size matters – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks
asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.
Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.
Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

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Man of Integrity 1.20.1
1.20.1, body image, body shaming, Confidence, Decrease, Insecurity, Integrity, judgement, man, Masculinity, masculinity standards, Personal preferences, physical attributes, Respect, self esteem, sexual performance, size matters, societal expectations, Stereotypes, tiny penis, toxic masculinity
Lol, bro, forget about tiny peepees and come join our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter!
We’ve got giant blocks, massive builds, and the biggest community of players you’ve ever seen!
Who cares about peen size when you can be the king of the block on our server?
Join now and leave your worries about tiny things behind – except for maybe tiny creepers, those little buggers can still blow you up!

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ManhoodMysteriesMC SMP
anatomy, Communication, Confidence, emotions, Insecurities, male anatomy, manhood, ManhoodMysteriesMC, Masculinity, Men, misconceptions, Myths, performance anxiety, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, self esteem, sex, size matters, smp, Stereotypes, Vulnerability
Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have crazy events like pig jousting tournaments and creeper karaoke nights. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure and memes. Trust me, you won’t find a better SMP out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures!

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Would you rather Minecraft SMP
anatomy, body confidence, body image, Choices, comparison, decision, Dilemma, height, Insecurities, Minecraft, penis size, personal preference, physical attributes, physical features, Preferences, proportions, self esteem, short, size matters, smp, Tall, would you rather
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and laughing your way through crazy adventures with a community of like-minded players.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The player had to engage in a hilarious dance-off with the chicken to claim the loot. It was a sight to behold!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Join forces with other players to defeat the Pigman King in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

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New Server IP
Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP
6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking
Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).
So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

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Big Dick Minecraft Server
big, big dick, body image, dick, emotional well being, gender stereotypes, male anatomy, male sexuality, Masculinity, Minecraft, personal insecurities, physical appearance, physical attributes, self esteem, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, sexual confidence, sexual partners, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, size matters, societal expectations, societal norms
Welcome to our Minecraft server where having a big dick is the key to success! Imagine towering over all the other players with your massive member, striking fear into their hearts as you dominate the virtual world. Join us for epic battles where size really does matter, and show off your impressive package to everyone you meet.
But that’s not all – on our server, having a big dick also gives you special powers and abilities. You can use your member to mine blocks faster, build structures with incredible speed, and even unleash devastating attacks on your enemies. With great power comes great responsibility, so make sure you wield your big dick wisely.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being the biggest dick in the game. Trust us, once you go big, you’ll never want to go back.

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CockyCraft Minecraft Server
body positivity, CockyCraft, Confidence, consequences, emotional fulfillment, large cock, long-term relationships, male anatomy, male privilege, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationships, self-image, Server, sexual attention, sexual harassment, Sexuality, size matters, societal expectations, society, workplace dynamics, workplace ethics
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where having a large cock is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us and experience the wild world of blocky adventures with your massive member leading the way.
On our server, having a huge cock means you’ll be the talk of the town (or in this case, the virtual world). No need to worry about getting hit on by every woman – they’ll be too busy marveling at your impressive size to even think about flirting with you.
But beware, once word gets out about your colossal cock, you may find yourself fending off hordes of eager players who just can’t resist your massive manhood. Will you be able to find true love in a world obsessed with your impressive endowment? Only time will tell.
So come join us on our server and show off your giant cock in all its glory. Who knows, you may even find that special someone who loves you for more than just your enormous appendage.

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Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove
age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove
Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.
We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.
So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

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Halfpint420’s Ex Minecraft Server
break up, Cheating, cheating girlfriend, Cuckolding, Discord, ex girlfriend, getting over a breakup, Halfpint420s, HEARTBREAK, hippie lifestyle, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal politics, long-distance relationship, Love Triangle, Minecraft, reclaiming love, relationship advice, self-esteem issues, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like halfpint420 getting stolen by an old liberal vaxxed hippie with a massive cock. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of fun and excitement waiting for you on our server. Build your dream world, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and maybe even find your own virtual love story (hopefully without any cheating involved).
So come on over and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might just find your own Cheyenne waiting for you in the pixelated wilderness. Join now and let the adventures begin!

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New Server IP
PrisonPeen Minecraft Server
alpha male, behind bars, biggest dick, Bragging rights, cellmate, confined space, DOMINANCE, exaggerated claims, hyperbole, incarceration, Inmate, Jail, locker room talk, machismo, Minecraft, penitentiary, Prison, PrisonPeen, Server, size matters, tall tales, tough guy, urban legend
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.
Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.

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New Server IP
Berk’s Zone – Survive & Thrive
almost, Berk Zone, Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Experience, Griefprotection, Latest Version, leader, minecraft server, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Simple, Survival, Uk based, Vanilla, welcome, Zone
Welcome to Berk.Zone Minecraft Server!
**Description:** Simple server on the latest version. Berk is the leader. Welcome to his zone. Survival, GriefProtection, UK based. If you’re looking for an almost vanilla experience, Berk.Zone is definitely for you.
**Join our Discord:** [Click here to join!](https://discord.gg/yAVayv54wS)
berk.zone

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New Server IP
Flag Wars: Minecraft Capture the Flag
000 credits, 30, Archer, Capture the Flag, Combat Classes, Custom, digital version, heavy, Limited-time beta access, medic, Minecraft, Minigame, outdoors game, Soldier, two teams
Minecraft Capture the Flag
Limited-time beta access
Description: Work in progress, custom capture the flag minigame. Capture the flag is a classic outdoors game where two teams try to grab the other team’s flag and bring it back to their base. You can pick from 11 different combat classes like heavy, medic, soldier, archer, etc. The first 200 players to join will get 30,000 credits.
Join now and start playing!
50.20.200.99

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Terra Nova Craft
Anarchy, classic gameplay, Creative, Custom Features, Dynamic world, Enhanced, Survival, survival skills, Terra Nova, Vanilla
Terra Nova Minecraft Server
Welcome to Terra Nova!
Join the ultimate survival adventure on Terra Nova. Our server combines classic gameplay with cool custom features. Get ready for a wild world where you can show off your creativity and survival skills. Let’s go!
terranova.mc.gg

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HarmonyCraft SMP – Tricky Trials & Epic Adventures!
Adventure, Buy, Challenges, Community, custom content, Dungeons, Economy System, Epic Loot, HarmonyCraft, Minecraft, Plugin developer, Sell, smp, Survival, Survival-Focused, Trade, Tricky Trials, Updates, world generation
HarmonyCraft
Welcome to HarmonyCraft – 1.21.1 BRAND NEW SMP
Looking for a chill survival server where your stuff doesn’t disappear? HarmonyCraft is the place for you! The world is on 1.21.1, so you’ll get to explore the new Tricky Trials terrain.
Lots of cool stuff on the way! We’re keeping it simple with a focus on survival, but we’ve got some big plans:
Make money with an Economy System! Fight epic battles in custom Dungeons! And more surprises to keep things interesting!
Join the gang and help us test out these awesome features. Our plugin guy is always working on NEW STUFF to keep things fresh! Start building your base in our world today!
org.harmonycraft.dev

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New Server IP
Meappy’s Adventure Zone
Adventures, building, Community, creativity, Educational, Exploration, friendship, Fun, Gaming, Meappy’s World, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, young gamers
Meappys Minecraft World
Meappy’s Minecraft World
Meappy’s Minecraft World is a cool place for kids to play and learn. Come hang out with us and have fun building stuff, making friends, and going on awesome adventures!
minecraft.meappy.com

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New Server IP
BorderKings Border Control
best, Border Controller, Boundaries, enemies, Friends, item, join now, minecraft server, Position, semi anarchy, Vanilla, world border
BorderKings
A semi-anarchy, vanilla Minecraft server, with a special item: The Border Controller. With this item, you can control the boundaries and position of the world border. But be careful, once you get the item, everyone will know where you are.
Make friends, destroy enemies and try to be the best Border Controller!
Join now!
play.borderkings.xyz

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New Server IP
Epic MineRush Adventure
1v1 Combat, active community, best players, Bosses, creative builder, Custom Items, Duels, Eternal Boss, Eternal Fire Chestplate, EXCITEMENT, friendly community, Legendary Server, minecraft adventure, Resources, Seasoned warrior, Survival, thrilling events, Ultimate Server, unique items, vast landscapes, Wilderness
MineRush
Welcome to MineRush!
Are you ready for a super fun Minecraft journey? Join MineRush, the best server where the fun never stops! Whether you’re a tough fighter or a creative builder, there’s something for everyone:
- Survival: Explore big lands, get stuff, and survive the wild!
- Duels: Show your strength in 1v1 fights against top players!
- Custom Stuff & Big Baddies: Find cool items like the Fire Armor and take on the tough Eternal Boss!
Come hang out with a nice and active group, compete in exciting events, and enjoy a server like no other. So why wait? Join MineRush now and be a legend!
play.minerush.online
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New Server IP
DEMA Junior SMP
COMMUNITY SERVER, custom image creation, DEMA, Jobs, Player Economy, smp, twenty one pilots, Vanilla
Dema Junior High School Minecraft Server
A BRAND NEW Vanilla SMP with a 21 Pilots twist! Join for a chill community server with player economy, jobs, custom images, and more! Come hang out in DEMA!
demasmp.piglin.host

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New Server IP
Survival Fun Zone – Uktick Network
Development, early development, Fun, installed, Join, Minecraft, Network, smp, Survival
Uktick Network
Hey guys, just wanted to let you know that Uktick Network is in the early stages of development. Right now, we only have Survival SMP set up on our network. But don’t worry, you can still join in and have a blast!
mc.uktick.com

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New Server IP
MilkCraft Adventure
1.19.4, 1.21.1, Adventure, Community, Competition, cracked server, MilkCraft, PvP, smp, Survival
MilkCraft
Welcome to MilkCraft! Version: 1.19.4 to 1.21.1 Join our fun Survival SMP server where stuff happens! MilkCraft has survival stuff with cool PVP fights. Whether you know stuff or not, everyone can play on our cool server. Join the MilkCraft gang now! Fun and games are waiting for you here!
milkcraft.top

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