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Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP
6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinkingAre you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).
So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!
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AntSizedSwordSwing
action, Adventure, Anime, anime characters, Anime swords, ant sized, AntSizedSwordSwing, Characters, creativity, FANTASY, fantasy world, Fiction, giant weapons, imagination, oversized swords, Size Comparison, small characters, storytelling, sword fighting, Unique, weaponscome join our minecraft server where the swords are bigger than your mom’s meatloaf! we got anime swords so big, they make skyscrapers look like toothpicks. imagine slicing through creepers with a sword the size of a school bus! it’s like playing minecraft on hard mode, but with extra ridiculousness.our server is so epic, even the villagers are in on the action. they ride around on giant chickens and throw emeralds at you like confetti. and don’t even get me started on the pigs – they wear top hats and monocles and demand to be called sir oinksalot. it’s a wild ride, my friend.
plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor. zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons doing the macarena – it’s a sight to behold.
so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for the giant anime swords – they may be bigger than you, but they’re definitely not smarter.
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CarHouseCraft
car size, CarHouseCraft, creative thinking, Dimensions, House, innovative idea, interior design, mind-boggling, new perspective, out of the box, perspective, roof, Size Comparison, space utilization, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Transportation, unconventional concept, unique perspective, vehicle size, vertical carsLOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS STACKED VERTICALLY INSIDE HOUSES, THEY SO BIG THEY GO THRU DA ROOF! U CAN RACE UR FRIENDS TO DA TOP AND SEE WHO CAN TOUCH DA SKY FIRST! IT’S A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE ON CAR SIZE, U WON’T BELIEVE UR EYES! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE FOR URSELF, IT’S A WILD RIDE! -
Blocky Poop Minecraft Server
bathroom, blocky, body weight, bowel movement, burrito, digestion, empty feeling, girth, height, History, largest shit, Minecraft, Organs, Poop, record-breaking, Relief, Server, Size Comparison, Small, smoll, toilet bowl, weight, weight comparison, weird feelingAre you ready to take on the ultimate challenge on our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the thrill of building structures as massive as the biggest poop in history! We’re talking burrito-sized creations that will leave you feeling empty inside (in a good way). Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join us and see if you can top the record for the biggest poop-inspired build on our server! -
WalesCraft Minecraft Server
British Isles, country size, country size debate, geographic dimensions, geographic proportions, geographic size, geographical debate, geographical measurement, land area, land mass, land size, Minecraft, national boundaries, national size, Server, Size Comparison, Size of Wales, United Kingdom, wales, WalesCraft, Welsh geography, Welsh land area, Welsh territoryAre you tired of tiny Wales on the map? Well, on our server, Wales is MASSIVE! That’s right, you can explore a giant Wales that stretches for miles in every direction. Build your own Welsh castle, herd virtual sheep, and even ride a virtual dragon over the Welsh countryside. Join now and experience Wales like never before! -
Pixel Puzzler’s Playground
clothing size, fashion size, look, PIXEL, Playground, Puzzlers, size analysis, size appearance, size assessment, Size Comparison, size estimation, size evaluation, size examination, size guessing, size inspection, size interpretation, size observation, size perception, size perspective, size scrutiny, what sizeAre you tired of playing on boring, average-sized Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we take size to a whole new level! We are the only server in the world where everything is super-sized – from the trees to the animals to the blocks themselves!Join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through giant forests, where the trees are so big you’ll need a ladder just to reach the first branch! And don’t even get us started on the size of the creepers – they’re so massive, they make Godzilla look like a chihuahua!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Giant Chicken, a creature so enormous that it roams the land like a feathered colossus, laying eggs the size of houses! Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everything is larger than life!
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Big Booty Blasters: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Epic Gamers! Join Now & Get Your Booty Blasted!
adult humor, anatomy, banter, big, Blasted, Blasters, body image, BOOTY, COMEBACK, comedy, Confidence, Epic, funny, Gamers, Humiliation, Insecurity, insult, Join, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationship, role-play, sarcasm, self esteem, Server, sex talk, sexual innuendo, Size Comparison, small penis humiliation, UltimateAre you tired of playing on servers with boring, average-sized builds? Well, look no further! This server is perfect for those with a sense of humor and a love for the absurd.Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable events and outrageous builds that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is known for its creativity and willingness to push the boundaries of what is possible in the game.
Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by placing invisible blocks in their path. Will you be able to outsmart the ghost and uncover the secrets of the server?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even if it involves tiny white dicks.
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THE CLUB SMP: Where creepers are the bouncers and diamonds are the VIPs! 1.21 update, LGBTQ+ Friendly!
Beginner, Bouncers, club, Community, community-driven, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Decisions, diamonds, ENGAGEMENT, Events, family, Friendly, Friends, Hardware, INPUT, Interaction, LGBTQ, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Qol, Server, smp, Specs, update, Vanilla, Veteran, VIPSABOUT US The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community. HARDWARE & SETUP Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. SERVER SPECS: CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total) Location: San Jose, California, United States Platform: Fabric 1.21 MODS & TWEAKS In addition to optimization mods, we also run a variety of QoL and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience: DATAPACKS Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief Double Shulker Shells Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg Mob Head Drops Player Head Drops Silence Mobs Our optional client-sided modpack can be found here: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-club-smp-experience-edition APPLICATION Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server! : https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules Step 2: Submit an application via our application link Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist Frequently Asked Questions
1. What is The Club SMP?
The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server that aims to bring together a community of friends to enjoy playing Minecraft together. We focus on creating a welcoming and interactive environment for players of all skill levels.
2. How do I join The Club SMP?
To join The Club SMP, you need to join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined on our website. This includes reading through our server guide and rules, submitting an application, participating in a short interview, and awaiting a decision.
3. What kind of hardware does The Club SMP server use?
The Club SMP server is hosted on a dedicated machine with an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU, 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 RAM (32GB total), and is located in San Jose, California, United States. We also use Fabric 1.21 as our platform.
4. Are there any mods or tweaks on The Club SMP server?
In addition to server-side optimization mods, we use various Quality of Life (QoL) and datapacks to enhance the multiplayer experience. These include Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg, Mob Head Drops, Player Head Drops, and Silence Mobs.
5. Can I use a client-sided modpack on The Club SMP?
We offer an optional client-sided modpack that can be found on CurseForge. Feel free to download and use it, but it is not required to join The Club SMP server.
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RomaniaPlayz Minecraft Server
achievement, celebration, Competition, determination, disbelief, european football, EXCITEMENT, Minecraft, national team, PLAYOFFS, Qualification, Romania, RomaniaPlayz, Server, Soccer, soccer fans, sports, success, Surprise, teamwork, Underdog, unexpected, VictoryAre you tired of boring old servers where Romania actually makes it to playoffs? Well, look no further because on our server, Romania not only makes it to playoffs, but they win the whole dang thing! That’s right, we’ve got a magical world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and Romania is the reigning champion of Minecraft sports!But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join us and you may just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ages!
So why wait? Come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow or embarking on a quest to find the mystical Golden Potato of Destiny. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!
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CupocalypseCraft
Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, broken cup, broken trust, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CupocalypseCraft, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Values, guest etiquette, Honesty, personal belongings, relationships, Resentment, Respect, TrustWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to break your Chip mug from Beauty and the Beast! Unlike my SIL Megan, who thought it was okay to go through cabinets and break precious items, we respect your belongings. Join us for our virtual July 4th BBQ and firework show, where plastic cups are not banned and toddlers can drink from whatever they want (as long as they don’t break anything).Don’t worry, we won’t invite entitled guests who think they can get away with breaking stuff and then blame you for being petty. Our server is drama-free (unless you count the creeper explosions) and we guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players. So come join us and let’s build a world where Chip mugs are cherished and deceitful bitches are not welcome!
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CraftyCreationsMC
CraftyCreationsMC, engineering marvels, game-changing inventions, greatest invention, groundbreaking discoveries, historical inventions, human achievement, human ingenuity, impactful creations, Industrial Revolution, influential creations, innovation, innovative developments, man-made creation, modern marvels, revolutionary advancements, Scientific breakthroughs., significant inventions, societal advancements, technological progress, TechnologyForget about the wheel, electricity, or even sliced bread! The greatest man-made creation of all time is our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Legend has it that our server was built on the back of a giant flying pig named Sir Oinksalot. He soared through the skies, carrying blocks of gold and diamond in his trotters, while our fearless players battled dragons and zombies to claim their loot.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where players can ride minecarts at breakneck speeds through loops and twists that defy gravity. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of rainbow-colored sheep frolicking in the fields.
So, if you want to experience the thrill of riding a flying pig, battling dragons, and witnessing rainbow sheep in action, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs sliced bread when you have all this craziness waiting for you?
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BlazeCraft MC Server
BlazeCraft, Brazil, Brazil news, Cannabis, decriminalization, drug decriminalization, drug laws, drug legalization, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug possession, drug reform, drug use, Justice, Latin America, law, legalization, Marijuana, Personal Use, recreational drug use, Server, SUPREME COURTso, like, u know what else is decriminalized? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got all the dank weed blocks u could ever want, man. build a giant bong tower or a weed farm, the possibilities are endless, dude.our server is like a chill paradise for stoners and gamers alike. we even have a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasure chests full of, u guessed it, more weed blocks! join us and blaze it up while building the sickest creations in all of minecraft.
plus, our community is super friendly and always down to smoke a virtual blunt together. come join the fun and get lit with us on this totally rad minecraft server. trust me, it’s gonna be a high like no other!
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HamasCraft – Deportation Edition
aid group, Canada, canada immigration, deportation, deportation order, Edition, ex-employee, extremist organization, foreign relations, Globalnews.ca, government action, Hamas-linked, HamasCraft, immigration law, international relations, legal proceedings, MIDDLE EAST, national news, political news, refugee status, security threat, Terrorismso, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the admins are so crazy they deport people like canada deporting ex-employees of hamas-linked aid groups? well, this server is the place for you! come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even get deported for building a house too close to someone else’s! who knows what will happen next on this wacky server! join now for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand! -
GenZCraft: Where Everyone’s a Winner
2006, Accomplishments.., Achievements, career, Competitive advantage, employment, Everyones, future workforce, generation z, GenZCraft, job market, Job Search, Millennials, Person of the Year, professional development, qualifications, Résumé, Skills, Students, Time Magazine, winner, work experience, WorkforceLOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE ALL BE WINNERS LIKE TIME MAGAZINE’S PERSON OF THE YEAR! YEAH, WE ALL BORN AFTER 2006 BUT WE STILL BE ROCKIN’ IT LIKE WE FAMOUS! COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE LEGENDARY CREW THAT BE SLAYIN’ DRAGONS AND BUILDIN’ EPIC CASTLES LIKE A BOSS! WHO NEEDS A JOB WHEN YOU CAN BE A MINECRAFT LEGEND, AMIRITE?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY WINNER WITH US!