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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1492 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 50 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”
So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!