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  • CheckpointCraft Minecraft Server

    CheckpointCraft Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the Minecraft server where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken, am I right? And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who gives out free enchanted armor to all new players. It’s like Christmas morning every day on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground labyrinth filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will lead you straight to the loot. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool? Just make sure to bring some fire resistance potions!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wonderful Minecraft server and let your inner block builder run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this pixelated wonderland!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PeePhoneCraft

    PeePhoneCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS!

    WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS TEACH YOU HOW TO BUILD EPIC SAND CASTLES!

    IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BECOME THE RICHEST MINECRAFTER IN THE WORLD, WITH A MANSION MADE ENTIRELY OF GOLD BLOCKS AND A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT FARTS RAINBOWS!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN SITTING DOWN TO PEE WHILE SCROLLING THROUGH YOUR PHONE!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Shaded

    Shaded

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: play.shaded.gg

    Hello, fellow Minecrafters!

    Are you looking for a new SMP survival server to join? Do you want to experience a classic and immersive gameplay with a friendly and active community? If you answered yes, then you should check out Shadedthe best SMP survival server in 2024!

    Shaded is a server that offers a lot of features and benefits for its players, such as:

      • Land claiming and grief prevention, to protect your creations and belongings
      • Skills, economy, shops, and auctions, to trade and earn money
      • Ranks, kits, and perks, to enhance your gameplay and show off your status
      • Quests, events, and challenges to keep you entertained and rewarded
      • And much more!

    Shaded is also a cross-platform server, which means that you can play with both Java and Bedrock players. The server is updated regularly and has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to your feedback.

    But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself! Join Shaded today and discover a new way of playing Minecraft survival. All you need to do is copy and paste this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

    You can also visit our website, discord, and social media for more information and updates:

    We hope to see you soon on Shaded! <3

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CanopyMC

    CanopyMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    ★ The Canopy is a semi-vanilla SMP server, created through the merging of two prior SMP servers; Lasagn and BirbMC. We are on our fourth season, although server history goes back seven+ seasons.

    ★ We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord!

    ★ Features include:

      • Frequent player & staff run events! Join us for games like Thimble, Build contests, Sardines, Knockout, and much more.
      • A player driven economy with an active market located at Spawn.
      • QOL plugins that don’t impact the vanilla experience. We log blocks, theft and griefing through Coreprotect.
      • 24/7 Uptime via a professional server host (see our specs).
      • A Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time!
      • A live statistics tracking system called Stonkswhich allows you to see how you rank with other players.
      • An active and historied community! Check out a small album from our previous season here!

    Wanna join us? Checkout us on the server or in Discord

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Stinky SMP

    Stinky SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello, Redditors! Check out Stinky SMP! This is a 1.20.1 and updating server, with an emphasis on fair moderation (appeals, and punishment only for true rulebreaks), extreme longevity (absolutely NO resets, you could play here for years!) and welcoming inclusivity of all people and playstyles. Be you a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader or anything, you’ll find a place here. Any reason you can’t? Make a suggestion, we’ll look at it!

    GREAT PERFORMANCE!

    Our vanilla+ modpack with many optimisers ensures minimal client-side lag. Server-side, we have 16 gigs of ram + dedicated processor cores up to 4.8 GHz and featuring 4 vCores of a Ryzen 9 5950X CPU.

    WANT BLOODSHED? WANT PEACE AND LOVE? HAVE BOTH!

    The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where a continuously expanding 4k-radius area centred on spawn has claims, graves and disallows (unless with consent) griefing, killing and stealing. The Borderlands is much more resource-rich but allows griefing, killing and stealing and has no claims or graves. A big update is coming to the Borderlands, which adds lore centred on dead gods and adds a territory system where you can take over areas in the Borderlands for power and wealth.

    THE ORIGINS MOD!

    We have a very special mod, the [Origins](https://modrinth.com/mod/origins) mod! Along with the 9 base origins, we have roughly 55 custom origins, all carefully reviewed so that we can make sure each one is balanced, unique and well designed! You can even suggest custom origins, but it’ll have to be high quality. Of course, if you don’t like this mod, or don’t like your current origin, you can always pick Human or use your free two changes/craft an origin change.

    PLAYER-DRIVEN POLITICS!

    There’s many teams you can join, or even make yourself. Be it the anti-war neutral group Cafe 24, the Record Keepers with their huge document on all notable server events, the Samarian Rogue Brotherhood who worship a celestial they name Alsin, pursuing justice through following what they believe to be divine will at any cost, or the bigoted Aquatic Alliance, extremely Originist against ‘Terrestrioids’ and ‘Bathbombs’ and ruthless slave masters (not villagers! real players!), planning to flood the entire Borderlands.

    Server invite: https://discord.gg/fkgXwWfpta

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP