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AbsLick Minecraft Server

#workout, abs, AbsLick, Admiration, attraction, Body, craving, desire, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, fitness journey, fitness motivation, gym, Lick, longing, Minecraft, Muscles, Physical, Server, six-pack, stomach, Toned

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4043	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about one of our players who claimed to have licked Herobrine’s abs and gained superhuman strength. Yes, you heard that right – licking abs equals superpowers on our server! So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (and maybe your taste buds too)!

””GiveUpCraft Minecraft Server””

Anime, Beard, dating apps, give up, GiveUpCraft, gym, hair loss, Incels, jestermaxxing, khhv, loser betas, lower standards, Minecraft, nofap, pua, redpill, Server, sexual frustration, six-pack, TRÊN, Unironically, video games, weight

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

CanCraft: Brews & Blocks

alcohol, Beer, Beverage, blocks, Brews, CanCraft, cans, celebration, Consumption, Drinking, FACTORY, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Party, person, reunion, reunites, Separated, six-pack, Social, stomach, TANK

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Join our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are so lit, they party harder than a six-pack of soda reunited in your belly!

We’ve got pigs that can dance the cha-cha, chickens that lay golden eggs, and creepers that tell dad jokes (watch out, they’re explosive!).

Our mods are like wizards, granting wishes and turning your wildest dreams into reality. Want a house made entirely of diamonds? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? We got you covered.

Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

MuscleCraft Minecraft Server

abs, ARMS, attractive, back, biceps, body part, chest, definition, FITNESS, Legs, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Muscle, MuscleCraft, pecs, physical appearance, physique, RIPPED, Server, shoulders, six-pack, Toned

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the full package? Well, look no further because our server is like the bicep of Minecraft servers – strong, impressive, and guaranteed to make you swoon.

Join our server and experience a world where every block is sculpted to perfection, just like the most attractive muscle or body part in men. From towering skyscrapers to intricate redstone creations, you’ll be flexing your creative muscles like never before.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most ripped players in the Minecraft community. Get ready to be surrounded by chiseled abs, bulging biceps, and jaw-dropping physiques that will make you question if you’re still playing a game or living in a virtual fitness magazine.

So why settle for a flabby, mediocre server when you can join ours and be part of the hottest, most muscular community in Minecraft? Come flex your virtual muscles and show the world what true Minecraft strength looks like!

New Underwear Minecraft Server

Balls, boxer briefs, boxer shorts, breathable fabric, Briefs, comfort, comfortable fit, crazy, feeling, intimate apparel, men’s Clothing, Men’s Fashion, men’s underwear, Minecraft, new underwear, Server, snug fit, Support, trunks, undergarments, underwear

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Void Armor Forged:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Towns Built:	4
New Chunks Explored:	549245	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the balls feel crazy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their balls started feeling so crazy that they couldn’t stop laughing. The laughter was contagious, spreading throughout the server and turning every player into a giggling mess. It was chaos, but oh so much fun! So if you want your balls to feel crazy too, come join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Good Morning Minecraft SMP

ABSTINENCE, alone, Celibacy, discipline, Forever Alone, Good, good morning, Loneliness, mental strength, Minecraft, morning, not cum, personal boundaries, Possible.., self improvement, self-control, self-restraint, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Single life, smp, temptation, Whores

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Crops Grown:	6939
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4341	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

body image, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Dads, disrespectful behavior., dumb, eating disorder, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, food restrictions, medication side effects, mental health, Minecraft, parental control, refusal to listen, rule, self esteem, Server, shared custody, teenage rebellion, unhealthy behaviors, weight, weight shaming

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3455	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	8400	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, discomfort, emotional well being, Girlfriend, Group Chats, Insecurity, naked women, overreacting, personal space, photos, privacy, relationship, Respect, Self Respect, setting boundaries, Trust, trust issues, Videos

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

Crafty20XX

#sustainability, Advancements, Communication, convenience, Crafty20XX, Development, Economy, education, efficiency, Entertainment, Environment, Globalization, Healthcare, innovation, internet, progress, quality of life, research, social media, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

advocacy, Alarming, Awareness, BlockyBash, Boys, child abuse, education, empowerment, gender equality, Girls, HUMAN RIGHTS, intervention, Justice, mental health, pixels, Prevention, Protect, Protection, Reporting, sexual violence, Support, Trauma, UNICEF

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Votes:	3721
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Fruit Salad with Beets

balanced diet, beets, colorful dishes, creative cooking, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, delicious recipes, food combination, fresh ingredients, Fruit, fruit salad, Healthy Eating, nutritious meals, plant based diet, regular salad, salad, summer salads, tasty treats, unexpected pairings, unique flavors, vegetarian option, vibrant colors

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5489	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	195
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

alive, BlockyVaxCraft, cardiovascular disease, Covid-19, Craft, death, health outcomes, heart attack, hospitalized, increased risk, infection, long-term effects, Medical research, mortality, pandemic, preventative measures, public health, research, respiratory illness, risk factor, stay, Stroke, unvaccinated adults, vaccination

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

A, Analysis, Anime, Characters, criticism, Disappointment, discussion, Entertainment, fanbase, FANTASY, GENERIC, isekai, Minecraft, opinion, Overrated, Plot, Popular, review, series, Server, SLOP, SlopCraft, world-building

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Love Letters Sent:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3825	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

almost there, anticipation, clock-watching, countdown, determination, exhaustion, Friday feeling, HOURS, long hours, mental strength, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Poland, push through, Relaxation, self-care, self-discipline, smp, starts.., Time management, weekend, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!