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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 663 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 257 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮
