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Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream

Anime, COSPLAY, desire, dream, Erotica, fan fiction, FANTASY, fetish, fictional character, Forbidden, guilty pleasure, hentai, indulgence, jerked off, lustful, Manga, Naughty, Palace, pixelated, Pleasure, Roleplay, sexual fantasy, Steves, taboo, video games, wet

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the first fictional character you jerked off to becomes your trusty sidekick in the game. Imagine running around with your favorite anime waifu or superhero by your side, fighting off creepers and building epic structures together.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you, all because of that one questionable choice you made in your youth. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Crafty Kek Kingdom

controversial, Crafty, dumb, Edgy, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, Kek, Kingdom, LOLOL, meme, mudsharks, offensive, personal experience, sarcasm, satire, social commentary, Stereotypes, top kek, trending, trolling, viral

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1027	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

BlockyBullyz

BlockyBullyz, bullying, Cyber Security, cyberbully awareness, cyberbully prevention, cyberbully support, cyberbullying, digital bullying, digital harassment, Digital World, Harassment, Holobully, hologram, internet, mental health, online bullying, online safety, social media, Technology, virtual bullying, virtual reality

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Towns Built:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to yawn-inducing gameplay and hello to the craziest server in town – Holobully!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with villagers and even trade your emeralds for glow-in-the-dark armor. And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the insanity that is Holobully? Come on in and let the ridiculousness begin!

Minecraft Mayhem: Disney Kart Dash

battle pass, content-updates, Dash, Disney, disney speedstorm, free unlock, Gaming Community, ign, in-app purchases, in-game purchases, kart, mario kart 8, MAYHEM, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile game, monetization changes, new events, new season, Online Multiplayer, racing game, real money, Steamboat Pete, upset players, virtual currency

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	114	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Are you tired of boring old monetization changes in your favorite games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept payment in the form of rare enchanted diamonds found deep within the Nether! That’s right, no real money needed here, just good old-fashioned mining skills.

But that’s not all! We have a special event where players can ride on Steamboat Pete himself as he navigates through the treacherous waters of the End dimension. Who needs battle passes when you can battle dragons alongside a steamboat captain?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of mining for enchanted diamonds, riding on Steamboat Pete, and battling dragons like never before. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!

Karen’s Crafty Kingdom: Where White Women Don’t Deserve Diamonds

Crafty, DATING, deserve, diamonds, discrimination, Diversity, dont, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, inclusion, intersectionality, Karens, Kingdom, love, me, Privilege, Race, relationships, Respect, self worth, social justice, Stereotypes, White, white women, Women

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where white women don’t appreciate your block-building skills? Well, look no further because on our server, white women don’t deserve you! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your mining, crafting, and trolling abilities without worrying about impressing anyone who doesn’t appreciate your pixelated creations. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Crafty Demons – Shin Megami Tensei Minecraft Madness

Atlus, autists, Crafty, Demons, Digital Devil Saga, digital streaming platforms, fusion autists, Gaming, madness, MEGAMI, Megaten Fusion Tools, Minecraft, models, Music, neocities, New Vengeance trailer, rpgs, series information, Shin, Shin Megami Tensei, SMT Fan-Site, smtg, Soundtracks, Superior Kami Trio, Tensei, trailers, twitter

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	8397
Players Killed by Monsters:	3941	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Superior Kami Trio? Look no further, because our server is so epic, even the demons from Digital Devil Saga are jamming to our soundtracks on repeat!

Join our server and fuse with other players like a true fusion autist with our Megaten Fusion Tools. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so legendary, even Atlus Japan is tweeting about us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Blocky Memes & Creeper Dreams: The ‘Hello r9k’ Minecraft Server

#youtube, blocky, comedy, creeper, digital content, dreams, Entertainment, entertainment industry, funny, hello, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, laughing hysterically, LGBTQ, meme, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reaction video, Server, social media, Transgender, ugly tranny, Video, viral

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Our server is so epic that even r9k can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got ugly trannies, laughing hysterically, and all the chaos you could ever want. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next viral sensation like that ugly tranny in the video. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today!

Crafty Creepers: Where Weirdos Unite to Build, Explore, and Troll in Blocky World

behavioral patterns, blocky, BUILD, common behaviors, common traits, Crafty, CREEPERS, cultural diversity, cultural norms, cultural norms and values, cultural similarities, cultural values, Explore, individual characteristics, national culture, national demographics, national identity, Personality, personality types, regional differences, social norms, societal behavior, societal expectations, societal norms, societal trends, troll, unite, weirdos, world

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and average adventurers? Look no further, because on our server, we only attract the most bizarre and wacky players from around the world!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a llama as your trusty sidekick, battle giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to turn any block into a giant slice of pizza.

So, if you’re ready to experience the weirdest and wildest adventures in Minecraft, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

Blocky McBlockface Adventures

“Youth, Adventures, artistic integrity, artistic quality, blocky, career, Doom 93, Effort, ethical chain, ethical obligation, game development, Game Devs, genre, global passion, Hardship, human condition, immaterial balance, Impact, inspiration, McBlockface, Passion, planescape torment, Quality

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Love Letters Sent:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Animals Bred:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will inspire you to create the best game of your life? Look no further, because our server is like the Planescape Torment of Minecraft servers – except with more creepers and less existential dread!

Join us and experience the ethical chain of game development, where every block you place has the power to inspire future generations of gamers. Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of a community that is dedicated to creating the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience ever. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the next gaming legend, all thanks to our server. See you in the game!

Funky Fudge Factory

Bipolar, Communication, confidentiality, coping, denial, depression, FACTORY, forum, fraud, fudge, Funky, MANIC, medication, mental health awareness, mental illness, misunderstanding, Online Community, regret, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, stigma, Support, Therapy

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions! Are you feeling manic? Depressed? Pretending to be bipolar for fun? We’ve got the perfect place for you! Our server is so chaotic, you won’t even know if you’re actually playing Minecraft or just pretending to be a Minecraft player.

Come join us and experience the thrill of trying to delete a post that reveals your deepest secrets, only to realize it’s impossible to erase your digital footprint. Will your parents find out? Will your doctor think you’re a fraud? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast navigating through the drama and madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the insanity! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (unless it gets leaked in a forum post).