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Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Votes:	5288
Love Letters Sent:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	825
Players Killed by Monsters:	8873	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Emeralds Found:	4530
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	213
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Items Found:	2051
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	96	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Plasma Hole Blasters

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Buildings Constructed:	46

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Farms Harvested:	460
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!

Who Should Kelani Jordan Drop The Title To Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Kelani Jordan is the reigning champion, but who will she drop the title to next? Will it be the mysterious Enderman who always wears a tuxedo? Or maybe the chicken farmer who has a secret underground lair filled with TNT? Join now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!