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Lonely at Work Minecraft Server

ai, AI Chatbot, Artificial Intelligence, Assistance, chatbot sites, feeling, free, Help, Interactive, lonely, lonely at work, Minecraft, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server, Sites, suggestion, Support, Technology, virtual, work

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Are you tired of talking to boring old AI chatbots? Do you crave some virtual companionship that will make you LOL? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our AI chatbots are programmed to crack jokes, tell funny stories, and even engage in epic roleplaying adventures with you. Join us and never feel lonely again – unless you count all the zombies and creepers trying to take you down in the game! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!

CreeperInvasion Minecraft Server

armed conflict, border security, CounterTerrorism, covert raid, CreeperInvasion, defense forces, hezbollah, idf, intelligence, Invasion, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, national defense, Oct 7, security threat, Server, Sites, special forces, Surveillance, Terrorism

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you a little secret… IDF just revealed that Hezbollah was planning to invade our server en masse on October 7th! But guess what? We already raided 1,000 of their secret sites in Minecraft! Join us now to be part of this insane battle and show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and a secret base full of enchanted weapons! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mambo Craft

Discord, Economy, exclusive, Fun, improve, Join, Loyal, Mambo Craft, Mambo Store, minecraft server, Players, Plugin, Prizes, PvP, Raiding, Server, Sites, Store, Survival, Vote, vote plugin

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Hello everyone! Welcome to Mambo Craft, your favorite Minecraft server! We have a super vote plugin that allows you to vote for our server on different sites and win great prizes! Every vote of yours helps us improve the server and bring even more fun to you, our loyal players. Join today, vote and enjoy exclusive prizes waiting just for you!

Discord: https://discord.gg/7Ny7Qfyvtw Store: https://mambo-store.craftingstore.net

109.199.121.53:4001

CraftyMines: The Ultimate Blocky Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics and hilarious pranks.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why waste your time on those boring old servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, zany world? Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Squad Goals

Back to school sale, Cheap, China, chink shit, creeper, csg, Deals, DISCOUNTS, earbuds, emulation device, Gadgets, goals, Guide, headphones, hhg, iem, installgentoo wiki, Mergeboss links, Minecraft, Sites, Smartphone, smp, spg, squad, Technology, vr

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Farms Harvested:	341	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is as cheap and questionable as the chink shit you find online! Join us for our back to school sale edition, where we discuss all the sketchy products you can get your hands on.

Looking for a new guide? Check out our Work In Progress guide that will have you navigating the world of cheap chink shit like a pro. Need some advice on what headphones or earbuds to buy? Head over to /g/iemg for some hilarious recommendations.

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane mergeboss links where you can click three times and post your own questionable purchase. Want a cheap smartphone? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, head over to /vr/hhg for some wild suggestions.

Join us on this wild ride of cheap products and outrageous stories. Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? Just remember, everything is from China – but that just adds to the excitement, right?

KosherCraft: Bus Burner & Graffiti Gang

anti-Israel, anti-Semitic, ATTACKED, Burned, Burner, bus, Community, discrimination, Gang, Graffiti, hate crime, incidents, intolerance, investigation, Jewish, KosherCraft, Police, Religious, school bus, SECURITY, Sites, Toronto, Toronto News, Vandalism

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

hey u guys, come join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the chaos of toronto but in a hilarious way! u can burn school buses and spray anti-israel graffiti everywhere! it’s like real life but FUNNIER! join now for a wild time and see if u can survive the craziness of our server! 😂🔥🇮🇱 #minecraftmadness #torontotrouble

Shop for ore OmletArcade Minecraft server

banner, Closing, crash, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Monitoring, Old Days, OmletArcade, ore, Play, Server, Shop, Sites, Storage, year old

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

This server was built during the time of OmletArcade, it is already more than a year old and I decided to put it on various monitoring sites, unfortunately it may crash, if this happens I will have to close this server, but for now you can play on it and remember the old days of OmletArcade

176.9.178.199:26111

Blocky Ghetto Shootout

black communities, blocky, community empowerment, Community safety, Crime Prevention, criminal justice reform, ghetto, gun control, Gun Violence, homicide rates, minority communities, Public Safety, racial disparities, racial inequality, racial justice, racial profiling, shootout, social inequality, socioeconomic status, systemic racism, Urban violence, Violence prevention

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight gun homicides with diamond swords and enchanted armor! our community is so tight-knit, we treat each other like family and protect each other from creepers and griefers.

we have the most lit events, like a weekly dance party in the nether, where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick skins.

plus, our server is so exclusive, even herobrine himself tried to join but we said nah fam, you gotta earn your spot like everyone else.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and crazy as a creeper explosion, then come join us and let’s take down gun violence one block at a time!

Minecraft Server: /lolg/ – Laugh Out Loud Gaming

15 year anniversary, Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, anniversary, Builds, COSPLAY, Cosplayer Neeko, esports, Esports Fan Trundle, Gaming, gragas, LAUGH, league of legends, lolg, loud, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music, Music Fan Gragas, neeko, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Server, Sivir, trundle

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1275
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for our 15 Year Anniversary celebration where we have Music Fan Gragas throwing epic parties, Cosplayer Neeko showing off her amazing costumes, Esports Fan Trundle cheering on every player, and Ann-Sivir-sary giving out free skins like it’s nobody’s business!

But that’s not all! Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs and rainbow unicorns to the game. And don’t even get me started on the PBE Patch Notes – we’re introducing a new dimension where you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas!

Need some inspiration for your builds? Check out our account stats and model viewer to see the most epic creations on our server. And if you need some guidance, our OP pastebin has all the tips and tricks you need to dominate the game.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, aggravated, ANNOYED, Disgruntled, done, exasperated, exhausted, fed up, finished, Frustrated, I’M, irritated, Minecraft, over it, perturbed, sick, sick of, smp, tired, Vexed, Weary, weary of

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	998	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

AuntieSlayin’Craft

aunt-niece relationship, AuntieSlayinCraft, childhood development, children’s behavior, discipline, Empathy, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Values, Moral values, parenting, parenting challenges, school friendships, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, social etiquette, Social Skills, standing up for friends, teaching empathy, teaching respect

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	New Chunks Explored:	295112
Dragon Eggs Found:	6108	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Are you tired of judgmental adults who can’t handle being called out by a 5-year-old? Then join our Minecraft server, where kids rule and adults drool! Our server is a safe space for all, where even the youngest players can stand up to the haters.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that stands up for what’s right. Who needs adults when you have a squad of fearless 5-year-olds ready to take on the world? So come on, join us and show those judgy adults who’s boss!

FearlessCraft SMP

conquering fear, courage, facing fears, fear, fear management, fear of change, fear of death, fear of failure, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of the unknown, FearlessCraft, fearlessness, inner strength, mental strength, overcoming fear, personal growth, resilience, self improvement, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because on our server, you’ll have to overcome the fear of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers! Yes, you heard that right. These fearless fowl will stop at nothing to take you down and steal all your loot. But don’t worry, once you conquer this fear, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days. So come join us and show those zombie chickens who’s boss!

CraftyMorningFun

Breakfast, coffee, CraftyMorningFun, early riser, energized, Exercise, favorite morning activities, fresh start, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mindfulness, morning rituals, morning routine, Peaceful, positive start, productive day, self-care, start the day right, sunrise

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds? Or maybe you prefer to tame a herd of wild pigs before breakfast? Well, whatever your morning routine may be, our Minecraft server has got you covered with all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us for a world where creepers are actually friendly and trade you rare items for hugs. Build a castle made entirely out of cake and watch as villagers flock to your sugary fortress. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your wildest dreams, come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse

CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse, Crisis, emergency, evacuation, Government, iran, Iran news, leader, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Precaution, precautionary measures, Protection, Relocation, Report, Safety, safety protocol, SECURITY, security measures, supreme leader

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

OMG U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER WAS PLAYIN AND HE HAD TO MOVE TO SAFETY CUZ HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE EPICNESS! LIKE, THE CREEPERS WERE LITERALLY BOWING DOWN TO HIM, BUT HE WAS LIKE “NAH, I CAN’T HANDLE DIS, I’M OUT!” SO IF U WANNA BE MORE EPIC THAN IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U FIND THE SECRET DIAMOND MINE, U CAN SUMMON A HERD OF LLAMAS TO RIDE INTO BATTLE! YEAH, LLAMAS, NOT HORSES, LLAMAS! SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY LLAMA RIDER!

Atoq’s Vanilla Adventure: Where even the creepers prefer their vanilla flavor!

Adventure, Atoqs, CREEPERS, events polls application community staff voice chat art music maker lore custom origins beliefs private server modded content creator Java Discord SMP 1.5+ years old active whitelist, flavor, prefer, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crops Grown:	3216	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Age	1.5+ years old
Events and Polls	Regular events and polls
Whitelist	Application required for access
Community	Active community and staff
Mods	In-game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Rich storyline and lore
Java Version	v1.19.3
Custom Origins	Unique origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need to be a content creator to join?

No, being a content creator is not a requirement, but the server is tailored towards content creators.

How can I apply for whitelist?

You can apply for whitelist through our Discord server by filling out the application form.

What kind of events are hosted on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, PvP battles, treasure hunts, and more.

Can I suggest new mods or features for the server?

Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members and regularly consider adding new mods or features based on feedback.

Hiro’s Minecraft Server – The Destroyer

Bigotry, consequences, cyber attack, Destroyed, destroyer, discrimination, gook, harmful behavior, Hate Speech, Hiro, Hiros, intolerance, Minecraft, miserable death, negative impact, offensive language, online vandalism, racism, Server, Site, slant eyed, unethical actions, violence, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Potions Brewed:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with hiro the slant eyed gook ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and help us defeat this evil villain once and for all! With epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to save the Minecraft world from destruction, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun. Plus, rumor has it that hiro the slant eyed gook drops rare loot when defeated – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show him who’s boss!

Naruto’s Minecraft SMP Village

action, Adventure, Anime, canon, Characters, Epic battles, japanese, long-running, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Naruto, Narutos, ninja, ninja world, Plot, Popular, Read, series, Shinobi, shonen jump, smp, Storyline, Village

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Towns Built:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers trying to ruin the fun. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors.

2. The spawn point is actually a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there!

3. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have decided to join in on the fun. Don’t worry, they promise not to blow up your builds… most of the time.

4. Want to become a Minecraft millionaire? Well, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Good luck finding it before someone else does!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft world. Just remember, this is canon and you will read it.