🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 6034 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
we also have this crazy story about a journalist and a doctor holding some chick named Noa Argamani hostage in Gaza. like, what even is that? sounds like a plot twist from a telenovela, amirite? but don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% safe and free from any hostage situations.
join us for the laughs, the memes, and the pure chaos that is our Minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing cows, right? come on, you know you wanna join the fun!