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Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

character profiles, chat client, Drama, Eicon search tool, emotional beats, erotic roleplaying, F-List, fetishes, Fluffy, Gang, group forums, kinks, Llama, Minecraft, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, roleplayers, site advertising, site critique., site drama, site gossip, smp, webchat

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the true essence of creativity and roleplaying! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and of course, EXTRA BIG TITS!

Our server is like no other, where you can unleash your wildest fantasies and create the most outrageous characters. From building epic structures to engaging in intense roleplay, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that is as kink-filled and depraved as ours? We have more drama than a soap opera and more kinks than you can shake a stick at. So, if you’re looking for a place to let loose and explore your wildest desires, look no further!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us on our server and let the chaos begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our world of madness and mayhem!

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

banter, blocky, blue ideal, character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, fetishes, filtered ads, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, pink ideal, profile image search, purple ideal, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site critique., site drama, site gossip, smp, third party chat client, webchat

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Potions Brewed:	152	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

F-ListCraft Minecraft Server

character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FListCraft, Forums, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, non-humanoid characters, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, Server, site drama, site gossip, third party chat client, webchat

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the term “building relationships” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

Our server is like no other, with a webchat for textual roleplaying that will have you crafting steamy stories with like-minded players in no time. Need a break from mining and crafting? Hop into our group forums to discuss all things naughty and nice.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Eye of Gyatthulu, a mythical creature that roams the lands in search of roleplayers brave enough to take on its challenges. Will you be the one to tame this beast and claim its treasures?

So grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on a journey through a world of fantasy, fun, and F-list shenanigans. Who knows what adventures await you in our pixelated paradise?

FunkyCraft Server – Where F-Listers Unite!

character profiles, chat client, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, fetishes, flg, FListers, FunkyCraft, group forums, kinks, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, Server, site drama, site gossip, third party chat client, unite, webchat

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Ores Mined:	9189
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dead girls are tighter… wait, what? Join us for some outrageous roleplaying adventures in a world filled with kinks and depravity that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as twisted and creative as you are? Need feedback on your character profile? We got you covered. Want to gossip about site drama? We’re all ears. Looking for like-minded partners to explore your deepest, darkest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got it all.

So come on, grab your diamond sword and saddle up your pig, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that just adds to the excitement, right? Join us today and see why our players keep coming back for more, even if their /c has done some questionable things in the past.

MineFList – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Character development, character profiles, Erotic Roleplay, F-List community, fetishes, group forums, kinks, Minecraft, MineFList, profile critique, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, Roleplay scenes, Roleplaying, scene planning, Server, site advertising, site drama, site gossip, site statistics, third party chat client, Ultimate, webchat

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old building and mining? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for some tactical post-based RP where you can create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that you’ll never be able to memorize all the crazy things that happen here. From roleplay logs to site drama gossip, we’ve got it all. Plus, our community pastebin is filled with hilarious stories and our census results will have you laughing for days.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even find your new favorite roleplay partner. Just be prepared to put in some serious planning and set-up for the scenes you play – this server is not for the faint of heart!

HeartBleedsCraft

compassion, Conflict Resolution, dialogue, diplomatic conversation, Empathy, Global Issues, heart bleeds, HeartBleedsCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, innocent children, international relations, Killed, modi, Peace, political leaders, putin, sorrow, Tragedy, violence, War, world leaders

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3055	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Towns Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens. like, modi and putin were playin on here and they were like, “yo, this server is lit, we gotta tell everyone.” and then they were all like, “our hearts bleed for the innocent children killed by those evil griefers.” so like, if you wanna be a hero and save the world from evil chickens, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, destiny calling your name, bro.

FameCraft: ReincarnateCelebs

Actresses, AI advancements, Artificial Intelligence, Celebrities, digital transformation, entertainment industry, ethical implications, faces, facial recognition, Famecraft, film industry, Future, Hollywood, innovation, MONEY, Popularity, recycling, ReincarnateCelebs, superstar actors, Technology, voice cloning, VOICES

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Farms Harvested:	935	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

yo, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can rap like eminem and chickens that lay golden eggs. plus, our cows can break dance better than michael jackson.

we also got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the wildest parties with disco balls made of diamonds and music that makes your ears bleed rainbows.

oh, and did i mention we have a dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PlanktonPlasticEatersMC

#sustainability, ambient temperature, biodegradation, demonstration, eco-friendly, Environmental Science, innovative technology, ISPRA laboratories, Italian laboratory, marine environment, marine life, metabolism, microorganisms, PLANKTON, PlanktonPlasticEatersMC, Plastics, Pollution, Rearing, recycling, research, waste management

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4469	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the plankton actually EATS the plastic in the ocean? Well, guess what? Our server has a secret Italian laboratory where they breed super-powered plankton that can chomp down on plastic like it’s nobody’s business!

Imagine swimming in the ocean and seeing all the plastic disappear before your very eyes, thanks to our amazing plankton pals. And get this, they do it all at room temperature! No need for fancy equipment or crazy science experiments, just good old-fashioned plankton power.

So come join our server and witness the magic of plastic-eating plankton for yourself. Who needs boring old servers when you can be part of this wild and wacky adventure? Join now and help save the ocean, one plastic snack at a time!

Revolting SMP – Where Vanilla is Only Half Baked!

Adventure, baked, bedrock edition, Builder, Community, Computer, console, Economy, Explorer, java edition, Minecraft, mobile, PC, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, revolting, Server, Shop, smp, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Towns Built:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

🌟 Revolution SMP 🌟

Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into the world of Revolution SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

Features:

✨ Custom Enchants: Discover unique enchantments that enhance your gameplay experience.

🛡️ Grief Prevention: Build and explore with peace of mind knowing your creations are protected.

🚫 Anti Pay-to-Win: Enjoy fair and balanced gameplay where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.

💼 Jobs: Earn rewards by taking on various jobs and tasks within the server.

🏪 Player Shops: Set up your own shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.

🗺️ Quests: Embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.

🔧 And A Lot More: Experience a multitude of plugins that add depth and fun to your adventures.

Why Choose Us?

Community Focused: Our server thrives on player feedback and community involvement.

Friendly Environment: Join a welcoming community where players support and help each other.

Constant Updates: Enjoy new content and improvements with regular updates based on player suggestions.

Balanced Economy: Engage in a fair and dynamic economy system where everyone has a chance to succeed.

24/7 Uptime: Our server is online around the clock, so you can play whenever you want.

How To Join – Java Edition! (Computer/PC) Steps to Follow: Launch Minecraft Click “Multiplayer” Click “Add Server” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition! (Mobile/Console) Steps to Follow: In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab Click “Add Friend” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive) Click “Add Friend” After a few seconds, you will see Revolutions SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can use the Grief Prevention feature on our server to protect your creations.

Q: Are there unique enchantments on Revolution SMP?

A: Yes, we have custom enchants that enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can take on various jobs and tasks within the server to earn rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, we have an anti pay-to-win policy where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.

Q: Can I set up my own shop on Revolution SMP?

A: Yes, you can set up your own player shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.

Q: Are there quests and adventures on the server?

A: Yes, you can embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.

MineFlip Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ores Mined:	3958	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next! One minute you could be peacefully building a castle and the next minute, you’re getting flipped and arrested by our mischievous admins! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server by outsmarting the admins in a crazy game of cat and mouse. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Helluva Hotel Minecraft Server

#youtube, Assassin, Blitzo, Charlie, Demons, episodes, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Server, SpindleHorse, Startup, Threads

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as Hell itself! Join us for a chance to rehabilitate demons, run your own assassin business, and even open a hotel in Hell! Who knew the underworld could be so fun and quirky? Plus, our server is so OP, you’ll feel like a princess of Hell yourself. So come on down and check out into Heaven with us! Just don’t let the hellhound receptionist bite… or do, it’s all part of the fun! Join now for a Helluva good time!

MomsBasement Minecraft Server

baby, Babysitting, basement, bills, Chores, Controlling, Decisions, elope, grandmother, husband, insisting, lost job, Minecraft, MomsBasement, Mother, move in, overprotective, privacy, pushover, reconciliation, second job, Server, strained relationship

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the mother-in-law madness and build your dream world without any overprotective figures breathing down your neck!

Join now and experience the freedom of creating your own virtual paradise without any interference from controlling family members. Plus, our server is so lit that even your husband’s pushover tendencies will be a thing of the past – he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to even think about arguing with you!

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs to worry about paying rent or selling furniture when you can just build a cozy virtual home in our Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama – because in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next!

InsecureCraft: AITA Edition

accusations, aita, Apology, Argument, Beach Trip, best friends, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Edition, friendship, InsecureCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, long-time friends, loyalty, loyalty to friends, Marriage, misunderstanding, relationships, social gathering, Trust, Wife

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crops Grown:	6261
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Votes:	8889
Mines Excavated:	4902	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama like Emma on a daily basis? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build with next! No snappy comments allowed, just pure fun and creativity.

Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t accuse you of stealing their virtual husband. Plus, our virtual beach is always fully stocked with drinks, so you’ll never have to deal with running out and getting snarky comments from anyone.

Join now and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs Emma’s apologies when you can be building epic structures and exploring new worlds with us? Don’t wait, join today and let the fun begin!

Blocky Banter: Last Words Edition

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally talk smack to your killer before you bite the dust! That’s right, we have a special feature where you can communicate with your murderer in your final moments. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make them feel guilty enough to spare you! Join now for a killer good time (pun intended)!

NATOcraft Server: Unstoppable Ukraine

Allies, DECLARATION, Defense, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical significance, global security, international relations, irreversible, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, NATOcraft, political stability, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, transatlantic alliance, Ukraine, Unstoppable

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

So like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. Plus, we have this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and do epic quests together.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like, the gateway to another dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a secret training ground for future NATO members? Yeah, that’s right. Join us and you’ll be on the fast track to becoming a certified NATO badass. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epicness begin!