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  • BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

    BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

    Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

    Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Man of Integrity 1.20.1

    Man of Integrity 1.20.1

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    Lol, bro, forget about tiny peepees and come join our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter!

    We’ve got giant blocks, massive builds, and the biggest community of players you’ve ever seen!

    Who cares about peen size when you can be the king of the block on our server?

    Join now and leave your worries about tiny things behind – except for maybe tiny creepers, those little buggers can still blow you up!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ManhoodMysteriesMC SMP

    ManhoodMysteriesMC SMP

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    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have crazy events like pig jousting tournaments and creeper karaoke nights. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure and memes. Trust me, you won’t find a better SMP out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Would you rather Minecraft SMP

    Would you rather Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and laughing your way through crazy adventures with a community of like-minded players.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The player had to engage in a hilarious dance-off with the chicken to claim the loot. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Join forces with other players to defeat the Pigman King in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

    Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Big Dick Minecraft Server

    Big Dick Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where having a big dick is the key to success! Imagine towering over all the other players with your massive member, striking fear into their hearts as you dominate the virtual world. Join us for epic battles where size really does matter, and show off your impressive package to everyone you meet.

    But that’s not all – on our server, having a big dick also gives you special powers and abilities. You can use your member to mine blocks faster, build structures with incredible speed, and even unleash devastating attacks on your enemies. With great power comes great responsibility, so make sure you wield your big dick wisely.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being the biggest dick in the game. Trust us, once you go big, you’ll never want to go back.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CockyCraft Minecraft Server

    CockyCraft Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where having a large cock is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us and experience the wild world of blocky adventures with your massive member leading the way.

    On our server, having a huge cock means you’ll be the talk of the town (or in this case, the virtual world). No need to worry about getting hit on by every woman – they’ll be too busy marveling at your impressive size to even think about flirting with you.

    But beware, once word gets out about your colossal cock, you may find yourself fending off hordes of eager players who just can’t resist your massive manhood. Will you be able to find true love in a world obsessed with your impressive endowment? Only time will tell.

    So come join us on our server and show off your giant cock in all its glory. Who knows, you may even find that special someone who loves you for more than just your enormous appendage.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

    Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

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    Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

    We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

    So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Halfpint420’s Ex Minecraft Server

    Halfpint420’s Ex Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like halfpint420 getting stolen by an old liberal vaxxed hippie with a massive cock. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of fun and excitement waiting for you on our server. Build your dream world, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and maybe even find your own virtual love story (hopefully without any cheating involved).

    So come on over and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might just find your own Cheyenne waiting for you in the pixelated wilderness. Join now and let the adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

    PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

    Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minewind VS Hypixel

    Minewind VS Hypixel

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    HypixelMinewind
    ProsPros
    – Huge player base– Unique class system
    – Wide variety of game modes– Abundance of OP loot
    – Regular updates and events– Special events with unique rewards
    – Established and reputable server– Beautiful Minecraft wilderness to explore
    ConsCons
    – Crowded and sometimes laggy– Smaller player base
    – Pay-to-win elements– Less variety in game modes
    – Strict rules and moderation– Less established reputation

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    Which server has a larger player base?Hypixel has a much larger player base compared to Minewind.
    Which server offers more diverse game modes?Hypixel offers a wider variety of game modes compared to Minewind.
    Which server has more opportunities for obtaining OP loot?Minewind offers an abundance of OP loot that can be found in chests, traded with villagers, and stolen from monsters.
    Which server is more renowned for regular updates and events?Hypixel is known for its regular updates and events that keep players engaged.
    Which server is more established and reputable?Hypixel is a more established and reputable server in the Minecraft community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AussieSMP

    AussieSMP

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    IP: mc.aus.gg

    Server Location: Sydney, Australia

    Discord invite link: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord

    Apply here: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

    AussieSMP

    The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server, if you would like to join you will need to use the link above. This is put in place so that players feel safe that their builds will remain intact and that we don’t have anyone who won’t fit in to the culture on the server. That being said we are always looking for new members and you are welcome to apply at any time!

    The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, features that promote player trading and methods to protect from griefing.

    If you are wanting to have a β€˜pure vanilla’ experience, this server probably won’t be for you as it has some teleport commands and an economy backed by diamonds, but if you’re interested in that, then this server might be a good choice for you (and your friends!).

    The server is hosted in Sydney, Australia, meaning if you are in Australia or New Zealand you’ll have a low latency to the server. If you are from somewhere else in the world you are also welcome to join us, just keep in mind that your latency might be a bit higher than the rest of the people on the server and players might not be active while you are on because of timezone differences.

    Features:

    • The server is running the latest version so you can enjoy all the new features of the most recent update of Minecraft.

    • Many other survival servers modify various game mechanics, one of the main aims of this server is to not change too much of the Vanilla mechanics such as how entities act, villagers, terrain generation etc.

    • A decently sized shopping area that is filled with player created shops that promotes a feeling of community and helps players easily trade between each other. Players use diamonds as currency within these shops to trade for other items/blocks.

    • Getting out of spawn and into new lands is easy with the use of a random teleport command which can be accessed by right-clicking the NPC at spawn or by typing /rtp. There are also various other teleports that are made available on the server so that you can quickly get back to your base or check up on what your mates are doing.

    • The server has a land-claiming system that uses a golden shovel. Over time you’ll gain claim blocks that can be used in whichever server you play in, and when you’re ready you can claim your chests and builds to keep them safe from other players. This is purely an optional safeguard, many players don’t claim their land as the community doesn’t appreciate griefing so players who participate in that are very quickly filtered out of the server.

    • The survival server consists of multiple worlds which have plenty of new 1.20 chunks in them. If you like long-term survival worlds, the AussieSMP is for you! There are no plans to do a full reset of the main worlds ever.

    • The server is part of a growing network, so not only are there multiple survival worlds, there is a creative server where players can build without limits or just test their redstone contraptions.

    • Various external community resources such as, Automated Spectator Livestreams on the weekends, a Discord where players can find out future plans for the server or chat with other players, A wiki that has information and guides on how to use features specific to AussieSMP.

    Rules

    If you’d like to apply to the server you need to understand these rules. Not following them may result in a swift removal from our community.

    1. Don’t be a dick

    2. Absolutely no griefing

    3. No spamming

    4. Be respectful

    5. Don’t swear excessively

    6. No hacking or exploits (this includes xray!)

    7. No ban evasion

    8. Don’t be the reason rules need to be expanded or added

    9. Please use common sense!

    At the end of the day if you just wanna play some Minecraft with some friends or even by yourself, this server will be a great choice for you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineRival VS Hypixel

    MineRival VS Hypixel

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    Comparison of Hypixel and MineRival Minecraft Servers

    Hypixel Server

    ProsCons
    Large player baseCan be overwhelming for new players
    Wide variety of mini-gamesMay experience lag due to high player count
    Constant updates and eventsSome features may be pay-to-win

    MineRival Server

    ProsCons
    PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP networkSmaller player base
    Available for both Java and BedrockMay not have as many mini-games as Hypixel
    Java Version 1.18+Less frequent updates and events

    FAQ

    Q: Which server has a larger player base?

    A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to MineRival.

    Q: Can I play on both servers using Java and Bedrock versions?

    A: Yes, you can play on both Hypixel and MineRival using both Java and Bedrock versions.

    Q: Which server offers a wider variety of mini-games?

    A: Hypixel offers a wider variety of mini-games compared to MineRival.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Dad Energy MC Server

    Dad Energy MC Server

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    Come and join an exciting new community of more mature minecraft enthusiasts. Aimed at those who self-identify with the ‘Dad Energy’ label.

    It’s not just for dads and it’s not strictly age-limited, nor is it gender-specific. It’s for those seeking a friendly, mature, drama-free environment to play our favourite game with like-minded people.

    We’ve been going for a month and have an extremely healthy and active community with loads of community builds & farms and activities such as minigames, PVP tournament, competitions etc.

    Drop into the discord and say hi!

    https://discord.gg/ERHpPuu2Qh

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Red World G Themepark

    Red World G Themepark

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    Red World G is my personally designed theme park and is based on some German theme parks.

    On 29.03.2024 there will be a soft opening from 12 noon. I would be happy about your visit and wish you a lot of fun testing. Feel free to send me your feedback!

    _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Red World G is my personally designed theme park and is based on some German theme parks.

    A soft opening will take place on March 29, 2024 from 12 p.m. I would be happy about your visit and hope you have fun testing it. If you notice any errors, please send me your feedback!

    PlayRWG.minecraftserver.de

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PlayCDU VS Hypixel

    PlayCDU VS Hypixel

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    Hypixel

    ProsCons
    Very popular and active serverLimited support for modpacks
    Wide variety of mini-games and game modesCan be overwhelming for new players
    Regular updates and eventsPotential for lag due to high player count

    PlayCDU

    ProsCons
    Dedicated to hosting and playing Minecraft modpacksLimited server locations compared to Hypixel
    Offers a wide variety of modpacksMay have a smaller player base
    Welcoming environment for players of all skill levelsLess frequent updates and events compared to Hypixel

    FAQ

    1. Can I play mini-games on PlayCDU like on Hypixel?

    No, PlayCDU is focused on hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks, so it does not offer the same variety of mini-games as Hypixel.

    2. Where are the servers located for PlayCDU?

    PlayCDU has servers located in Australia, Germany, and the United States.

    3. How is the player base on PlayCDU compared to Hypixel?

    PlayCDU may have a smaller player base compared to Hypixel, but it offers a more specialized and welcoming environment for players interested in modpacks.

    4. Are there regular updates and events on PlayCDU?

    While PlayCDU may not have as frequent updates and events as Hypixel, it still strives to provide an enjoyable experience for players through a wide variety of modpacks and a welcoming community.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Arefy Network VS Hypixel

    Arefy Network VS Hypixel

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    CategoryHypixelArefy Network
    Player BaseOne of the largest Minecraft server networks with millions of playersSmaller player base but growing steadily
    Game ModesWide variety of game modes including mini-games, PVP, and moreCurrently offers Prison, SkyBlock, and Survival game modes
    ExperienceEstablished in 2013, Hypixel has years of experience and reputationArefy Network has been around since 2014 but is relatively newer compared to Hypixel
    CommunityLarge and active community with forums, events, and moreCommunity is smaller but friendly and growing

    **Hypixel FAQ:**

    1. What game modes does Hypixel offer? Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including mini-games, PVP, and more.

    2. How big is Hypixel’s player base? Hypixel is one of the largest Minecraft server networks with millions of players.

    3. How much experience does Hypixel have? Hypixel was established in 2013 and has years of experience and reputation.

    4. How is the community on Hypixel? Hypixel has a large and active community with forums, events, and more.

    **Arefy Network FAQ:**

    1. What game modes does Arefy Network offer? Arefy Network currently offers Prison, SkyBlock, and Survival game modes.

    2. How big is Arefy Network’s player base? Arefy Network has a smaller player base but is growing steadily.

    3. How much experience does Arefy Network have? Arefy Network has been around since 2014 but is relatively newer compared to Hypixel.

    4. How is the community on Arefy Network? Arefy Network’s community is smaller but friendly and growing.

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  • Wholesome SMP

    Wholesome SMP

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    Interested must join: https://discord.gg/DRajUvAU

    Wholesome SMP is a HermitCraft stylecommunity driven SMP for Java 1.20.4+ where your voice matters. We have a tightly-knit long-lasting community which makes Minecraft as fun as possible. We have a diverse playerbase from all around the world (literally from America to Asia to Australia) and welcome all. There are playerbase-initiated weekly events and minigames on the server, and there are many community projects/builds/redstone farms from our players that you can try your hand at. Our goal always has been try to achieve an actual community that fills the void there is present in other servers.

    We are a group of friends, and we like making close bonds with people; and thus are cautious in giving out actual bans unlike generic SMPs, however we DO NOT TOLERATE serious offenses such as stealing.

    Key Features

    β€’ βœ… Playerbase-initiated events and games every weekend

    β€’ πŸ”¨ Large scale builds entirely built by the community

    β€’ πŸ§‘β€πŸ€β€πŸ§‘ Create your own groups and contribute to creating a story for the server

    β€’ πŸ—³οΈ Community driven economy (trust-based system)

    Mods

    β€’ πŸͺ¬ Coreprotect – protects you from griefers

    β€’ πŸ”‰ Proximity Voice Chat – talk to players around you

    β€’ πŸ—ΊοΈ Squaremap – see where your friends are

    β€’ πŸ›οΈ Multiplayer sleep

    β€’ 🟧 Player Heads

    β€’ πŸ“š Armor Statues Book

    Hope to see you on the server soon! πŸ™‚

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CreativeFun VS Hypixel

    CreativeFun VS Hypixel

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    HypixelCreativeFun
    ProsPros
    – Popular server with a large player base– Large 512×512 plots for building
    – Wide variety of minigames and game modes– Advanced WorldEdit commands for creative building
    – Regular updates and events– Access to redstone for more complex builds
    – Active community and forums– Ability to create your own minigames using your builds
    – Professional server management and support– Roleplay names and plot chat for immersive experience
    – Large-scale custom maps and adventures– Grief protection to keep your builds safe

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    How many players does each server support?Hypixel supports thousands of players, while CreativeFun supports a smaller but dedicated community.
    Which server has more minigames?Hypixel has a wider variety of minigames and game modes compared to CreativeFun.
    Can I create my own builds on these servers?Both servers allow you to build, but CreativeFun specifically offers large plots and advanced building tools.
    Is there active community and support on these servers?Both servers have active communities, but Hypixel may have a larger player base with more forums and support options.
    Are there regular updates and events on these servers?Both servers regularly update their content and host events, but Hypixel may have more frequent updates and larger-scale events.

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  • GamerTee Network VS Hypixel

    GamerTee Network VS Hypixel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hypixel VS GamerTee Network

    Hypixel

    ProsCons
    High number of playersCan be crowded and laggy
    Wide variety of mini-gamesSome games may not be as well-maintained
    Frequent updates and eventsCan have long queue times to join games

    GamerTee Network

    ProsCons
    Owned by a popular YouTuberSmaller player base
    Active 24/7 staff supportMay have fewer mini-games
    Focus on PvP gamemodesLess frequent updates

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the player base like on each server?

    Hypixel has a high number of players at all times, making it easy to find games to join. GamerTee Network may have a smaller player base in comparison.

    2. How often are updates and events released?

    Hypixel is known for frequent updates and events to keep the player base engaged. GamerTee Network may have less frequent updates in comparison.

    3. Which server has better staff support?

    GamerTee Network boasts 24/7 staff support for players, ensuring that assistance is always available. Hypixel also has staff support but may not be as readily available.

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