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  • Would you rather Minecraft SMP

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    Would you rather Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and laughing your way through crazy adventures with a community of like-minded players.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The player had to engage in a hilarious dance-off with the chicken to claim the loot. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Join forces with other players to defeat the Pigman King in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

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    Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Big Dick Minecraft Server

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    Big Dick Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where having a big dick is the key to success! Imagine towering over all the other players with your massive member, striking fear into their hearts as you dominate the virtual world. Join us for epic battles where size really does matter, and show off your impressive package to everyone you meet.

    But that’s not all – on our server, having a big dick also gives you special powers and abilities. You can use your member to mine blocks faster, build structures with incredible speed, and even unleash devastating attacks on your enemies. With great power comes great responsibility, so make sure you wield your big dick wisely.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being the biggest dick in the game. Trust us, once you go big, you’ll never want to go back.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • CockyCraft Minecraft Server

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    CockyCraft Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where having a large cock is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us and experience the wild world of blocky adventures with your massive member leading the way.

    On our server, having a huge cock means you’ll be the talk of the town (or in this case, the virtual world). No need to worry about getting hit on by every woman – they’ll be too busy marveling at your impressive size to even think about flirting with you.

    But beware, once word gets out about your colossal cock, you may find yourself fending off hordes of eager players who just can’t resist your massive manhood. Will you be able to find true love in a world obsessed with your impressive endowment? Only time will tell.

    So come join us on our server and show off your giant cock in all its glory. Who knows, you may even find that special someone who loves you for more than just your enormous appendage.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

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    Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

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    Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

    We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

    So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Halfpint420’s Ex Minecraft Server

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    Halfpint420’s Ex Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like halfpint420 getting stolen by an old liberal vaxxed hippie with a massive cock. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of fun and excitement waiting for you on our server. Build your dream world, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and maybe even find your own virtual love story (hopefully without any cheating involved).

    So come on over and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might just find your own Cheyenne waiting for you in the pixelated wilderness. Join now and let the adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

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    PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

    Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Dicks

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    Crafty Dicks

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us on our server where every block is made of rainbow-colored cheese and the mobs are all dressed in tutus. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dicklet Thread, a magical realm where players can shrink down to the size of a pea and explore a world of giant talking mushrooms and dancing llamas.

    So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the evil pickle monsters…they’re a real dill!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Boner Adventures: Is Bone Pressed Your Real Size?

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    Blocky Boner Adventures: Is Bone Pressed Your Real Size?

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the important questions like, “Is bone pressed your real dick size?” Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon such treasures and become the richest player in all the land.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has been known to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat the Dragon and earn the title of Dragon Slayer, along with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world of endless possibilities, hilarious moments, and maybe even uncover the truth about bone pressed dick sizes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • SinglePlayer4Life – Where Minecraft is my only love

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    SinglePlayer4Life – Where Minecraft is my only love

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life problems like small dicks and relationships? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape for you!

    Join us and experience a world where the size of your blocky character is the only thing that matters. No need to worry about breaking up with your virtual girlfriend because here, everyone is single and ready to mine!

    Embark on epic adventures, build incredible structures, and make new friends who won’t judge you based on the size of your pickaxe. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having a block-tastic time!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Floston Paradise

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    Floston Paradise

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    Its basic minecraft survival! Except!There are a few added extras to provide a little more depth to the normal single player feel you get from vanilla survival servers. Things like — Land claim, add people to your claim and team up!- Gringots economy, valut you currency and try to keep it safe.- Shopkeepers, npcs that can be traded with in the main spawn area.- Player shops, set up a shop and trade with other players.- Silk spawners… :)OR if you get bored with survival and want more of a challenge. /is and start a oldschool skyblock island.I made this server with what I wanted from it in mind, so it might be a little strange xD

    51.195.131.161

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Mount olympia equine

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    Mount olympia equine

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    Welcome to Mount Olympia Equine, the first crossover between Horses and Greek Mythology!

    Looking for a new spin on the equine world? Are you ready for brand new ideas and kind staff? MOE is the place for you! Here at MOE we offer friendly staff, a kind playerbase, and lots of activites to do. We are greek mythology themed- something thats never been seen before in the minecraft equine industry! Take a ride down to MOE at mountolympiaequine.ggs.onl, can’t wait to see you there!

    mountolympiaequine.ggs.onl

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Palas

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    Palas

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    Welcome to the Palas Asia Minecraft Network! Check us out and become part of an amazing community. Current Realms of Survival include: Adventure Quests – Economy – PVP Arena – Crates compatible with clients on 1.16.4.

    IP Address : play.palasian.net Client Version : 1.16.4 Join our Official Palas Asia Discord for the latest updates! : https://discord.gg/apywRFnw8Z

    play.palasian.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Boltmc

    Boltmc

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    This is the new best minecraft survival server which has just started its journey in the minecraft community. There are alot of exiting things in the server for you to experience. Come join the fun now!

    play.boltmc.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • ComplexCraft

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    ComplexCraft is my server. It’s a fun server with KitPVP, Survival/Factions and even mines! Hope you enjoy my minescraft server! Please play. I’m very lonley πŸ™ Minecraft 1.10 Java Edition Spigot/Bukkit plugins

    MinecraftComplex.aternos.me

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • MyCrazyMC

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    Survival with Money! Play normal survival but now make money. Go visit the shop to buy everything you need! Or if you like pvp go to the pvp arena and fight to the death.

    MyCrazyMC.minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Silvermoon

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    IP: parrot.hostify.cz:40790Dynmap: http://parrot.hostify.cz:40792Discord: https://discord.gg/3fBUYFjV3F

    What’s special about this server?The goal is to make a server that feels like vanilla, but has some harmless quality of life improvement plugins, that don’t give any advantage to the players gameplaywise.

    These plugins are for example:Ranks – Players rank up based on time spent on the server. Their rewards are purely cosmetic.Quests – Every player gets 5 new quests each day, collecting money which they can use to buy VIP with (Again, only cosmetic rewards)

    Other plugins are: Playerheads, Bettersleeping, Armorstandeditor

    parrot.hostify.cz:40790

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
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  • PL ExtremeOnly Gildie i drop

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    Create your own guild or join existing ones and fight not only with players and see for yourself.

    – 32 slot – Crates like from CSGO – Automatic discord/pages – Constant TPS – 10K short folder – Large guilds

    extremeonly.space:25566

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • TormentMC

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    TormentMC

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    1.16 UPDATE! Explore the new nether!

    Survival, PVP, Shops! Survival server! Vote Crates! Nice small community! PVP is ON all over the world! not on spawn. You can be safe on your own land. You have to claim it first! Griefing is allowed on non protected areas so keep your land safe!

    Our deal is that we listen to our community on every update and make votes about updates. What to add on the server and what changes to make. These votes happen on our discord server. So you can have effect on our servers future!

    play.tormentmc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
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  • Themclegends network

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    Themclegends network

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    TheMCLegendsNetwork is a 1.8 PVP server. This server has just released and is still growing. We have some custom plugins for games and every build is custom. We have PVP, KitPVP, 1v1s, Skywars, and events! Come join

    play.themclegend.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP