaims so your builds will be safe for as long as needed, reward crates, and cosmetic plugins such as sitting, laying, hats and more.

play.astrerix.com

DIVINE JOURNEY 2 – FINEMINE Minecraft server

BuildCraft, Draconic Evolution, Forestry, Galacticraft, HiTech, Industrial Craft, RailCraft, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

https://finemine.su/dj