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BootyCraft: Big Butts Edition

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of your big booty causing you problems in everyday life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave your butt-related issues behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where having a large derriere is actually an advantage.

Imagine a land where your butt is your greatest weapon, where you can defeat enemies with a single cheek clap or build towering structures with the power of your glutes. Our server is a haven for those with ample assets, where you can truly shine and show off your impressive posterior prowess.

So why wait? Join us now and let your big booty lead you to victory in ways you never thought possible. Who knew that having a large butt could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a party bus on steroids! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – they had to defeat a giant chicken boss to claim their loot! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” disco party every Saturday night. Picture this: a group of creepers busting out their best dance moves to funky music while players cheer them on. It’s a blast, literally!

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The stakes are high, the adrenaline is pumping, and the trash talk is top-notch.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boyfriend, bride, December wedding, family, groom, guests, Invitation, love, Marriage, Minecraft, plus one, reddit, relationships, seating, Server, sister, track record, uninviting, Wedding, wedding photos, WeddingCraft, Winter 2024

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4503	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some juicy sisterly drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of the Winter 2024 bride and her pick-me sister. This server is filled with twists and turns, from stolen clothes to Dunkin’ dates, and everything in between.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of wedding invitations with reserved seats and the ultimate showdown over a plus one. Will the sister find a boyfriend in time for the wedding? Will she bring a random stranger to ruin the wedding photos? The suspense is killing us!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and witness the chaos unfold. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of drama in the virtual world? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

SisterJeansGriefers

body image, body shaming, clothing size, Communication, family dynamics, fashion, fitting room, Jeans, personal growth, puberty, self esteem, self-confidence, sensitivity, shopping, sibling rivalry, Sisterhood, SisterJeansGriefers, skinny jeans, teenage years, weight gain, weight loss

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6239
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in the land of blocky adventures, there was a player who stumbled upon our server. They were greeted by a magical unicorn riding a pig, who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness. Along the way, they battled evil creepers, built magnificent castles, and even rode on the backs of flying llamas!

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the most famous Minecraft YouTubers beg to join. Rumor has it that Notch himself, the creator of Minecraft, plays on our server in disguise, just to experience the sheer joy and excitement that it brings.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). 😉🎮🔥

LotteryLoser Minecraft Server

aspirations, Contentment, dreams, Fame, Financial Security, fortune, goals, Happiness, Lifestyle, Lottery, LotteryLoser, LUCK, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, possessions, satisfaction, Server, Stability, success, unchanged circumstances, wealth, winning

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9697	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4839	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

If you won the lottery, what would NOT change? Well, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server where winning the lottery is just the beginning of the craziness! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, ride on flying pigs as your mode of transportation, and battle against a horde of evil llamas trying to take over the server. And guess what? If you win the lottery in-game, you get to control a real-life unicorn for a day! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Double the Diamonds

budgeting, charity donations, debt repayment, diamonds, double, Doubled, education fund, emergency fund, extra income, Financial Planning, Financial Security, home improvements, Investments, Long-term goals, luxury purchases, retirement planning, salary, savings, self-care, shopping spree, travel

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Divine Spears Created:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5

If your salary was doubled, you could join our Minecraft server and finally afford that diamond-encrusted pickaxe you’ve been dreaming of! With your newfound wealth, you’ll be able to build the most epic castle in all of Minecraft land and hire a team of villagers to do your bidding. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples. So what are you waiting for? Double your salary, double your fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

BlackoutCraft – Light up your world!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Magic Items Found:	5803
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Votes:	7935
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

lol imagine if that happened on our server! u would be like “oh no my redstone contraption is broken cuz the whole country has no power” HAHAHAHA join our server for the most electrifying experience ever (literally) cuz we got all the redstone u could ever dream of! plus, our admins are like wizards who can fix anything with a flick of their wand (not really a wand but u get the point). so come join us and never worry about power outages again cuz we got ur back, fam!

PocketCalcCraft

Adaptability, Calculator, Classroom, digital age, education, educational tools, Future, learning, long-term skills, math skills, modern education, pocket calculator, PocketCalcCraft, reliance on technology, Smartphone, student preparedness, Students, teachers, teaching methods, Technology, traditional teaching

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, ever been on a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, welcome to our wacky world where anything goes and the only rule is to have a blast!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build a castle out of marshmallows, and ride a llama into the sunset while blasting “Eye of the Tiger” on repeat.

Forget about boring old calculators, here you’ll need to solve math problems by building giant equations out of diamond blocks. It’s like a brain workout and a dance party all in one!

So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe that one time a giant pink unicorn ate all the cake, but we don’t talk about that). See you there, adventurer!

LaserFusionCrafters

Advanced technology, approach, Breakthrough, clean energy, commercialization, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, energy production, future energy, green technology, innovation, laser fusion, LaserFusionCrafters, nuclear fusion, Positive, power generation, Renewable, sustainable, Sustainable development, Technology

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Animals Bred:	83	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	1679	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

yo, dis minecraft server be like a freakin’ laser show, but instead of boring ol’ lights, we got energy-positive laser fusion goin’ on! join dis server if you wanna be part of da coolest, most futuristic shiz ever in minecraft history.

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly, BOOM, a freakin’ laser beam shoots out and gives you all da diamonds you could ever dream of! and don’t even get me started on da mobs, we got laser-powered creepers that explode in glitter instead of destruction.

so come on down to dis server and be part of da laser fusion revolution! who needs redstone when you got freakin’ lasers, amirite?

ForgiveCraft Minecraft Server

ForgiveCraft, forgiveness, inner happiness, letting go of the past, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self esteem, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-transformation, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Are you tired of feeling down and letting people down all the time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all your worries and become the best version of yourself! Join us and grind away until you reach your full potential and show the world the amazing person you truly are. Don’t isolate yourself, join our community and let us help you on your journey to inner happiness. Who knew that all it took was playing Minecraft to become the best version of yourself? So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your transformation today!

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Elden Ring crossover!

Join us for epic adventures in the Lands Between where 80% of the love stories involve a Carian edition. That’s right, romance is in the air and you never know when you might find your soulmate riding on the back of a majestic Carian.

But that’s not all! We have the latest patches straight from Bandai Namco, character planners to help you build the ultimate warrior, and an interactive map to guide you on your quest. Plus, our group password is so secret, even the Elden Ring itself doesn’t know it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary 482663293 hidden somewhere in the Lands Between.