No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server

Allowed, attractiveness, Behavior, Body language, body odor, Communication, Confidence, friendship, Girls, hygiene, Loneliness, Minecraft, personal grooming, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self-perception, Server, Sitting, social cues, Social Interaction, Social Skills

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	4366
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Void Gems Collected:	35	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of being friend-zoned in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that girls will be flocking to sit next to you because our server is infused with a special scent that attracts them like bees to honey. And as for being nice, well, let’s just say our players have been known to break out into spontaneous acts of kindness like building heart-shaped houses and giving out free diamonds. So come join us and watch as your popularity skyrockets faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!”

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

Auditorium, Cinema, comfort, Entertainment, film, inquiry, Kinomax, location, Minecraft, movie experience., movie theater, query, question.., seating arrangement, SEATS, Showtime, Sitting, smp, Theater, ticket booking, viewing experience, where are you?

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Villages Defended:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crops Grown:	8862	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

NoMoreSittingBackPain

back muscles, back pain, Chronic pain, daily sitting, Exercise, Glucose metabolism, health, IMPROVEMENTS, muscle composition, NoMoreSittingBackPain, pain relief, physical activity, Posture, Prevent, Reduce, Relieve, sedentary lifestyle, Sitting, spinal alignment, spinal health, wellness

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

haha u ever get back pain from sitting too much? well dis server is da cure u need! join now and ur back pain will magically disappear like a fart in da wind. our magical minecraft land is filled with unicorns and rainbows dat will make ur back feel like a fluffy cloud. forget about muscles and glucose, just come and have fun with us. join now and say bye bye to ur back pain, cuz we got da cure for u!

NoSisNoMinecraftServer

alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, Couch, Drunk, exclusion, family, Friend, Girlfriend, heavy, NoSisNoMinecraftServer, overreacting, personal space, relationships, sibling, sister, Sitting, social etiquette, tipsy, UNCOMFORTABLE, visitation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	199
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister after a few beers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your drunk sister would feel right at home.

Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?

But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!

Invictus: Where incompetence thrives and creepers reign supreme in version 1.21.1!

1.21.1, alcohol, Bedrock compatibility, Brewery, Chairs, Community Events, CREEPERS, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, Discord, hard difficulty, Incompetence, Invictus, java, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, PvE, Reign, Semi Vanilla, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, Sitting, smp, SUPREME, Thrives, vanilla tweaks, Version, Viewable Dynmap

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ores Mined:	9400	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mines Excavated:	2265	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Server Name	Invictus SMP ⛏️
Founded	2020
Discord Members	180+
World Reset	Every 6 months
Server Type	Public
Season	9th season (fresh new world)
Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord Invite	Discord Invite Link
Difficulty	Hard
Compatibility	Bedrock
Plugin Pack	Custom
Uptime	99.99%
Dynmap	Viewable (coming soon)

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the server IP invictus.r2f.co and bedrock port 25591.

2. Is the server open to everyone?

Yes, the server is public and welcomes anyone and everyone to join the community.

3. How often does the world reset?

The world resets every 6 months or so, with a fresh new world for each season.

4. Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers various features such as custom plugins, vanilla tweaks, community events, player shops, lockable chests, shooting stars, chairs & sitting, and much more.

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link here.

6. Can I participate in server lore events?

Yes, there is a server lore channel where players can engage with the lore and participate in related events.

7. What is the server’s uptime?

The server has a dedicated host with a 99.99% uptime guarantee.

8. Will there be a viewable Dynmap available?

Yes, a viewable Dynmap feature is planned to be added soon to the server.

Habibi’s Fun Minecraft Server

come on, come on daily face sitting, come on habibi, come on reaction, Daily, daily face, daily face sitting, daily routine, face, face sitting, Fun, habibi, habibi face sitting, habibi time, Habibis, Minecraft, reaction, reaction face sitting, reaction time, Server, Sitting, Time, time for face sitting

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where every player gets a daily face sitting session from our friendly admin, Habibi! That’s right, get your daily dose of face sitting while you build, explore, and survive in our wacky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so kinky? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

⛏️Sunrise MC⛏️ The only server where you can fight for a FREE Map Art while sitting on a Custom Enchant Sofa!

amazing, art, brand new, Custom, cutom, Discord, Enchant, Features, Fight, free, IP above, Join, Journey, looking, Map, Plenty, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sitting, smp, Sofa, Start, sunrise

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	2888
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	Sunrise.mc.gg

Looking to join a BRAND NEW smp server with plenty of custom features such as:

Custom Items
Custom Enchants
Furniture
FREE Map Art
PVP

Join the IP above to start your amazing journey!

Discord: https://discord.com/channels/1265838914665578577/1265839560521158737

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by using the IP address provided above in your Minecraft client.
What kind of custom items are available?	There are various custom items available in the server, including weapons, tools, and armor.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled for players who enjoy competitive gameplay.
Can I build furniture in the game?	Yes, you can build furniture using the custom furniture options provided by the server.

ekr!smp: The only place where creepers have social anxiety, sheep are fashionistas, and zombies have unionized

anxiety, BUILD, Chill, commands, Communication, CREEPERS, Discord, ekrsmp, fashionistas, form, Friends, Fun, International, Join, Language, Multilingual, Place, Practice, Private, Roleplay, Seasons, Server, Sheep, Sitting, smp, Social, SURVIVE, unionized, Whitelist, zombies

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Towns Built:	7

ekr!smp <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/funkycraft-server-where-f-listers-unite/">Minecraft Server</a>

ekr!smp Minecraft Server

Overview:

ekr!smp is a small, private, international Minecraft SMP server. We focus on providing a simple and chill gaming experience for our players. Here are some key features:

Features
Premium plugin that adds beautiful season changes into the game
PlasmoVoice mod for easy communication
Utilities like sitting on stairs, /sit, /lay commands and night skips
No griefing and killing without consent – we are a very chill SMP!

Server is multilingual, so that could be a great opportunity to learn a new language or practice your speaking skills. Survive, create beautiful builds, roleplay, communicate, make new friends and just have fun!

How to join:

To join, please join our Discord server and fill out a form to get whitelisted: https://discord.gg/8jYrgKNaFr

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I’m not a premium Minecraft player?	Yes, our server is open to both premium and non-premium players.
Are there any age restrictions to join the server?	No, players of all ages are welcome to join our server.
How often are the season changes in the game?	The season changes occur periodically, adding variety to the gameplay experience.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed, but only with the consent of the other player to ensure a friendly gaming environment.

ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

TechChairCraft Minecraft Server

Chairs, comfort, comparison, decision, Durability, ergonomic, Furniture, Leap V1, Minecraft, office, Posture, price, programming, Quality, refurbished, Series 2, Server, Sitting, Steelcase.., Stools, TechChairCraft, Technology, V2 arms

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	571	Crops Grown:	9378
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Are you tired of sitting on boring old chairs while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers the most epic chairs in the virtual world! Join us and experience the comfort of a Leap V1 chair with upgraded v2 arms, or immerse yourself in the luxury of a Series 2 stool.

But wait, there’s more! Our chairs are not just for sitting, they come with magical powers that will enhance your gaming experience. The Leap V1 chair will give you super speed while the Series 2 stool will make you invincible in battles.

So why settle for a regular chair when you can have a gaming throne that will take you to victory? Join our server now and let the chair wars begin!

Tea SMP: Where Making Tea is Harder Than PvP

active community, Adventure, Community Events, Custom Items, Custom Plugins, daily events, discord server, epic challenges, Fight, friendly members, fun server, Harder, join now, lifesteal plugin, making, minecraft server, multiplayer, Player vs environment, PvP, Quality-of-life plugins, server ip, smp, Survival, SURVIVE, tea

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Tea SMP Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Items	Unique items created specifically for Tea SMP server.
	Engage in daily events and participate in epic challenges.
Active Community & Friendly Members	Join a vibrant community of friendly players.
Quality Of Life Plugins	Enhance your gameplay experience with plugins aimed at improving quality of life.
LifeSteal Plugin	Fight and survive using the LifeSteal plugin.

🔗 Join Tea SMP Server

🔗 Tea SMP Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the server?

You can join the Tea SMP server by entering the IP address: 144.217.49.130:25677 in your Minecraft client.

Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, Tea SMP offers custom items that are unique to the server.

What kind of events and challenges can I expect?

Tea SMP hosts daily events and epic challenges for players to participate in and enjoy.

Is there a Discord server for Tea SMP?

Yes, Tea SMP has a Discord server where players can stay connected, chat, and participate in community discussions.

Blocky Bratwurst Minecraft Server

arbeit an sich selbst, blocky, bratwurst, deutsch, deutsche sprache, entschuldigung, fehler, gadsenmädschenausgabe, korrektur, lange ausgabentext, lernen, lesen, literatur, Minecraft, namen, sanner, Schreiben, Server, Sprache, textanalyse, textinterpretation, verbessern, vergessene namen, verzeihung

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic adventures with gadsenmädschenausgabe, sanner, and a bunch of other players whose names are so forgettable, you’ll never remember them anyway.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, gadsenmädschenausgabe rode into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a diamond sword that shot out rainbows. Sanner built a castle made entirely out of cake, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing top hats. And as for the other players, let’s just say they’re so skilled at Minecraft, they can build a functioning rocket ship in under five minutes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. And don’t worry about the long server description, we’ll work on keeping it short and sweet. See you in the game!

Beef Hype Minecraft SMP

attention seeking, attention-grabbing, Beef, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, fake beef, feud, gossip, hype, hyping up, manufactured conflict, Marketing, Minecraft, Movie, Promotion, publicity stunt, Rivalry, sensationalism, smp, social media, speculation, viral

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	8320
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Animals Bred:	60

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate drama-filled experience! Our players are constantly starting fake beef with each other just to keep things interesting. Who knows, maybe you’ll witness a heated argument over who has the best pet pig or who built the ugliest house. It’s all in good fun…we think. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our server!

Dad’s Copycat Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, blended families, Communication, copycat, Dads, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, Honesty, Infidelity, letter writing, Loss, love, Manipulation, Minecraft, parent-child relationships, possessiveness, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Animals Bred:	110	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience family secrets, betrayal, and heartbreak, just like in this crazy story.

Need a break from the usual Minecraft gameplay? Join us and navigate through the tangled web of lies and deceit, just like the protagonist in this wild tale. Who needs boring old quests and building when you can uncover family drama and scandal instead?

Join now and discover if you’re the real monster in this twisted family dynamic. Will you choose to share the letter and ease the pain of your half siblings, or will you stand your ground and keep the truth hidden? The choice is yours on our server – where drama reigns supreme!

NeighborlyNoMore

Allergy, Boundaries, concern, Conflict, EyeSight, family, health, husband, investigation, mistreatment, NeighborlyNoMore, neighbours, overreacted, parenting, pecan pie, police officer, reading, Safety, sibling, Sleep, visitation

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as nosy as your mom’s new neighbors? Look no further! Join our server for some epic drama and detective work!

Reasons to join: 1. We have a secret neighborhood watch program where players can spy on each other and report suspicious behavior. 2. Our mini-games include “Pecan Pie Wars” where players can battle it out with delicious baked goods. 3. Explore our custom-built houses and see if you can find any hidden secrets or clues. 4. Join our “Helmet Fitting Quest” where players must find the perfect helmet for a tiny virtual child. 5. Get involved in our “Lights Out Challenge” where players must turn off all lights in their virtual homes by 11PM or face the consequences.

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, no pecan pies allowed.

SandwichCraft SMP: Bread, Cheese, and Diamonds

Bread, Cheese, Choices, condiments, creativity, diamonds, Filling, flavor, Food, imagination, ingredients, introspection, Layers, Life, metaphor, Personal, Reflection, sandwich, SandwichCraft, satisfaction, Self Discovery, smp, Taste, Unique

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you want to be part of a community where every block tells a tale and every creeper has a backstory.

Our server is like a sandwich with all the fixings – from towering castles made of diamond blocks to secret underground lairs filled with treasure. And just like a sandwich, you never know what unexpected surprises you’ll find inside!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests, like the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Or the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers and had to build a giant wall to keep them out.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and add your own unique flavor to our crazy sandwich of a world. Who knows, you might just find that the best part of the sandwich was the friends we made along the way.

TeenageMineCrafters

adolescence, growing up, high school, teenage achievements, teenage behavior, teenage challenges, teenage dreams, teenage emotions, teenage experiences, teenage friendships, teenage identity, teenage insecurities, teenage memories, teenage milestones, teenage mistakes, teenage rebellion, teenage self-discovery, teenage struggles, teenage years, TeenageMineCrafters, teenager

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of being a boring adult with responsibilities and bills to pay? Well, come join our Minecraft server and relive your teenage years in all their cringey glory! We’ve got virtual high schools where you can gossip with your pixelated friends, virtual malls where you can blow all your virtual money on pixelated clothes, and virtual parents who nag you to clean up your virtual room. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual acne cream to make your virtual skin as realistic as possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and never grow up again!

JasperCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Beautiful, beauty, Biodiversity, conservation, ecosystem, Emergence, Environment, growth, Jasper National Park, JasperCraft, landscape, Minecraft, natural beauty., Nature, New forest, opportunities, preservation, Protection, Regeneration, REJUVENATION, Server, Wilderness

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Potions Brewed:	172
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

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Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Votes:	9625
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	5127
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

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