(Sittin’ On) The Dock of the Bay Minecraft Servers

WeddingWheelsNoDeals

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, Etiquette, family, in-laws, personal boundaries, personal vehicle, relationships, stress, SUV, Transportation, turo, vehicle ownership, vehicle rental, Wedding, wedding day, wedding guests, wedding planning, WeddingWheelsNoDeals

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Crops Grown:	7339
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of in-laws trying to steal your ride for your own wedding? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted guests borrowing your SUV. Plus, we have a special feature where you can summon a fleet of rental cars or even a magical Turo vehicle to transport you and your guests in style.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and say goodbye to wedding vehicle woes. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama!

FlawlessSOacceptor – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Commitment, Communication, compassion, compromise, Empathy, FlawlessSOacceptor, flaws, forgiveness, growth, imperfections, love, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, smp, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2909
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some real entertainment!

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with crazy characters and even crazier situations. From building epic structures to surviving intense PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our community is like no other. We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see for yourself why our Minecraft SMP is the most epic server around. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!

NopeCraft

10. Instant regret, 11. Unsuccessful try, 12. Disappointing experience, 13. Quick realization, 14. Instant dislike, 15. Immediate aversion, 16. Tried and disliked, 17. Instant turn-off, 18. Not my cup of tea, 19. Quick rejection, 2. Instant dislike, 20. Failed experiment, 3. One-time trial, 4. Failed attempt, 5. Disastrous experience, 6. Regretful decision, 7. Hated it, 8. Never again, 9. Not my thing, NopeCraft, not for me

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	9826
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig? No? Well, then you haven’t experienced the thrill of our Minecraft server! We offer the most extreme and outrageous adventures you can imagine.

Join us if you want to battle zombie chickens, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a rollercoaster through the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

CraftyPolishJets Minecraft Server

air activity, airspace, Conflict, CraftyPolishJets, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Eastern European politics, european union, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military deployment, Minecraft, nato, Poland, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even poland is sending fighter jets to check it out! we got russian air activity, explosions, and chaos galore. if you want a wild ride, join us now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even spot a flying pig or two! the only thing missing is YOU, so come on and join the fun!

CraftyConflictPutin

Conflict, CraftyConflictPutin, CRUDE OIL, Diplomacy, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global trade, India, international relations, military conflict, political accusations, putin, russia, sanctions, Trade, Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, War Economy, Zelensky

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8932
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz putin doesnt respect u like seriously bro u need to show him who’s boss by playing on our server and building the biggest, baddest castle ever like zelensky said india is helping russia’s war economy but not on our server cuz we only support peace love and blocky adventures so come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the virtual world broooo #minecraft4life #putinsucks #buildthatcastle

AmazonTreePocalypse2050

2050s, Amazon, amazon rainforest, AmazonTreePocalypse2050, Biodiversity loss, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon tipping point, climate change, conservation efforts, Deforestation, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, environmental impact, forest degradation, forest management, global warming, sustainable forestry, tree health, Tree mortality

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crops Grown:	2501	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR THE AMAZON TREES WILL DIE AND CARBON WILL TIP OVER LIKE A DRUNK DUDE ON A UNICYCLE BY 2050s HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SAVE THE TREES BY BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE AND PLANTING VIRTUAL TREES. ONLY ON THIS SERVER CAN YOU SAVE THE AMAZON WITH YOUR BLOCKY SKILLS. ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT OF ITS EYES. TRUE STORY BRO. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE CARBON TIPS OVER AND WE ALL TURN INTO TOAST. #SAVETHETREES #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES 😂🌲🔥🚀

The Definitely NOT Haunted Pleasant Lands MODDED SMP Server of Fun

Apeothosis, Aquaculture, blocks, Dungeons, eidolon, Empire, enemies, Exploration, farmers delight, FRONTIERS, Fun, Haunted, ice and fire, IDAS, Items, Lands, Medieval, Modded, Other, Playerbase, pleasant, retro tech, rules, Server, smp, Spelunkery, Vanilla structures, world generation

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Uptime	24/7
RAM	6 GB
Custom Modpack	Updates in progress

Server Modpack Details

The modpack used is highly centered around exploration, and expanding upon base-game Minecraft while adding tons of medieval, fantasy, and retro-tech themed content. Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, Spelunkery, and IDAS are just a handful of the mods run on the server.

Features

The pack vastly improves Vanilla structures, has awe-inspiring new world generation, and adds breathtaking new dungeons, making it easy to get immersed in this strange, perilous world. With over 175+ mods, which add a plethora of new blocks, items, and enemies, there is nearly endless offerings of things to do.

Playerbase

Most players are ages 14-25, with the server owner being 18. Anyone is welcome to join as long as they can follow the rules!

Discord

Interested in joining? Head to our discord to get started: https://discord.gg/sHKJBWbyEc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, and more are included.
Is the server active and updated regularly?	Yes, the server is active 24/7 and updates to the modpack are in progress.
Can players create their own factions or empires?	Yes, players have the freedom to create their own factions, empires, or progress individually.
What is the age range of players on the server?	Most players are between the ages of 14-25.

Crafty Loli Server

Aesthetic, Anime, art, controversial, Crafty, cum in mouth, cute, ecchi, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, hentai, japanese, Kawaii, Loli, Lolicon, Manga, NSFW, Roleplay, Server, taboo, Thread

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Potions Brewed:	82
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event called “Loli ThreadCum in Mouth Edition” where players have to collect as many lollipops as possible and try to avoid getting their mouths filled with… you guessed it, threadcum! It’s a sticky situation, but oh so hilarious!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Loli Queen, who rules over the land with her army of cute but deadly lolis. Join her army and conquer the Minecraft world with kawaii power!

3. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can challenge the infamous Loli Witch and her army of flying cats. Defeat her and claim the rarest loot in the game, including magical cat ears and rainbow wands!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a towel for the threadcum.

””CyberCraft: Android SMP Hacking””

Android, Android hacking, cybercraft, data recovery, HACKING, phone backup, phone data backup, phone data backup software, phone data dump, phone data extraction, phone data recovery, phone data recovery app, phone data recovery service, phone data recovery software, phone data recovery tools, phone data retrieval, phone data transfer, phone screen repair, phone screen replacement, remote data access, screen replacement, smp, touch screen not working

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses comes running by, followed by a pack of creepers riding on pigs. And that’s just a normal day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a hidden underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your virtual life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to hack your own phone while you’re at it. Just kidding…unless?

DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol poisoning, belligerent, bill, black vomit, consequences, crying, Decision making, Drinking, drunk friend, DrunkMedic, friendship, Help, Hospital, incoherent, medic, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, screaming, Server, Uber, vomiting

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Animals Bred:	172
Void Gems Collected:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!