size matters – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

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Man of Integrity 1.20.1

1.20.1, body image, body shaming, Confidence, Decrease, Insecurity, Integrity, judgement, man, Masculinity, masculinity standards, Personal preferences, physical attributes, Respect, self esteem, sexual performance, size matters, societal expectations, Stereotypes, tiny penis, toxic masculinity

Lol, bro, forget about tiny peepees and come join our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter!

We’ve got giant blocks, massive builds, and the biggest community of players you’ve ever seen!

Who cares about peen size when you can be the king of the block on our server?

Join now and leave your worries about tiny things behind – except for maybe tiny creepers, those little buggers can still blow you up!

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ManhoodMysteriesMC SMP

anatomy, Communication, Confidence, emotions, Insecurities, male anatomy, manhood, ManhoodMysteriesMC, Masculinity, Men, misconceptions, Myths, performance anxiety, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, self esteem, sex, size matters, smp, Stereotypes, Vulnerability

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have crazy events like pig jousting tournaments and creeper karaoke nights. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure and memes. Trust me, you won’t find a better SMP out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures!

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Would you rather Minecraft SMP

anatomy, body confidence, body image, Choices, comparison, decision, Dilemma, height, Insecurities, Minecraft, penis size, personal preference, physical attributes, physical features, Preferences, proportions, self esteem, short, size matters, smp, Tall, would you rather

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and laughing your way through crazy adventures with a community of like-minded players.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The player had to engage in a hilarious dance-off with the chicken to claim the loot. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Join forces with other players to defeat the Pigman King in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

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Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

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Big Dick Minecraft Server

big, big dick, body image, dick, emotional well being, gender stereotypes, male anatomy, male sexuality, Masculinity, Minecraft, personal insecurities, physical appearance, physical attributes, self esteem, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, sexual confidence, sexual partners, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, size matters, societal expectations, societal norms

Welcome to our Minecraft server where having a big dick is the key to success! Imagine towering over all the other players with your massive member, striking fear into their hearts as you dominate the virtual world. Join us for epic battles where size really does matter, and show off your impressive package to everyone you meet.

But that’s not all – on our server, having a big dick also gives you special powers and abilities. You can use your member to mine blocks faster, build structures with incredible speed, and even unleash devastating attacks on your enemies. With great power comes great responsibility, so make sure you wield your big dick wisely.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being the biggest dick in the game. Trust us, once you go big, you’ll never want to go back.

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CockyCraft Minecraft Server

body positivity, CockyCraft, Confidence, consequences, emotional fulfillment, large cock, long-term relationships, male anatomy, male privilege, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationships, self-image, Server, sexual attention, sexual harassment, Sexuality, size matters, societal expectations, society, workplace dynamics, workplace ethics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where having a large cock is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us and experience the wild world of blocky adventures with your massive member leading the way.

On our server, having a huge cock means you’ll be the talk of the town (or in this case, the virtual world). No need to worry about getting hit on by every woman – they’ll be too busy marveling at your impressive size to even think about flirting with you.

But beware, once word gets out about your colossal cock, you may find yourself fending off hordes of eager players who just can’t resist your massive manhood. Will you be able to find true love in a world obsessed with your impressive endowment? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our server and show off your giant cock in all its glory. Who knows, you may even find that special someone who loves you for more than just your enormous appendage.

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Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

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Halfpint420’s Ex Minecraft Server

break up, Cheating, cheating girlfriend, Cuckolding, Discord, ex girlfriend, getting over a breakup, Halfpint420s, HEARTBREAK, hippie lifestyle, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal politics, long-distance relationship, Love Triangle, Minecraft, reclaiming love, relationship advice, self-esteem issues, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like halfpint420 getting stolen by an old liberal vaxxed hippie with a massive cock. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of fun and excitement waiting for you on our server. Build your dream world, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and maybe even find your own virtual love story (hopefully without any cheating involved).

So come on over and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might just find your own Cheyenne waiting for you in the pixelated wilderness. Join now and let the adventures begin!

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PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

alpha male, behind bars, biggest dick, Bragging rights, cellmate, confined space, DOMINANCE, exaggerated claims, hyperbole, incarceration, Inmate, Jail, locker room talk, machismo, Minecraft, penitentiary, Prison, PrisonPeen, Server, size matters, tall tales, tough guy, urban legend

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.

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GazaCraft: Salt-Free Fun!

clean water, collaboration, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, desalination plants, environmental impact, Fun, gaza, GazaCraft, Humanitarian Aid, infrastructure development, international relations, Israel, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Pa, Palestinian territories, progress, SaltFree, sustainable solutions, Technology, water desalination, water scarcity

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got water desalination like in gaza but without all the drama. israel and pa worked together to make it happen, just like how we work together to build epic stuff in minecraft. we got water slides that go straight into the ocean, just watch out for the creepers trying to blow them up. join us and be part of this crazy adventure, where we turn salty water into sweet, sweet fun!

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CatCraft

active members, admin staff, Adult-only, AFK detection, age-restriction, Armor Stand book, Ashburn, Biomes, CatCraft, chat bot, CoordinatesHUD, Craftable Light Blocks, Creative Server, Creeper Holes, Custom Trapdoor, dirt towers, Eastern Seaboard, ELYTRA, end portal, Enderman Griefing, Event Server, HACKING, Lgbt, Minecraft, Modpack, Pictures, PRANKING, PvP, PVP Head Drop, season 1, SEASON 2, Server Rules, survival server, Uhc, Universal Dyeing, Usa, VA, Vanilla, Withers, world border

Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Season 1 started on April 4, 2019. Season 2 started in December 2021 with the launch of 1.18 update.
Current version: 1.21, World border: 16k in every direction, Server location: Ashburn, VA, USA

Server Rules:

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
21+ server only, no child-friendly content.
Fair play in PVP.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, or forcefield.
Pranking allowed within reason.
Include your favorite breed of cat in your application.
Maintain server aesthetics.
No wither killing in the over-world.

Other Important Details:

No Enderman Griefing
End Dragon drops elytra, egg, and head
Various custom features and tweaks

FAQ:

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, no. This is a strict 21+ server and not child-friendly.

Q: Are there specific rules for PVP?

A: PVP is allowed, but players are expected to play fairly and be respectful towards each other.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: More information on the application process can be found on our Discord server.

Q: What are the unique features of CatCraft?

A: CatCraft offers various custom features like custom trapdoor and carpet recipes, renewable coral, craftable light blocks, and more. Check out our Discord for a detailed list.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Players are expected to respect each other’s builds and property.

Aikatsu Pretty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, Aikatsu!, AiPri, Anime, curry, cute, dancing, fashion, friendship, Idol, japanese animation, Land, long tail tag, Magical Girl, mii, Music, Performance, PRETTY, Pretty Series, School, singing, Television series

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got more curry than a Bollywood movie set! Im talkin’ spicy builds, spicy mobs, even spicy diamonds! It’s a curry lover’s dream come true, bro! Plus, our community is lit AF, like a flaming hot curry pot. So come on and spice up your Minecraft life with us! Let’s get cookin’!

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Daily Gal & Dino Minecraft SMP

a friend, Adventure, best friends, chapter 21, comedy, Comic, Daily, daily challenges, daily comic, Daily Gal & Dino, Daily Life, daily routine, daily struggles, Dino, Dinosaur, friendship, funny, Gal, Heartwarming, humor, Manga, Minecraft, slice of life, smp, webtoon

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including befriending a talking cow named Bessie who gives you tips on how to survive in the wild.

In this server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove filled with rare loot and valuable resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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HamasHostageHavoc Minecraft Server

Abuse, Conflict, diplomatic relations, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, hostage crisis, hostages, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, political violence, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, UN report, united nations, War Crimes

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz there’s this legend that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, fam.

also, rumor has it that if you build a house out of emerald blocks, a unicorn will appear and give you a ride to a land made entirely of cake.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a wild adventure every time you log on. plus, there’s a taco stand run by a talking pig. what more could you ask for, amirite?

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CraftyKremlinFlightOops

Azerbaijan Airlines, CraftyKremlinFlightOops, Flight, Kremlin, long tail tags, russia, shot down, speculation, Warning

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins in the sky and shoot down airplanes for fun! who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast causing chaos and mayhem in our virtual world. join us now and be part of the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Masturbate More for Better Health

Frequency, health, Masturbate, Masturbation, research, self pleasure, sexual activity, sexual awareness, sexual behavior, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual functioning, sexual habits, sexual health, sexual knowledge, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Sexuality, study, Turkish Muslim women, Women

come join our epic minecraft server where women who masturbate more have better sexual health literacy and functioning! our turkish muslim players are getting it on five times a month, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! explore our virtual world and unleash your inner freak, because on this server, anything goes! join now for a sexy adventure you won’t forget!

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Dogecraft

Community, Cosmetics, Crafting, Custom, Difficulty, dogecraft, Duels, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Fishing, Furniture, Gaming, Items, Land Claim, Minecraft, multiplayer, Residences, Shops, smp, Survival, Towny

Dogecraft Server Overview

Website	https://dogecraft.net/?source=gg
IP	gg.dogecraft.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/qGPYcVT
Rules	https://dogecraft.net/wiki/rules?ref=navbar&source=gg

About us:

Dogecraft is a Survival Minecraft server made in 2018 for people to enjoy not only the game but also the people they play with. We have decided to rework the system to give players more end-game options on what they wish to do with their lives and therefore make their lives easier.

We offer:

Jobs
Friendly Staff
Ranks
Player Shops
Custom Items
Custom Crafting
Extreme Fishing
Events
Pve/Player Duels
Residences and a towny like experience
Land-Claim
Furniture
No P2W
Cosmetics
Hard difficulty Survival
Dungeons
“Towny”

Thank you for playing and being a part of Dogecraft and welcome to the community

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not offer any pay-to-win features on our server.
Are there any custom items on the server?	Yes, we offer custom items for players to enhance their gameplay experience.
Can I create my own shop on the server?	Yes, players have the ability to create their own shops to trade with others.

Team of Independents 1.21

age diversity, breloom, change management, CONSERVATIVE, conservative leadership, conservative team, ddd, independent, independent team, Independents, leadership, leadership development, leadership skills, motivated, motivated team, problem solving, sales people, sales team, TEAM, Team Building, Team Management, team motivation

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got a team of crazy salespeople who are all about that DDD and Breloom life. They’re like a mix of boomers and millennials, but they all know what’s up. If you’re not down with the seeds of change, then you’re basically the problem, man. So come join us and let’s build a new world together, one block at a time!

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The Secret Agent of Minecraft SMP

agent, ANONYMOUS, BELIEF, Blessing, chance, destiny, Divination, Excellent, fate, fortune, Karma, LUCK, Minecraft, Mystery, number 929143952, numerology, optimism, positivity, prediction, Prophecy, secret, serendipity, smp, superstition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco club where the zombies do the Thriller dance all night long.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant floating castle made entirely out of cake. Yes, you read that right. Cake. Need I say more?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Your fortune is telling you that you have excellent luck, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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