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PagerWar Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Villages Defended:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

CraftyPrideLand

activism, anti-LGBTQ+, Awareness, CraftyPrideLand, discrimination, equality, Georgian, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, law, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Murdered, Parliament, protest, social justice, Tragedy, trans model, Transgender, violence

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	276
Potions Brewed:	178	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

Brain, brain health, brain-gut communication, cognitive function, Craft, cutting-edge approach, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain axis, gut-brain connection, gut-brain research, Land, mental health, microbial balance, Microbiome, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurological treatment, neurology, prebiotics, probiotics, synbiotic application, synbiotic supplements, synbiotic therapy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Animals Bred:	70	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Items Found:	2409	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

66.11.114.195:5035

Gotrix Network

1.20, Adventure, cracked server, Dive, Economy, Experience, fair play environment, Fun, Gamemodes, Gotrix Network, Join, KitPvP, Minecraft, no-cheating policy, purchase required, Server, Skyblock, SkyGens, Strict, Survival, Ultimate

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

92.222.153.86:52333

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

#announcement, actress, Casting, Company, contract, decision, DELAY, Drama, Entertainment, gossip, husband, Industry, Minecraft, Move, Rumors, season 4, secret, Server, speculation, States, tv show, wrestling, YRYR, YrYrs

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

NoPower Minecraft Server

Bulbs, conditions, digital displays, entitled, fasting, Friends, home, Inviting, Late, Minecraft, navigation, no electricity, NoPower, PHONES, Plans, renaissance festival, Server, Skills, strange, TV, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

AutisticSisRageCraft

activities, autism, AutisticSisRageCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Frustration, misunderstanding, overreaction, overstimulation, patience, personal space, relationships, Selfishness, socializing, Support, Understanding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Crops Grown:	7275
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

Business, corporate, corporate culture, corporate scandals, Corruption, cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, false promises, fraud, lie, LieCorp, Manipulation, Minecraft, misleading, smp, trust issues, Unethical, unethical behavior, White Lies, workplace ethics

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4332	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!